You Can't Sit With Us Memes Novels & Stories

Meme looks at me and says, “are you serious right now” “Spin knows I’m not a morning person. Do you wanna go now or complain about what I’m wearing until I agree to change?” I asked her. “Fuck it”, she says as she throws her hands in the air in defeat. “Let’s go”! We walked out to the car, with Gabe and his boys already there waiting. Meme throws her bag in the trunk and blows a kiss at Mikey before getting in. We drive blasting the music, singing along like only we can until we arrive at Spin’s, laughing at ourselves like idiots!

"Long story. Can I at least sit with you? There's something you guys should know." "You can, but let me make it clear, we're not sharing our lunch with you, right Mims?" When Mimie didn't reply, Gianna turned to see her lost in space. So she nudged, "Mimie, you good?" Mimie nodded but Gianna wasn't convinced.

she said, “Why do you always stress yourself, did I tell you to do that?“ Zack asked, “Am sorry, but because of the situation at hand, I can't go to a public place like a restaurant or supermarket” Mimi said, “bro, don't be annoying with her, she is right with what she said,” Tolu said, “I can make an order for you now, but I just feel like we should go down there to have our lunch and fun out there,” Zack said,

" Damon yelled his command. This was equivalent to a life or death situation. Damon and Lolita led the little army we possessed. Luke and I took the back seats of their minivan. I never knew they had more than two. Grace sat in the middle, while Lolita and Damon took the front seats. "There's a taco for everyone in those small bags." Lolita said, pointing to a small crate I just noticed. I had thought the air between Luke and I would be uncomfortable but clearly none of that was happening. Grace passed on the tacos and we ate with pleasure. "What if we die trying this shit?" Grace raised a topic for discussion while we moved along.

“Your name’s in the caption. ‘Local businessman’s café explodes in mocha mayhem.’ Congratulations. You’re a meme.” “I’m going to fire everyone,” Max muttered. “You can’t fire them,” Landon said. “They’re already traumatized. One of the waiters won’t stop twitching every time he hears a milk frother.” Suzi leaned against the arm of the couch, giggling. “You have to admit, it’s kind of iconic.” “I’m not calling an insurance claim over coffee foam and memes,” Max said darkly. “Actually, you are,” Landon replied. “Because the insurance adjuster is on her way, and she says she needs a statement from one of the owners. That’s you, buddy.”

~ Hailey ~ The storm begins before the sky even realizes it’s supposed to rain. By the time Ethan and I step out of the boardroom hand-in-hand, with our relationship declared, half the company already has it posted, reposted, filtered, captioned, and turned into memes. Kevin meets us outside the elevator looking like a man who has aged ten years in ten minutes. “Hailey… Ethan… the internet is— I don’t know how to say this but— the memes are disrespectful. Hilarious, but disrespectful.”

#getbehindmesatan Another text popped up. Alec: Today my daughter was constipated, I showed her your picture, she shit all over it. Thanks man... Yeah, message received loud and clear, I was just about to chuck my phone against the wall when another message popped up. Jay: We actually put you in a group messenger now so that we can all join in your shame, I added the girls, you're welcome. So, gang, let's talk this through. What exactly did Will do wrong today? Alyssa: Raises hand

One of the men hugged taking advantage of her and brought her up to the ship and when he saw everyone’s disgusted expression, he followed their line of sight and saw the yellow stains on her dress. The guy’s expression was priceless as he pushed her off like a plaque and distanced himself, constantly wiping his hands on his suit and looking down on his suit to see if there were any remnants on him. Neil took his phone back when the video finished playing and swiped the screen to bring up the next few visuals “These are the most popular memes now.” The screen had a picture of Amanda with the lower part of her body with the yellow stains and a caption ‘shark repellent- only while stocks last.’

Buddha 🧘🧘: I have made it to where the target is. Chief 🇺🇸: excellent! Let us know when we can visit. I will be in the waiting room with the rest of the team. Zombie 🧟‍♂️ : Why is this group chat GREEN?????? Badger 🦡 : Yayyyyy!!!! I am on my way with Lennie and Ollie!!!! And Z ask the noob. And Buddha you better not go in without me! Bodhi 🏄 : *GIF of one of the Olsen twins saying “HOW RUDE” *

"Clara, I'm hungry. Where's my chicken soup? Oh, right. Jason said he's too disappointed in you and doesn't want to talk to you anymore. He told me to speak to you directly if I need anything." I clenched my fists and forced the words out through my teeth. "I'm never going back." She let out two soft laughs, full of disdain. "Where else can you go if you don't come back here? Everyone says you'll cling to Jason's family for the rest of your life, even if you have to become the family pet. Otherwise, you'll starve to death."