Flying Death

"I now pronounce you as husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride." A round of applause echoed in the four corner of this church as we witnessed their first public kiss as married couple.

Happiness plastered on their faces as their eyes sparkled like stars glistening in the darkness.

I was busy observing the crowd when my sight darted to a group of girls who were directly staring at us, smiling while biting their lower lips.

What the fuck?

I had a quick glimpse and looked away.

I took a glance with the three assholes to see their reaction but to my suprise, they are busy paying attention to Zyrex and Tina's public kiss.

Hayop na lintek.

Is this their first time seeing a newly wed-couple kiss?

The corner of my lips twitched as I watch them with the unfamiliar smile embedded on their faces. It's cringe to the point that goosebumps are all over my system.

What an idiotic expressions.

I tried to focus with the couple in front of me but I'm distracted. Knowing I can clearly see those ladies in my peripheral vision.

Seeing how flirtatious their stares towards us irritates the hell of me. Big time.

Someone is in need of attention, huh?

With that thought in my mind, my eyes met theirs. Giving them a cold stare with a small smile crept on my lips, subtly returning their luscious stares. Then my eyes darted to one of them.

I shrug when she suddenly looked away.

I like staring. But that's only applicable with one person and I'm goddamn handsome that ain't any of you. 

I diverted my attention to the busy crowd.

In my mind, I saw a girl in a wedding dress. She's wearing her infamous smile that made her ethereal beauty more exposed as she slowly walk in the aisle.

And then her eyes met mine. Then me staring at her with full admiration visible in my eyes.

What a beautiful masterpiece.

A smile unconsciously crept on my lips.

My smile froze realizing what I was thinking awhile ago. I was pulled from my reverie when someone called me. I saw the three walking towards me.

What the fuck is going on?

"Tangina naman pre, may honeymoon pa. Gutom na talaga ako animal!"

"Gago tol! Dito na raw sila maghohoneymoon. Live show ata ang nais putangina!"

"Depungal na Zyrex. Hoy! Respeto naman sa kagwapuhan ko, Lods! Nag-uumapaw sa kagwapuhan pero wala pang syota!"

I simple sigh as I scratch my jaw. They're catching everyone's attention and it seems like they don't fucking care at all.

Assholes as usual.

I guess I'm the only halo among the horns.

My eyes went back to the newly weds. They'd been fucking kissing for about five minutes now for Adrian's fucking porn's sake.

People are trying to hold their laugh and some are already bursting out in laughter.

"Pambihira. Kung ganyan ba naman kaganda 'yong bride eh. Hoy Luke! Bakit tahimik ka d'yan?" Kiel, as he diverted his gaze at me.

"Problema mo?" my forehead creased.

"Sus. Gutom lang 'yan tol. Animalism naman kasi 'tong mga hangal na 'to. Mga slapsoil sa halik putangina. Hoy Aldrich!" - Adrian

"Oh ano gago? Manahimik kang depungal ka hindi lang ikaw ang gutom!"

Do they really need to shout? Everyone's attention are on us and it's irritating.

"Why do you need to shout? Assholes," I uttered.

A moment of silence dropped befall us before they could hold themselves back together.

"Wow! English," they said in chorus while staring at me, unbelievably.

Mga lintek.

"Oh putangina bakit mo kami ini-english ha? May problema ka ba 'tol?" Aldrich seriously asked.

"Wala. Kuya," I replied teasingly.

"Eh di putangina sa Kuya. Puta ka." I want to burst out. Irritating them makes my day completed.

"Baka gutom lang 'yan, 'di ba Luke?" Adrian interrupted. Seeing his grin gives me more irritation.

"Kausap ba kita?" I replied.

"Oh kalma lang, ang init na naman ng ulo mo sa 'kin animal, concern lang naman ako ah."

The emcee announced the pictorial's proper order so we prepared ourselves. We're on the last part so I stayed on my seat, watching people who passed by as I took a quick glance on my wrist watch.

Time check. It's almost eleven o'clock and the pictorial is just about to start. Great.

"Tara na para mabilis." Aldrich headed his way to the altar.

Adrian and Kiel who are on my left side and currently laughing on something I don't know suddenly stood up.

Adrian passed by but before Kiel would follow, he stopped right in front of me. I looked at him, wondering.

"Diyan ka nalang?" he asked.

"Ha?"

"Hakdog. Trip mo ba magsolo flight sa pictorial mamaya? Pakiayos ng signal mo Brother. Lag ka." He continued his way to the altar.

What the hell? Lag?

I stood up and followed them.

As I walked quietly with my hands on my pocket, I can hear murmurs. Cameras are everywhere. We're not in a mall show but the people somehow, took the opportunity to get close with us, taking photos of us.

Some fans who had the privilege to attend this nuptial was able to get a picture with the three, of course, except from me.

I only let people take a picture close to me if it's part of my work, but these? No, count me out.

Don't get close to me. You'll probably hate me if you do so.

"Okay. One, two, three, smile."

"Kahit naman 'di ako ngumiti gwapo parin. Kita naman sa mga chix na nahuhumaling sa akin. Karismang Uno eh."

"Oo p're mas gwapo nga lang ako kaysa sa'yo. Basta Kiel kakambal ng salitang gwapo kaya mas madaming nahuhumaling na chix eh."

"Hoy mga animal mahiya naman kayo sa pang-i-scam. Araw araw kayong nagsisinungaling eh minus ten kayo sa heaven niyan. Gwapo kayo? Si Adrian ba kayo? Sa 'kin talaga nahihimatay ang mga chix eh."

And this is also part of my routine. When I'm with them, I have to deal with their conceitedness.

These assholes are extra hyper today.

Hm. Did they forget where we are?

Their behaviour right now is supposed to be seen only when the four of us are present, and not on a public event like this. But of course, assholes are assholes.

"Buti pa ang Luke, humble na nga, loyal pa." They immediately faced me after I uttered those.

I gave them my What's-your-fucking-problem-mga-hayop-na-lintek look.

But as usual, they didn't take it seriously. Instead they laugh like a banshee.

"Maghanap ka muna ng girlfriend p're. Para may hustisya 'yang pagiging humble at loyal mo hm?" Kiel said tapping my right shoulder.

"Mga BI talaga kayo gago. Luke," He patted my shoulder before he continue what he's trying to say. "Kung wala ka talagang matipuhan manood ka ng porn para may idea ka sa babaeng liligawan mo."

"Gago! Kami pa pala ang BI. Hahaha. Ginawa mo namang inosente 'yan depungal ka. Mata niya ba ang titibok? Oh baka iba ang tumibok at biglang mabuhay."

"Para may idea siya sa babaeng matitipuhan niya. Madaming magaganda do'n, iba't ibang flavors pa. Alam mo namang pihikan eh kailangan niya ng madaming choices."

Gracious, why do I have to deal with them everyday? Just what the fuck?

"Hindi naman sa lahat ng oras kailangan alam ng lahat na may babae ka."

And again, they threw their gaze towards me.

Their eyes were wide open. Adrian and Aldrich's jaw dropped while Kiel is covering his mouth like I have said something unbelievable.

"What? Eyes on cam dudes, not on my handsome face." I grinned.

"Putangina english na naman! Ano ba talagang problema mo 'tol?" Aldrich exclaimed.

Mga lintek talaga.

"Ano nababakla na ba kayo? Tititigan niyo nalang ba ako hanggang marealized niyong ako talaga tunay na pinakagwapo sa 'tin?" I smirked.

"Mga animal. Sino sainyong dalawa ang humawa d'yan?" Adrian who first got his senses back.

"Sino lang ba ang gwapo sa 'tin? Lag ka rin ba? Malamang ako," Kiel who held his chin while smirking.

Aldrich on the other hand who is the most talkative and noisy went silent.

"Puta. Naano ka p're?" Adrian asked but Aldrich remained silent.

This is something unusual.

"Hm. So this girl you're talking about is the one I saw from your flat."

It's not a question but somehow, a statement.

My grin slowly disappeared after hearing what he have said then I realized what he's trying to say.

"Oh? May babae 'tong si Luke? Matinik ka p're nag-uuwi ka na pala." Kiel looked so amused.

"Hanep tol. Naglilihim ka na ba sa'min? Hindi namin 'yan aagawin pakilala mo nga animal," Adrian who just winked at a lady who passed by.

"Puta ang sexy at ang ganda mga 'tol. 'Di ba Harvey?" He teasingly took a glance at me.

I gave Aldrich a menacing look.

He grinned. "Pero mukhang namalikmata lang ata ako. Well gwapo lang, nanlalabo rin ang paningin. Dalian na nga natin para makapunta na tayo sa reception," he continued while laughing.

"Oh thank God naisipan mo pa 'yan."

I found myself smirking while staring at this lady in front of us whom I thought of having a mild hypertension at this moment.

She's biting her lower lip like she's letting her patience getting longer as her forehead creased out of annoyance.

After a several shots, we decided to proceed at the venue of the reception.

"Bigyan nga kita ng babae 'tol? Kasing ganda at sexy no'ng mga nasa porn. Hahaha."

When will he ever stop?

"No thanks. I have my own standards and definitely not the same as yours."

"Grabe naman 'to. Sinasabi mo bang cheap 'yong mga taste ko? May ipapakilala ako sa'yo--"

"I am Off limits," I cutted his words.

A smile slowly crept on my lips as her innocent, angelic face and mesmerizing eyes invaded my mind.