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The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants
The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants
Penulis: Baby Fish

Chapter 1

Penulis: Baby Fish
My name was Lennie Sherman, and I worked as the main handler for a male white ball python.

However, I eventually realized that he didn't seem to like me very much. Every time we met, he would always hit my private part with his powerful tail, then hiss in my face.

I couldn't stand it anymore, so one day, I yelled at him, "Why are you doing this to me? Do you have a thing against me?"

I had been working at this zoo for a month, and I was undoubtedly the handler that the snakes here hated the most.

The python I'd been put in charge of handling was a white ball python named Basil Lisk. I'd come up with the name for him myself, and the snake seemed really pleased with his given name, judging from the way he kept slithering after me all day.

However, things were different now.

"Why did you tell the other snakes to ignore me?" I huffed, unable to accept reality.

Even if Basil refused to let me feed him, I could still feed the other snakes in the zoo. However, I heard that he'd gone and hurt the other snakes last night, warning the snakes to stay away from me.

I gently stroked Basil's scales and said to him, "Listen to me, Basil. I've never done anything in my life to cross you. Stop telling the other snakes to stay away."

I was already at my lowest point in life, and yet, I was still made an outcast by the very snakes I was supposed to handle. I couldn't believe it.

And to think that Basil had been the one warning the other snakes to stay away!

I saw Basil hissing before wrapping his body around me like he'd been offended. I knew then that he was treating me as his prey, and I quickly grabbed his head before he could strike.

"Basil Lisk! Have some conscience, won't you? I've been trying to feed you for days, but you refused to eat. And now, you want to eat me instead?"

However, I realized that Basil wasn't exactly squeezing me very tightly. Rather, it felt weird, as if it were someone hugging me tightly in their arms.

I figured that this feeling meant I had been single for far too long. I was starting to lose my head too!

Basil then struck me on the face again.

It would always turn out like this. Even though he wouldn't strike me too hard, just a little graze of his fangs that didn't hurt, I still felt that I was being treated very unfairly.

Why wouldn't Basil strike the others? Why was he only targeting me instead? Why was I his only target?

Fine. I told myself that it didn't matter so that I could lure myself into a false sense of comfort. Then, I grabbed Basil's head again and kissed him hard between his eyes.

"It's alright. I'm fine. I'll make sure to shower you with my love so you'll like me back. That works for me too!"

I could feel Basil's body suddenly going soft and slack.

What was going on? I'd only just kissed him on the head. Did he really have to behave like he was so disgusted with me?

Basil struggled to get away from me before slithering away in a hurry. I watched in amusement as he fled into a tree and hid there.

However, I quickly realized something weird.

Why had Basil, a white ball python, suddenly turned red all over?

I could tell that his scales were turning a bright red color, especially those around his head.
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  • The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants   Chapter 5

    "Let go of me…"Basil wrapped his hand around my ankle and said, "If you're envious and want eggs of your own, I can help you. Don't go staring at other snakes' eggs anymore."What the hell was he even thinking about? I wasn't envious of anybody's eggs. I was just tasked with watching over them for safety!Basil was such an idiot!"I'm not, and I don't! It's literally my job to look after the eggs!" I said, trying to explain patiently.Basil just looked at me with teary eyes and asked, "Is that true?"I'd already explained everything to him. Why would he still think that I was lying?Whatever. I couldn't be bothered anymore—whether he wanted to believe me or not. He was an idiot, after all.I pressed my lips into a thin line. "I'm leaving now."Basil's tears dripped onto his chest. Damn it. Basil was crying. This was the first time I'd ever seen a snake cry. What the heck?"Don't leave me… Don't you like it here? I made this place especially for you."Wouldn't it be weird

  • The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants   Chapter 4

    I sniffled and argued with Fred. "No way. Basil hates me. He also keeps pulling pranks on me and bullies me to no end!"Fred looked at me a little helplessly. "But that's just the way snakes show their affection to humans. Basil is just being possessive about you."I just assumed that Fred was only making things up because he wanted me to stay. I didn't believe a word he said.How could snakes show their affection to humans by treating them like that?Basil was a bad snake, and I refused to trust him anymore. I'd given him way too many chances, and he'd blown every single one of them. I gingerly touched the puncture wound on my neck. Enough was enough!…Since it was too late at night, I decided to only leave for home the next morning.While groggy with sleep the same night, I suddenly felt like someone had picked me up. I opened my eyes a crack to see what was going on.When I saw that a handsome young man was holding me in his arms, I literally froze in shock.What the h

  • The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants   Chapter 3

    I fell into a deep sleep right after that.Of course, I never knew that Basil had morphed into a handsome hunk who watched me sleep the entire night through, much less hear the ridiculous things he'd told me while asleep.If I'd known earlier, I would have immediately gotten up and strangled him within an inch of his life.Even though I'd been mad at Basil yesterday, I still had to feed him today. I sighed deeply and asked myself why I had to get so petty and calculative with a python.I walked toward Basil's enclosure, and he turned to look at me briefly before slithering toward me.What was going on?I took a few steps back in slight fear. My private part was still hurting from the strike yesterday.He was such a despicable snake.However, I was his handler, so I carefully made my way back toward him once more."Listen, Basil Lisk. I'm serious about this. If you dare to strike me again, I'm going to stop playing with you."Basil seemed to be frozen in fear at my words. I sc

  • The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants   Chapter 2

    I panicked and immediately called the vet. If anything happened to Basil, then my career would be over.However, Basil was being an idiot and refused to come down from the tree."Did I scare you just now, Basil? I'm sorry, but…" I suddenly chuckled and showed him my pearly white grin. "If you don't come down here right now, I'm going to kiss you everywhere until your scales shed!"Then, I watched smugly as Basil immediately slithered down the tree.I couldn't believe it. Was that even a threat? And to think that it had actually worked on a snake!Before I could even rejoice, Basil suddenly slithered right up to me and pressed his face closely against mine.What the hell? What was Basil trying to do? Was he thinking of striking me again?I grabbed his head and chided him, "Now, be a good snake and let the vet have a good look at you! I really don't know what's going on in your head all the time. Plotting schemes, aren't you?"The vet, Dr. Philip Morgan, gave Basil a thorough c

  • The Snake Wants to Get In My Pants   Chapter 1

    My name was Lennie Sherman, and I worked as the main handler for a male white ball python.However, I eventually realized that he didn't seem to like me very much. Every time we met, he would always hit my private part with his powerful tail, then hiss in my face.I couldn't stand it anymore, so one day, I yelled at him, "Why are you doing this to me? Do you have a thing against me?"I had been working at this zoo for a month, and I was undoubtedly the handler that the snakes here hated the most.The python I'd been put in charge of handling was a white ball python named Basil Lisk. I'd come up with the name for him myself, and the snake seemed really pleased with his given name, judging from the way he kept slithering after me all day.However, things were different now."Why did you tell the other snakes to ignore me?" I huffed, unable to accept reality. Even if Basil refused to let me feed him, I could still feed the other snakes in the zoo. However, I heard that he'd gone a

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