MasukHailey Park.
If you ever want to test the limits of your cardiovascular system, just step into a metal box with your terrifyingly attractive boss after he tells you, “We’re doing a rehearsal.” A rehearsal. In. An. Elevator. Because apparently, this man woke up this morning and chose K-drama chaos. It starts like this: He sends me a message at 8:02 a.m. — Subject: “Elevator. 9:00 sharp.” No context. No explanation. No warning that I should emotionally prepare myself for imminent death via romantic tension. I spend the next 58 minutes having an existential crisis in the bathroom mirror. I practice breathing. I practice not blushing. I practice reminding myself: He’s your boss. He’s allergic to joy. He has the emotional warmth of a filing cabinet. And yet my heart has the nerve — the audacity — to flutter like a middle-school fangirl. 9:00 a.m. I walk to the elevator. He’s already there, of course. Perfect suit. Perfect posture. Perfect jawline that probably sharpens itself in the mirror every morning. “Miss Park,” he says. Calm. Serious. Like this is a board meeting and not a slow descent into psychological ruin. “Sir,” I manage. “Ready?” “For what? Public humiliation? Existential regret?” He presses the elevator button. “For Episode 3.” The doors close. He stands across from me, hands in his pockets, gaze fixed straight ahead like we’re not about to simulate one of the most iconic romantic tropes in K-drama history. “So,” I say, “what’s the script this time?” He clears his throat. “In the elevator scene, the male lead realizes he’s falling for the heroine. The space is small, tension builds, and—” “And someone’s shirt usually gets caught on something, emotions happen, accidental eye contact, maybe a forehead kiss, sometimes—” He looks at me sharply. “You’ve… analyzed this in detail.” I glare. “I have experience, sir. As a viewer. A professional fangirl.” He nods seriously, like I just presented a quarterly report on romance. “Good. You’ll understand the emotional beats.” Emotional beats?! Then it happens. The elevator starts moving — smooth, quiet — until ding. It stops between floors. I blink. “Um. What just happened?” He looks at the control panel. “It’s… paused.” “Paused? You mean stuck?” “I called maintenance earlier,” he says casually. “They’ll release it in ten minutes.” “YOU STAGED AN ELEVATOR MALFUNCTION?!” He looks entirely unfazed. “Authenticity is key.” I stare at him, open-mouthed. “Sir, normal people rehearse in conference rooms. You chose a death trap!” He turns toward me, calm as ever. “In a K-drama, tension thrives in proximity.” Oh no. Oh no no no. Because now we’re close. Too close. He’s standing just inches away — close enough that I can see the faint shadow of stubble along his jaw, close enough that his cologne (smoky cedar and heartbreak) is turning my brain into mashed potatoes. “So,” he says quietly, “let’s begin.” I swallow hard. “Begin what?” “The scene. You’re the heroine. I’m the lead.” He steps closer. My back hits the elevator wall. My brain short-circuits. He lowers his voice, rich and smooth and dangerous. “I can’t seem to focus when you’re around.” Oh. No. I try to laugh, but it comes out high-pitched and deranged. “Sir, maybe you’re dehydrated. That happens sometimes—” He leans closer. Way closer. I can feel his breath, hear the steady rhythm of his breathing — perfectly calm, while mine sounds like a panicked squirrel. “You’re distracting, Miss Park,” he says softly. “Distracting? I’m literally just standing here breathing like a normal tax-paying citizen!” “Exactly.” Silence. Then the elevator hums — faintly vibrating, as if the universe itself is shipping us. I glance up at him, and for a second… his eyes aren’t cold. They’re soft. Focused. And I swear, I see it — that flicker of warmth. Like someone lit a candle behind the ice. He exhales slowly. Then steps back. “Scene over.” I blink. “That’s it? That’s your grand emotional climax?” “It’s rehearsal,” he says curtly. “We’ll refine it later.” I groan. “You need therapy, not cinematography!” He smirks — the faintest, most illegal smirk I’ve ever seen. “You’re very expressive, Miss Park. That’s good. Emotion sells.” “Sir, I’m one second away from selling you to HR.” We finally get released from the elevator, and I swear, I nearly sprint out like a freed hostage. Except — and this is the stupid part — I can still feel my heartbeat doing parkour. Because for a split second, when he looked at me, I forgot he was my boss. I forgot the paychecks, the spreadsheets, the espresso machine tragedy. All I saw was… a man trying very, very hard not to care. Back at my desk, I try to shake it off. I blast music through my earbuds, drown myself in work, and make a silent vow: No more thinking about my boss’s dimples. That lasts until 2 p.m. Because that’s when he strolls out of his office holding two cups of coffee — one black, one foamy, caramel-drizzled. My favorite. He sets it on my desk wordlessly. I blink up. “Is this… for me?” He nods. “You looked… dehydrated.” My heart makes an ungodly noise. “Sir, did you just — care?” He pauses. “Don’t misinterpret it. Hydration is vital for productivity.” I sip the coffee anyway. It tastes like danger and poor life choices. The rest of the day is a blur of me avoiding eye contact and him pretending to be unaffected. But I see it. The way his gaze lingers a second too long. The way his voice softens when he says my name. And later that evening, as I’m about to leave, he calls out— “Miss Park.” I turn. “Yes, sir?” He’s at his desk, watching something on his laptop. A K-drama. Of course. But when I step closer, I realize — it’s Moonlight Lovers: Episode 16. The new episode. He gestures at the empty chair beside him. “You can sit. It’s… good for team morale.” “Team morale or Eun-bi therapy?” He ignores me. Presses play. We sit there in awkward silence, watching the on-screen couple argue about fate and rooftop promises. At one point, the heroine says, “You act cold because you’re scared to be warm.” And I feel him shift beside me. I glance at him — his jaw tight, eyes distant. For a man who claims emotions are weaknesses, he sure looks like someone who’s fighting one. Then he murmurs, just barely audible— “That’s not fear. That’s survival.” I don’t know why, but something about that breaks me a little. For the first time, I wonder what it costs a man like Ethan Jang to keep his armor on every day. When the credits roll, he turns to me. “Episode 4 tomorrow. Same time.” “Another rehearsal?” I ask. He nods. “There’s a rain scene.” Of course there is. I grab my bag, stand up, and mutter, “At this rate, we’ll need a fire scene too, because one of us is going to spontaneously combust.” He smirks faintly, eyes glinting. “You mean you, Miss Park?” I throw him a look. “Keep dreaming, Eun-bi’s widower.” His lips twitch — fighting a laugh — and as I walk out, I swear I hear it: A quiet, genuine chuckle. And somehow, that sound stays with me all the way home.~ Hailey Park ~Let me just say this loud and clear for everyone in the back —I. DID. NOT. SIGN. UP. FOR. THIS.When I accepted this job, I expected caffeine abuse, unpaid overtime, and emotional trauma delivered via PowerPoint.Not to be Korea’s accidental sweetheart because my boss decided to have a midlife crisis in HD.Now every news outlet in Seoul and possibly half of Asia thinks I’m secretly dating Ethan Jang, the man whose idea of affection is not firing me yet.So here I am, sitting in a PR conference room, in full makeup (that I did not consent to), surrounded by executives plotting our fake love story arc.Across from me sits him Ethan “Emotionally Constipated” Jang in his stupidly perfect black suit, scrolling through fan tweets like he’s reviewing stock reports.“#JangLeeLoveLine is trending again,” he says, like he’s reading quarterly profits.“Of course it is!” I snap. “You’re the human embodiment of a K-drama cliffhanger! People think you proposed to me on the roo
~ Hailey Park ~ 🙄🙄If there’s one thing I’ve learned from working under Ethan Jang — besides the fact that he probably irons his socks — it’s this:If he texts you “Meeting. Rooftop. 8 p.m.”…it’s not a meeting.It’s a plot twist.And right now, I am not emotionally equipped for another episode of “Hailey Park and the Man Who Thinks Life is a Scripted Series.”The elevator ride up feels like a countdown to my own funeral.Each floor dings like a dramatic OST beat. Ding. Doom. Ding. Regret.By the time I reach the top, I’ve already drafted my will in my head:“To my mother my plants. To Janet my caffeine debt.To Ethan Jang may your Netflix recommendations forever consist of tragic melodramas.”The doors open whoosh and there he is.Standing by the railing, back to me, Seoul glittering behind him like the final scene of a rom-com that ends in heartbreak and expensive lighting.He’s in his usual black suit, no tie tonight, shirt slightly undone like he’s auditioning for Mr. Emoti
~ Hailey Park ~You know that saying, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”?Yeah, no. Whoever said that never had to ride an elevator alone with Ethan Jang.It’s been three days since The Contract Kiss Disaster™ — also known as the near-death experience where my soul left my body mid–K-drama rehearsal — and now my life has become one long outtake reel.The memes still haven’t died.Corporate Confidential has published four separate “body language analysis” videos.And someone in HR started a betting pool called “When Will the CEO Finally Melt?”(Last I checked, I was the top contender for Cause of Meltdown. Great. Love that for me.)So, when I walk into the office Monday morning and find an email waiting from the devil himself — a.k.a. Subject: Rehearsal 2: Elevator Scene — I immediately start Googling ways to fake my own death convincingly.No luck.Because five minutes later, the intercom purrs:“Miss Park. My office. Now.”Oh, here we go.I walk in, clutching my iced coffee l
~ Hailey Park ~There are many ways a Monday can go wrong.You can spill coffee on your white blouse.You can walk into the glass door because your brain forgot physics.You can even accidentally reply “You too 😘” to your CEO’s “Please send the report by 10 a.m.” email.But none of that NONE of that compares to walking into your boss’s office and hearing the words:“We need to rehearse the kiss.”Excuse me?I blink. “The what now?”Ethan Jang Seoul’s most emotionally constipated, immaculately tailored CEO-slash-K-drama scholar—looks up from his desk, calm as ever. “The contract kiss scene.”He says it like it’s a quarterly report. Like kissing your assistant is just another line item under “corporate strategy.”I blink again. “Sir, you can’t just say things like that before I’ve had coffee.”“I already sent you the agenda,” he replies smoothly, turning his laptop toward me. Sure enough, there it is on the screen:Agenda: Episode 7 — The Contract Kiss Scene (Preparation & Execution)I
~ Hailey Park ~If someone had told me that working for Ethan Jang would eventually lead to me fake-dating him and getting trending hashtags dedicated to our “office romance,” I would’ve laughed, quit, and maybe changed my name.But here we are. Day three of Operation Fake Dating the Emotionally Robotic CEO Who Secretly Cries Over K-Dramas.And let me tell you he’s starting to glitch.“Who is that?”That’s how this morning starts.Not with coffee. Not with our usual banter about my questionable punctuality or his caffeine-fueled god complex.Just those three words.I look up from my desk to find Ethan standing there tailored suit, expensive tie, and that faint expression of corporate homicide he gets when the world doesn’t follow his PowerPoint schedule.I blink. “Good morning to you too, Mr. Sunshine.”He doesn’t move. His eyes flick toward the bouquet sitting on my desk a massive arrangement of pink roses that smell like wealth, regret, and someone who uses “😉” unironically.“Wh
Hailey Park.If there’s one thing I’ve learned working for Ethan Jang, it’s that emotional whiplash is part of the job description.One minute, he’s an emotionally constipated CEO who scolds me for “typing with too much enthusiasm.” The next, he’s sending me emails titled Episode 5: The Almost-Kiss Scene like this is some kind of corporate love story produced by Netflix and Satan.And now?Now he’s telling me to “act natural” while we walk into a board meeting holding hands.You heard that right. Holding. Hands.The kind of public display of affection that causes HR to have cardiac events and employees to whisper like they’re narrating a reality show.“Sir,” I whisper harshly as we step into the elevator, “why are we doing this?”He doesn’t even blink. “Damage control.”“For what? Did someone discover your secret K-drama fan account again?”He shoots me a warning glance — the kind of look that says don’t push it, Park — and presses the elevator button with unnecessary aggression.I cr







