Chastity Cunt (2)

The delivery came faster than Joe anticipated. After a long day turning in his assignment and arguing with the teacher that he wasn’t late for submission, Joe decided to hang out alone at a regular family restaurant that served beers for lunch. He drank until it was almost dinnertime before the staff sent him packing with a box of Kleenix.

The drunk college student had puffy red-rimmed eyes and an equally red nose that would make Rudolph envious. Crying often made his head hurt, and thankfully, Joe remembered to stop by the drug store to get some painkillers. He wasn’t expecting much to happen with a stuffy nose and a heartache to nurse when he got back. However, the neat little package sitting at his doorstep told him a different story.

“Looks like I’m going to put taking a shower on hold for a while,” he bent down to collect his