Already regretting

"Let me go!" 

I screamed at the top of my lungs as I tried to get out of the grip of the person who thought it was a good idea to ambush me in the AFTERNOON.

I dragged my feet on the ground, twisting my body in his arm. I knew it was a man because his masculine woody scent mixed with a strong lemon smell made its way into my nostrils. 

Wait ... I knew that smell.

"Jesus Christ" The familiar voice spoke when he had successfully thrown me inside the car.

I raised my head up slowly, struggling to move away the strands of hair which clouded my vision. "Jordan Cashmere" I growled.

He removed his cap, tossing it on the driver seat which was empty. "Look, we have to -"

"I thought you were out of the country?" I raised my eyebrow at him. "Ahh my body hurts. You pull like a man"

"Because I am man?" He asked, unsure of his answer.

I gagged, shaking my head. "Not with that vagina."

He hurriedly placed his hand on my mouth. "Don't. Don't say it out loud"

"Mgnnkfd" My words came out incoherent.

He slowly brought down his hand. "What were you saying?"

"I said are you ashamed of the truth?" I huffed, smoothening my hair with my fingers 

He eyed me up and down, shutting his eye before throwing his head back. "You must be enjoying all these"

My hands were already on the door handle. I was about to escape. A gasp left my lips when his hand gripped onto mine. 

How was he seeing me?

"You like to have my cock with you?" He snapped, glaring at me.

"I mean, apart from the morning boner and the part where it twitches in excitement at some R+ rated movies, it's not -"

"Eva please!" He said, his tone begging.

I sighed, releasing the door handle. "Fine."

His lips lifted up in a smile. "You're serious? You'd help me out?"

His hands cupped around mine sending shivers down my spine. I pulled it back harshly, placing it on my thigh. He raised his eyebrow at me weirdly.

"I'm doing it for me" I eyed him. "What is your plan again?"

"We get to stay with each other until we have this figured out." He placed his hand on my knee. "See how normal we are now? Don't you like it?"

My eyes darted to his trouser. Well, that place.

He snapped his finger on my face, startling me. "My eyes are up here" 

"Huh??" I blinked repeatedly, trying to peel my eyes off there. "It's - it's back?" He flicked his finger on my head, earning a scowl from me. "What was that for?" I yelled.

He scoffed. "You're getting too comfortable. Have you forgotten who - okay, wait"

Rolling my eyes, I released my hand from the handle. If he was going to remind me who he was then I wasn't going to be in here with him.

"Good. We're going to draft a contract of agreement..." I started

"Say no more" He stretched his hand to the passengers seat, bringing back with him a document.

He really came prepared.

"Okay, that was quick" I chuckled, taking it from him. "First of all, how do I work because I have an interview on -"

"Cancel it. You've been accepted into my company to be my Personal Assistant" He smiled at me.

 I raised my eyebrow at him in disbelief. "Woah! Just like that?"

"Eva, we need to stay with each other and that's the only way. I don't want to take chances" He said, turning the page for me. "We do everything together" He read a line of the document.

"Nah. I don't agree with this. As humans, we need privacy" I snatched a pen from the seat, striking out 'everything' and replacing it with 'most things'

"Fine." He groaned, muttering an 'You are unbelievable' under his breath

"Heard that" I told him. Just for the records. "Shh. I need to understand this agreement so you don't trick me" I placed hand on his lips, leaving it there.

There were so many boring terms but then I understood most of it. We were going to stay together and do most things together but then we were still going to manage to have a cordial relationship.

"No feelings?" I scoffed out, making a face which showed disgust.

"Very important. I know I am attractive and very rich and you might want to take advantage of our condition and -"

Same old. Same old.

"Pause" I brought my hand down from his lips after shushing him up, rubbing it on his shirt. "Your breath is hot"

"Yeah, just like my body" He smirked 

I eyed him up and down. "Not like that. In a 'hot that it turns to wet and sticky on my palm' way" 

He opened his mouth to say something but I closed my ear not wanting to hear anything from him.

I inputted my signature. "Done. Let's do this"

"Yes!" He pumped his fist in the air. "Thank you so much for this. I could hug you right now. You don't know what you just did for me. I messed up myself yesterday trying to learn how to pee in a ladylike way"

I snorted, covering my mouth. But that didn't seem to help as I cackled. 

"Very ladylike" He glared at me sarcastically.

"You'd be stuck with me for a while, Daddy" I ran my fingers along his jawline.

"Ew!" He held my hands away from his face. "Don't do that again" He shook his head, his eyes widened like he just heard or saw something horrific. 

"I better get - oof" My head collided with his hard chest making my eyes twirl. 

"Shit, I'm so sorry" He rubbed his hand on my temple, softly. I inhaled sharply ready to lash at him but then my words died down my throat as his magical hand began to work wonders. 

"Mhmm" I moaned out, forgetting myself.

His body went rigid under me. He pushed me up swiftly like my body burned him. "Why.. why did you do that"

I quirked my eyebrow at him. "Why did I do what?"

He shook his head, opening his door. "Wait here" He quickly jumped out and entered the driver's seat, locking all doors.

"Why are you locking the door?"

"Tell me where you're going to, I'll take you there" He smiled at me

I stared at him blankly until his face turned into something horrific. Then it slowly registered that this was my going to be my life now.

"I'm already regretting this"