Chapter twelve - Elsie

We get back to the table about ten minutes before my mum and William arrive, it's so obvious what they've been doing. His hair and clothes are mussed where they'd been perfectly straight before and he's sporting a rather large hickey on his neck, which looks out of place on a man his age.

"Sorry, there were barely any parking spaces." He says and my mum sniggers beside him, I glance over at Billy to see if he looks as obviously post coital as his dad, but he just looks like regular Billy. Handsome, rugged and tempting. 

Jeez, I can feel myself getting wet again just looking at him. Think of something else. Ok, so Henry VIII had sex wives, divorced, Catherine of Aragon, beheaded Anne Boleyn, died, Jane Seymour, divorced, Anne of Cleves, beheaded, Catherine Horward, survived, Katherine Parr.