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Shawn isn't like any ordinary girl. Bullied for her differences, she never thought she'd find love, until she met her... Abbigail, born with sight suffers a horrible accident that causes her to go blind. Keeping to herself she never thought someone could love her. Until she met her... Embark on this journey between two different women and find out if they get their heppily ever after.

Accalia was no ordinary werewolf. She was the Alpha King's daughter. Unlike most who would be happy to have her title, Accalia hated it. She wasn't just Princess Accalia. She also had another hidden identity known as the Lightning Queen. After finishing college, she returned home and was told she would enter an arranged marriage. Against the marriage, she decides to give up her identity for a year or until she can prove herself. The Alpha King isn't happy about it but agrees in the end. Now known as Lia, she enters a company as an intern. She also meets a guy who seems to be ordinary and enters a contract marriage with him in a flash. Zydan was in a similar boat as Lia, as he was also being forced into an arranged marriage. Refusing to give in to his parents' demands, he meets Intern Lia and suggests they get married so he can get his family off his back. Not only is he an Alpha, but he is also the second strongest and richest CEO. When he meets Lia, he pretends to be an assistant who works for his company as he thinks Lia is just an ordinary girl, and they are only married temporarily. What neither of them knew when entering the flash marriage is that their families had arranged for them to get married. Can they keep their identities a secret and achieve their goals? What will happen when their identity is exposed? In a world where werewolves coexist with human and identity means everything, can they overcome their struggles and find love in a twist of fate?

THE ALPHA SERIES: 1 The enmity between the Redmoon pack and Silvermoon pack has been going on for over a century now. The war was expected to end or at least subside after both Alpha's find out that they were fated to be mates but to everyone's surprise, the opposite happens. Kira and Damien hate each other, so much so that they will never accept that they're fated to be together and will fight against their fate. Damien already has who he loves and is unwilling to let her go for a nonchalant, hothead that happens to also happen to be an enemy. Kira, as much as she always wished to meet her mate, hates the thought of ever being with an arrogant and rude man like Alpha Damien and to top it off, he's the enemy. They're always brought together by one thing or the other. Can they really fight their fate and stay as enemies or will their fate get the best of them.

Alicia Anderson is every man ideal woman, but love was never her forte and she never found herself worth loving. Everything took a turn when she bash into a boy at the welcome back school mixer (Nethean) but little did she know he was a worst type of player. Nethean Adam was an orphan, adopted by he's ruthless Uncle. He's the school renowned player. Love was just a four letter words to him, he's biggest aim was to graduate from university, work hard and become a billionaire, just to make his uncle pay for how he maltreated him. Will Alicia be able to change his ways and get his attention?

Life after high school was supposed to be the most exciting experience, full of adventure for Daisy. That was what she presumed it would be. Instead, it was a world of new, strange, and unimaginable experiences. Daisy was a naive, ambitious girl who wanted to prove a point of her sexuality to her friend. Proof of her sexuality bonded her with a man from another continent and she became a mother at 19, without knowing where to find the father of her baby.

In 1900, Eva, a locked and forbidden wolf was unraveled by some pack members. They didn’t know about her history and she ended up feeding on them, she went stray and rogue unable to tell who she was or where she belonged to - she also didn’t let any prey go. Not until she fell into Alpha Damien’s trap. He caught her and brought her home. She fed on his wolves and also threatened to tear his pack apart. Eva couldn’t transform to her human form but she could understand everything and communicate through mind link. She met Alpha Damien who was willing to tame her but unfortunately, she can never be tamed - will she end up ruining his pack or taking her life since she was older than other werewolves? Will Alpha Damien find the remedy to cure her curse?

SEVI ALVARO STORY ----- Dahil sa matinding pangangailangan ay gumawa ng isang napakalaking desisyon si Addie, ang sumali sa isang auction. She was bought for ten million for just a night, ngunit hindi niya akalain na iyon ang magiging dahilan ng pagbabago ng buhay niya. A month later, she found out that she is pregnant. Dahil hindi niya naman kilala kung sino ang lalaking iyon ay binuhay niya ang mga batang mag-isa at umuwi sa kanilang probinsya. Not until four years later ay napilitan siyang muling bumalik sa siyudad para mag-apply ng trabaho sa isang malaking kumpanya. "Your voice seems familiar." sabi ng lalaking nasa harapan niya, walang iba kundi ang lalaking iyon noong gabing iyon— ang ama ng mga anak niya. "I-I'm sorry sir, this is the first time we've met." pagsisinungaling niya. Ang just like that, natanggap siya bilang sekretarya nito ngunit paano niya itatago ang katotohan dito na siya ang babaeng napakatagal na pala nitong hinahanap? ---- "Ang tagal kitang hinanap at ngayong natagpuan na kita, sa tingin mo ba ay pakakawalan pa kita?"

Three souls. One bond. No way out. When Alpha wolf Rhett Calder arrives at the Moon Summit to broker peace between warring packs, the last thing he expects is to be hit with the mating bond. Twice. He’s fated to Mira Ellan, a sharp-tongued enforcer with a painful past and zero interest in destiny. But the bond doesn’t stop there—it also pulses between Rhett and a complete stranger: Jace Rowan, a quiet Beta with haunted eyes and a loyalty that runs deep. Neither man has ever desired another male, yet their souls burn for each other with the same pull they feel for Mira. Confused, drawn, and dangerously tempted, the three are forced together by fate—and hunted by those who see their triad as a threat to tradition. As the mating bond tightens and ancient power awakens, passion turns into loyalty, and strangers into something much more. But when secrets surface and betrayal lurks in the shadows, love alone may not be enough to protect them. Because the most dangerous thing in the world… is a bond the old world refuses to accept.

“You must leave here with your men and never come back. You must promise me that I didn’t save a vengeful man. We did not take the women you sought out. Both our races have lost in this fight. I beg that you forget it and return to your people who await you.” Aerona Dylan, the adopted daughter of Celeste made a grave mistake when she fell in love with Zayn, the Alpha Of Silver Crest Pack who was a sworn enemy. To remedy this mistake, she had no other choice than to willingly become the Alpha’s slave, but things took a different turn when she fell in love with him. Will her love overcome her quest for revenge? Or will they have a happy ever after? Find out in this romance book.

Ang boyfriend ko ay forensic doctor. Nakidnap ako at may nakadikit na bomba—meron na lamang sampung minuto bago sumabog. Ang mga nagkidnap sa akin ay pinilit na tawagan ko ang boyfriend ko, pero napagalitan lamang ako. “Ano bang kailangan mo, Michelle? Anong pinaplano mo, ginagamit ang buhay mo bilang palusot dahil lang nagseselos ka?” “Ang pusa ni Vi ay hindi makuha mula sa puno ng tatlong araw na. Mahal niya ito na parang ang buhay nito ay buhay niya! Kung idedelay mo ako sa pagligtas dito, magiging mamamatay tao ka!” Nakarinig ako ng malanding boses sa kabilang dulo ng tawag. “Salamat para dito, Kev. Ang husay mo!” Nakilala ko ang boses na iyon—pagmamay ari ito ng childhood friend ng boyfriend ko. Tinext ko ang boyfriend ko ng sasabog na ang bomba. “Paalam habang buhay. Pinagdadasal ko na hindi na tayo magkita pang muli sa ibang buhay.”