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Your son’s life is on the line. The only way to save him? His biological brother’s blood. But when you track down the real father, you uncover a shocking twist: the clinic swapped the sperm—yours came from the wrong vault. And the donor? Your boss. 😳

21+ "Menikah dengan saya, atau mereka akan membunuh mu." Kalimat lugas itu keluar dari mulut pria berusia 32 tahun. Memaksa wanita 21 tahun untuk menjadi istrinya. Kisah cinta antara Mafia kejam dan Gadis broken home.

When her family business goes bankrupt, Aurora Geordie, an illegitimate daughter, is sold off for 80,000 Dollar to an old bachelor as his wife, with the belief that it will change her fortune. On the day they register their marriage, Aurora Geordie meets her 'husband'—a man with fair skin, striking looks, and a perfect figure. This is supposed to be the...old bachelor in his thirties?

(Cerita ini mengandung unsur 21+) Lagi asyik mengantri untuk membeli karcis bioskop, Katya benar-benar kaget saat seorang anak kecil tiba-tiba saja menarik tangannya. Lebih kaget lagi, ketika ternyata anak kecil itu membawanya kepada seorang lelaki yang bernama Gaffandra, untuk dijadikan temannya menonton! Lalu dari kejadian itu, pertemuan antara Katya dan Gaffandra pun berlanjut... ... di atas tempat tidur. * Dibesarkan oleh kakek dan ayah yang sering kawin-cerai, membuat pernikahan tidak akan pernah terlintas di benak Gaffandra, meskipun usianya sudah menginjak 38 tahun. Ia terlalu menikmati hidup bebas tanpa ikatan dan drama yang merepotkan. Namun ketenangannya pun terusik ketika pasangan hidup selibatnya, Olivia, tiba-tiba saja menuntut sebuah pernikahan. Gaffandra pun segera memutuskan hubungan tanpa ikatan dengan Olivia tanpa merasa keberatan sedikit pun, meskipun sesudahnya ia bingung bagaimana menyalurkan hasrat normalnya sebagai seorang lelaki yang butuh pelampiasan. Hingga akhirnya ia bertemu Katya, dan mengajukan sebuah penawaran menggiurkan yang sulit untuk ditolak. *** IG : @blackauroranovels

Shifters are off limits. But for this hot single father, I’ll break all the rules… Inside the classroom, I have plenty of rules. Outside the classroom, I only have one—don’t date shifters. That includes the single father of my new kindergarten student. But limiting myself to sideways glances at Bratt’s powerful muscles is proving impossible to do. I, of all people, should know better. Until recently, humans and shifters weren’t even allowed to be together. Not to mention I could lose my job for dating a student’s parent. And if anyone found out that I’ve already been bitten once and how badly that ended, I could be run out of town all over again. My heart is telling me that Bratt’s different. But if I give in to temptation, there are those who want to keep us apart. By any means necessary…

Dirga Bimantara dipaksa pergi membawa bayinya yang masih merah meski Louisa belum melihat wajah buah cinta keduanya. Semua karena perbedaan status keluarga mereka. Meski Dirga berusaha, tetapi kuasa sang ayah mertua berhasil mematahkan semua usaha yang dilakukannya. Lantas, bagaimana nasib ketiganya? Akankah mereka dapat bertemu dan membangun keluarga secara utuh?

Billionaire Elijah Warren may be a saint to everyone else but Coraline Baxter knew better. She knew the younger man was too good to be true and that no one was that perfect. He always treated her like she was trash anytime they met, with a smile on his perfect face. She tried to avoid him as much as she could but it was nearly impossible when he was best friends with her friends and he came to her place of work every day. Coraline's life hits rock bottom when her daughter needs surgery and she is desperate for money, Elijah offers her double the money she needs. All she has to do is one little thing which is to be his surrogate. Coraline is stuck between a rock and a hard place. Will she agree to be his surrogate to save her daughter's life or choose her pride and walk away?

Biru Alesha Zahra. Gadis berusia 29 tahun yang masih melajang karena belum ingin punya pasangan. Mungkin lebih tepatnya ia sebenarnya tidak ingin punya pasangan, makanya menuliskan kriteria pasangan yang sedikit terlalu berlebihan dalam motto hidupnya mencari pasangan. Kaya, mapan, dewasa, bertanggung jawab, tampan, dan yang pasti menyayanginya. Ia tidak ingin mencari laki-laki yang usianya sepantarannya dengannya, apalagi di bawah usianya. Bahkan meskipun laki-laki itu lajang dan usianya 40 tahun, selama memenuhi kriterianya di atas, Biru tak keberatan. Lalu, tiba-tiba semuanya berubah, termasuk dunianya karena Langit, seorang pemuda yang lebih muda lima tahun darinya datang ke hidupnya dan mengacak-acak prinsip hidupnya. Apakah Biru masih akan bertahan dengan prinsipnya mencari hot daddy, atau harus takluk dengan baby manis yang menerobos hatinya?

Pinauwi sa pilipinas si Cassandra Monteverde ng kaniyang lolo dahil sa isang masamang balita, hindi siya nakapaghanda sa magiging buhay niya doon. Nag-iisa siyang apo nito kaya halos ikulong siya nito sa mansiyon, idagdag pa ang bodyguard niyang si Alejandro na grabe makabantay sa kaniya. Hindi niya alam ang gagawin lalo pa't istrikto din ito. Pero sa pagdaan ng panahon, hindi na niya namalayan na nagkakagusto na pala siya sa bodyguard niya, it's impossible! Pero paano nga ba niya pipigilan ang pagtingin niya kay Alejandro kung nasa iisang bahay lang sila?

"I'm 40 you're 21," he whispered softly, his lips grazing my nipple, hot breath sending shivers down my spine as his tongue flicked out, teasing the hardened peak. "I don't care!" I shot back amidst breathy moans, my fingers tangling in his dark hair, pressing his head deeper into my boobs, arching my back to feed him more. "I'm your mum's husband. I'm your stepdad, old enough to be your real dad," he murmured again, his right hand tracing, torturous path down my trembling stomach, dipping between my thighs to brush against my soaked panties. "I said I don't care!!!" I growled, grabbing his wrist and forcing his fingers faster. "Fuck the age, fuck the rules, make me yours!" ______ Adrian Blackwood, the hottest, most dangerously sexy beast I've ever laid eyes on turns out to be my stepfather. You heard that right, my mum's husband! The man who could make me wet with just a single stare, with his towering muscles, tattooed arms, and those piercing gray eyes that strip me bare. One ride in his SUV and I want a real ride. I'm just 21 in college, but he's 40, old enough to be my dad? Who the hell cares! As long as he pins me down, and wrecks me with pleasure that leaves me begging, I'll sin with him every damn night. Taboo? Bring it on. ‘Sinfully Yours, Step Daddy!’ is a boundary smashing blaze you can't read in public or alone (unless you're ready to touch yourself nonstop). Dive into Ava with Stepdad, professor, step dad's best friend, the sugar doctor, Ava's unapologetic slut era, craving daddies. Walk in horny, walk out dripping satisfied. Grab it now, your panties or boxers won't survive! Steamy age gap taboo romance packed with dominance that'll have you screaming for more.