Amateurs

"Is this a joke to you? Cast the birds away this instant and summon your rodent companion!" Glob was saying, presumably to Keanu,though,who else could he be talking to? 

Ulrik must have smacked into my head harder than I thought.

That cloud looked like a chicken leg.

My stomach rumbled and I licked my chapped lips,rested a hand on my middle and rubbed comfortingly.

"You are thinking about food in a time like this? Look at the mayhem that you have caused!" Ulrik yelled at me,standing in all his arrogant,stick up the but glory,hands fisted at his hips,glowering at me and blocking out the sun.

At least he made good shade.

I sighed and struggled to my feet,wincing as my body moved painfully.I rolled my shoulders in an attempt to get rid of the kinks,preparing myself for the bloody verbal sparring that was now inevitable.

"You were going