LOGINLetting out a scream, Dana made it to her feet and bolted. She didn't go back where she came-a dark shadow had already slammed the front door open. Instead, she ran down the hallway behind the kitchen and out the back door. Running up to her car, she saw that the tires had been slashed.
"Fuck!" Dana heard the back door slam. Without looking back, she raced into the garage, bolting the door behind her. Running across the concrete pad of her garage, she raced up the stairs, frantically trying to call the police on her cell. Strangely, her phone had no signal.
The door to her apartment splintered inward, and the landlady stumbled in, followed by the driver of the town car. They walked with purpose, their blank eyes fixed on her.
"If I bring you to him, he said he'll let me go," the landlady explained, stomping up the steps. Dana looked at the window, wondering if she could jump out of it and land without breaking her leg. She should have run literally anywhere else-she had trapped herself in the garage with nowhere else to go. The driver and her landlady were at the top of the stairs now, moving slowly toward her.
"Leave me alone!" Dana screamed. Turning to look for anything to throw or use as a weapon, she stared in amazement at the large, open wardrobe that was where the clock had been. Painted on the back wall in bright yellow paint were two words.
Get In
Seeing no other option, Dana jumped inside of the wardrobe, pulling the doors shut. She was tossed about when the wardrobe began shaking, as if someone had picked it up. She heard the wardrobe crash into the landlady first, and then a solid mass that Dana suspected was the driver. She cracked open the door to see that the wardrobe had sprouted wooden legs and was running toward the stairs.
"No!" Dana hollered, but the wardrobe scurried down the steps with ease. The doors opened and spat her out, and she landed on her ass right next to Alex's motorcycle. Scrambling to her feet, she saw that the wardrobe now had different words on the inside.
Look Away. Ride.
"What?" Contemplating the words, she heard movement upstairs. The driver and the landlady were back on their feet, moving toward the steps. Outside the door, Dana heard footsteps, and she turned to look. With a loud bang and clatter, the mostly restored engine of her motorcycle blew itself across the floor of the garage. Turning back around, she saw that a pristine engine had taken its place. The bike roared to life, and Dana jumped on it. The mysterious stranger appeared at the door, a wand clutched in his hand.
The bike's engine revved, and left a streak of rubber on the concrete, racing forward toward the garage door. Dana screamed, and the bike punched a hole through the old garage door, leaving bent steel and broken wood behind. The bike slid around the car parked in the driveway, tires squealing across the concrete. Hair billowing out behind her, Dana chanced a look over her shoulder to see the man from the kitchen step out onto the street, his wand raised.
A garden hose, left unattended in someone's front yard, stretched itself across the street. Dana turned forward in time for it to strike her in the chest, flipping her upside down, the motorcycle crashing to the pavement. The whole world spun, life moving in slow motion while he approached, the heels of his shoes clicking on the cold hard asphalt.
"This is going to hurt," he told her, raising his wand once more. Yellow light gathered around the tip, and Dana's world turned black.
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The river wasn't terribly deep, but it was very fast. It could have been ten seconds, or ten minutes, he had no idea. The river had carried him through a path of its own, the water terminating on both sides at walls. Eventually, a break had come, and Mike pulled himself to safety.
Lying on his back, Mike stared at the stone ceiling, hundreds of feet above him. He had lost track of Beth in the river, the memory of her hand slipping out of his. His clothes were soaking wet, and he was chilled all the way to the bone.
Reaching behind his belt, he touched the hilt of the dagger. He sighed, realizing the thing had caused more problems than anything else. It was the reason the others had left without him, and he had had a chance to face the minotaur, but ran instead. Why bother carrying the damn thing if he knew he was never going to use it?
Shivering, Mike stood up, glancing back at the river. There was no sign of Beth, and he was worried that she could be seriously hurt. Everyone in the house was in danger now, and he felt powerless to help. Mike stripped off his clothes, standing naked on the cool grass while he attempted to squeeze as much water out of them as possible. Giving his pants a good twist, he was surprised to see the blue stone dangling from its chain. He had stuck it in his pocket, promptly forgetting about it until now.
"Shit," he muttered, laying it on a rock with the dagger and his shoes. With no sunlight up above, cold and miserable was going to be the recipe for the rest of his day. Frustrated, he threw his pants at the ground and sat down on a rock. The sensation of cold stone on his scrotum made him jump up, and he swore again.
"The wet man is mad," a tiny voice said from behind him. Looking over his shoulder, Mike knelt by the dagger, his hand hovering over the hilt.
"Cold and wet and miserable," another voice squeaked.
"But he's still cute," a third voice added.
"Show yourself," Mike said. "Please. I mean you no harm, but will fight if I have to."
"Well then, Mr. Radley." Beth flashed him a grin. "Should we go inside and see the rest of your house?""Our house now. And yes, we should. Hey Tink?" Mike looked down at the goblin, a huge smile on his face. "Go get your tools. I think we're going to need them." He cracked his knuckles, then wiggled his fingers in anticipation. It was time to see what else the house had in store for him.-The Uber driver pulled away from the curb, leaving Dana on the sidewalk by herself. She walked up the driveway for the first time since she had been killed here over a week ago. She had a Walmart bag in one hand and a suitcase in the other. The garage was still unlocked, and she walked inside to her apartment.Alex's bike sat on the floor, the fender scratched up from Dana's crash. Busted engine parts lay scattered everywhere. Kneeling down, Dana picked up a spark plug and sighed."This isn't how it was supposed to be." She tossed the plug on the floor, then lifted the bike until she could engage t
Neither of them moved. Mike pulled himself along the porch until he was face to face with the succubus, her eyes staring into the distance."That... was something I..." Lily was at a loss for words. Her tail and wings disappeared, but her horns remained, the tiny halo of fire above them shrinking away. "I haven't come like that in centuries. Definitely not in my real body.""Yeah." He didn't know what to say. In that moment, the sass and anger always just an inch below the surface seemed to be gone. For a split second, she seemed at peace, and he was afraid to break the spell. They quietly laid next to each other for several minutes, Lily's eyes slowly returning to normal and the fiery halo over her head vanished. The frost that had formed over the wooden planks melted into nothingness as the sun climbed higher into the sky."Listen." Lily faced him, but her eyes looked away, focused on the sky behind him. "I'm not going to be around much, but I am going to stop in every now and then.
"Gah!" Cecilia lifted her head away, a long trail of spit connecting them. "No fair!""Come here." Lily pushed Cecilia into the air, her body floating. Cecilia held onto Mike's shoulders while Lily fought with her skirt. "Ok, the clinging clothes thing is weird.""You have a bug tail..." Cecilia whispered so that only Mike could hear. It made him laugh."Just need you to concentrate long enough for me to do this. Now sit.""Yes please," Cecilia murmured, her hips floating onto Lily's lap. Mike could see that Lily had pulled her panties to one side and had slid a finger inside of the banshee."Focus on just my hands. Shit, this is going to be so hot." Lily placed her hands on Cecilia's hips, her fingers passing through her the first couple of times. "I can honestly say this is my first time trying this," she said once she had a grip, guiding Cecilia's hips through her own and onto Mike's dick. Mike let out a low moan when he felt the cold touch of Cecilia's labia spreading around him,
Mike felt it then, that surge of electrical energy. It migrated through his body, his arm hairs standing up on end as she charged him up. Somewhere, deep inside himself, he felt something resonate, magic of his own that wanted to sing along."Cecilia, I-" He was interrupted by the sounds of boots striking wood, Lily appearing before them in a puff of smoke. Lily flipped her hair over her shoulder, adjusting the tight white button-down she was wearing. She held a paper plate in one hand with a large piece of cake."Sorry to interrupt. Beth's farewell party just finished, so she will be here in a bit." Lily used her finger to remove a large chunk of frosting, then sucked it into her mouth. "I brought you some of her cake."Mike took the plate from her and laughed. Lily had licked the cake clean of any sugar. "How did you teleport here from there?""I can always teleport to my ho-" Lily froze, and she stuck her finger in her mouth, licking imaginary frosting off of it. "To the place wher
"Think so," Tink replied. At least, he thought that's what she said. It was hard to hear around the mouthful of waffles. He patted her on the head and sat down next to her. She was busy filling up his online shopping cart with decorative wood."Has anybody seen Dana?" Mike noticed that she wasn't at breakfast. Even though she didn't eat, she had been there every morning."She said she left you a note." Sofia pushed some sausages from her skillet onto his plate. "On the table by the front door.""Ok, thank you." He put some butter on his toast. "Hey, do we have any-"Sofia slid some scrambled eggs onto his plate."Thank you." He ate quietly, watching Tink scroll through six different websites to find what she needed. He cringed at the amount of syrup she was getting on his keyboard, but stayed quiet. He barely had time to use the laptop anymore, and he had passed on several of his clients to other web developers already. Mike's days of working a normal job were nearly over."Mmm!" Tink
"Why do I feel like you're punishing me for something I didn't do?" Mike pulled open the kitchen drawer and pushed aside the scissors and the keys. His fingers closed on the little jewelry box."What can I say? I have trust issues.""Obviously. Here. I bought this for you." He held out the jewelry box. Lily recoiled from him."What is it?""A rosary. I figured it's about time you found Jesus." He laughed at the look on her face. "It isn't a rosary. I saw it online and thought of you, so I bought it. Almost forgot I had it.""What do you want in return?""Nothing." Mike shrugged. "I mean, if you don't like it, I can take it back. Like I said, made me think of you."Lily took the box, a dubious look on her face. She opened it, her eyes growing wide. "Where did you get this?""Ebay. May I?" He pulled the necklace out of the box. It was a red agate stone set in silver with islamic lettering around the sides. "The red made me think of your hair. And your eyes. And your attitude, if I'm bei







