“How do I look?” I asked Mr. Irson. “Better this time?”I wore the slacks and button-up silk blouse just like Sophie instructed. My hair was loose around my shoulders, but neatly curled. My makeup was light and sensible.Just like the fifty-page rule book said to be.Mr. Irson's eyes went up and down, evaluating every fiber of my clothing. I tried not to wiggle or fidget.“Perfect,” he said after a moment. “Just the shoes. You really don't have heels?”I crossed my arms. “No. No heels. I can't walk in them and I guarantee it would be a worse disaster than if I wore a bikini out on the tour.”Mr Irson's eyes went wide and he looked utterly horrified by the idea that I would even propose such a thing. “Then, the flats will do.”I grinned, feeling pleased. I was going to get this. I was going to follow all the rules the palace asked and I was going to do it well.“Thank you for helping me,” I told him. “I know it's not really your job, but I really do appreciate it.”“My job is to keep
Shopping with Sophie was an experience unto itself.She was a force to be reckoned with. Sophie made shopping into an Olympic qualifying sport. We visited three stores, tried on over thirty dresses, twenty different kinds of slacks, thirty-seven skirts, and more types of shirts than I could keep track of.“With your hair and skin, you should wear pastels,” she advised, holding up a pink gown that shimmered in the light. “Some darker colors will work, but I think we need to stick with the lighter things. They will also give you an air of innocence.”“Are you saying I'm not innocent?” I asked her, putting back a deep burgundy sweater.She grinned at me. “Not in a million years. You're dating Freddie.”“He's not that much of a bad boy,” I replied. I held up a blue shirt.“Too low cut,” she said, shaking her head at the shirt. “And I know Freddie isn't all bad. He's just got the reputation.”“So why do I have to dress innocent?” I asked. I held up a long sleeve pale green shirt that Sophi
“Are you sure this is okay?” I asked, feeling incredible guilt that I was going to spend so much of Freddie's money. The simple scarf in my hands was priced more than I had ever paid for an entire outfit.Sophie frowned. “There are higher end shops,” she said slowly. “I suppose we can find things there, but I really do like the color palette we found here.”“Higher end?” I squeaked out.She looked at me confused. “That's what is the matter, right? That these may not be nice enough?”I stared at her. “No, no. That this is too nice. This is so much money for... clothes. And just clothes.”“Clothes are what people base their opinions on,” Sophie replied. “And this is nothing. Remember, Freddie is a prince.”I looked at the pile of clothes. I didn't even want to know what they were going to cost.“I already have permission and this isn't even going to put a dent in the limit,” Sophie told me. “We could buy twice this and still have funds left over.”I stared at her.“Go wait outside if i
“... and did you see what the American was wearing?”I cringed as a photo of me popped up on the TV screen. It was from the garden party. My shoulders were bare and I wore the stupidest smile.“We here at “Royalty Watch” can not believe that the Queen Mother finds this appropriate. It is an affront to Paradisian values,” the commentator continued. “Add in her lewd behavior toward the prince, and I'm not sure that this American is going to be welcome in the royal household. Kissing before a Stair Walk? The scandal!”The screen flashed to a video of me kissing Freddie's cheek and holding the door open.I stuck out my tongue at the TV. “It wasn't lewd,” I said.“Lewd would have at least included tongue,” Freddie agreed, settling into the couch next to me. He put his arm over my shoulder and handed me a bowl of popcorn. “Want to get lewd now?”I looked over at him and grinned. We sat in a comfortable sitting room with a huge TV. In any other house, I would have called it a living room, bu
“You did well today,” Sophie said, picking up her purse and carefully tucking it over her shoulder. “Well, other than the whole walking in high-heels part.”“I did warn you,” I replied. I sat demurely on a high-backed chair in my room. I was waiting for her to leave so that I could slouch and flop into bed. I was exhausted.Princess training was hard work.“I thought you were kidding,” Sophie said. She shook her head. “Well, it's something for us to work on tomorrow.”“But tomorrow we're going to the hospital.” A small ripple of fear went through me. I wasn't ready for our hospital visit, but Sophie and Liam both wanted it done as soon as possible. They wanted the good stories about me coming out instead of just more pictures of my scandalously bare shoulders.“Yes. We're going to practice in the morning before we leave,” Sophie replied. She looked over at me. “Don't worry. You'll be wearing flats to the hospital. I want this to go well, remember?”I wanted to stick my tongue out at
“It's too bad no one needed CPR,” Sophie lamented as we walked down a corridor of the hospital. She wore a pristine cream dress with matching heels. I wore a light blue pant suit that made me think of super fancy scrubs. I was fairly sure that had been Sophie's intent when dressing me this morning.“Right... too bad,” I agreed, sarcasm dripping off my voice.“Oh, I didn't mean...” Sophie went a pretty pink. She even blushed prettily. “I meant, it would have been some great press to have you save someone's life.”I smiled and nodded politely. I knew she meant well, but it just showed me the disconnect between our worlds. I would never wish for someone to have an injury, especially one requiring CPR, just so I could get a good photo.It probably made me a terrible celebrity, but a good person.Overall, the day was going well. I had followed all of the rules the royal family sent out and I had even gone above and beyond what they expected. Everyone was happy with me. I was happy with m
I hid in my room for as long as I could. I didn't want to come out and go to dinner, but I didn't really have a choice. Dinner was already scheduled to be a celebratory meal in the dining room. The king and queen mother were to be there.Except we didn't have anything to celebrate. I'd failed my job today.I put on clean clothes. Sophie had laid out a tea length dark blue dress with lace overlay and long sleeves this morning. I wore it with stockings, as per her instructions. I put my hair up in a neat bun, hoping that the simple style would be acceptable. My makeup was light and natural, just the way Sophie had taught me.At least I could do that right.A knock on my door summoned me to dinner.“It's time, Ms. Miller,” Mr. Irson's voice called through the door.I hurried over and opened it.“Thank you,” I told him. “I'm mostly ready.”He smiled and looked me over. “You look lovely,” he said. He frowned slightly at my feet. “No heels?”I shook my head. “Not if I don't want to embarras
Dinner was a quiet and terse affair.Liam pointedly never looked at me. The Queen Mother watched her sons with sad eyes. She attempted small talk twice, but when no one helped her continue the conversations, she quickly stopped.Freddie tried to answer his mother, but Liam shot him such deadly looks that he quickly stopped talking at all.I had nothing to say. What could I possibly have to say?“I'm so sorry I went to a kegger once in college. If I had known those pictures would come back to haunt me, I would have stayed in my dorm room and never left.”It wouldn't have fixed anything.So, we ate our delicious food in the awkward silence of silverware and chewing.“Freddie, I would speak with you,” Liam announced, setting down his knife and fork on the empty plate.“I'm actually rather tired,” Freddie tried to say, but Liam cut him off.“We have things to discuss.” There was no arguing with the King.Freddie nodded, his face pale. He carefully placed his silverware and waited for Liam