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Double Trouble
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Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Double Trouble
Throughout the rest of the day we all stayed indoors because of the snowy weather. Around four in the evening, Pete, Iyvonne and I were beginning to get bored so we devised a back plan and snuck out of the house through the back door to go build a snow man. Trust me,it was really fun. After building our snowman,we noticed that something was missing.A nose!The snowman had no nose. I snuck back into the house through the back door and into the kitchen stole three carrots mom had bought for the next day's food preparation and ran back to our hideout. I was so careful to avoid being seen. Finally, our snowman had a nose. We were happy and played with it. Iyvonne took pictures of it. As the fun went on, Pete suddenly and mistakenly bumped into the snowman and everything fell in a twinkle of an eye. Iyvonne glared at him, “ why did you ruin it?” “It wasn't intentional!” Pete replied as he dusted off snow flakes from his body.Iyvonne rolled her eyes and walked away, going back to the ho
Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Finally
Dad began to shout at aunt Caroline.“Caroline what was the meaning of that nonsense you pulled back there.” He said, almost screaming.Aunt Caroline ignored him and looked out the window. When dad saw that she wasn't saying anything,he became more angry.“I'm talking to you Caroline and not dead wood,how could you embarrass our family like that in the presence of hundreds of people.”“Well you should have told your pastor to be nicer, no one should talk about my makeup like that,with all disdain.” Aunt Caroline fired back.“But he wasn't talking to you Caroline,he was addressing the congregation, you shouldn't have done that,that was awful.” Mom said, not pleased at all with aunt Caroline.“ That was very rude of a man of God.” Aunt Caroline insisted like a blind goat.Dad scuffed, “ Can't you admit you are wrong for a second. You are always acting so stupid, maybe you felt he was talking to you because your makeup is always abnormal,take a look at your hair, just like a wizard.Why
Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Blonder
When we arrived at the church,the service was already going on. We all settled down and joined in singing and dancing until the pastor walked to the altar to preach.The sermon started off good and exciting but to a point, aunt Caroline wasn't finding it great at all. We all could tell. She was so uncomfortable on her seat, dabbing her neck and face with a piece of cloth, blinking her eyes rapidly.The pastor was talking about the proverbial woman. He was giving examples of good women in the Bible who didn't adorn themselves with jewelries, makeups and expensive perfumes but with good characters and modesty. Men were nodding and slowly sneaking a glance at their wives with smiles on their faces,when their gaze locked with their husband's, they rolled their eyes and looked away. The pastor continued his sermon, hammering on makeup and expensive dressings of women.We were all following the service. When I slowly turned to look at aunt Caroline,she was all red with anger. It was all wri
Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Christmas carol
22nd of Christmas) After breakfast on the twenty second of December which happened to be Sunday, mom insisted that everyone must go to church but aunt Caroline refused and went upstairs. Mom gave dad a long stare which I didn't understand before going back to the kitchen. Dad shrugged and went after his sister upstairs. I just sat there on a couch with grandpa swinging my legs like a kid and waiting for whatever that came next.Point of correction!I hated being called a kid so much that I rather go hungry on a bet than agree that I was a kid and that made me do things that were simply out of the ordinary for kids to do. Mom found that outrageous. She kept insisting that I should calm down and act like a kid which I was but dad was the opposite of her reasoning. He thinks that I'm growing up,duh!I was still engrossed in my little fantasy thoughts when Iyvonne walked down stairs, looking distressed. She was complaining about her outfit. She couldn't find a suitable one in all the mou
Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Grandpa!!!! ( Embarrassment)
After the cashier check our stuff,she requested for payment. Mom turned to grandpa for his card because he had insisted he would pay so I don't think mom actually came with her card today. Grandpa fumbled with the pocket in his coat and gave the cashier what was supposed to be his bank card.The cashier's face distorted in confusion as she mopped at whatever was in her hand.“Excuse me Sir but this isn't a bank card.” She said and showed grandpa what he thought was a his bank card. My breath hitched as I mopped at the card in the lady's hand. I swear everyone in the line up…up to twenty people waiting to pay for their goods saw it. I just hoped my eyes weren't deceiving me.That wasn't any bank card,it was a voters card.Heavens!Mom quickly apologized and asked grandpa to bring out his card. We all waited as grandpa fought with his coat for a while. It was just as if the time suddenly stopped moving and our heartbeats resounded in our ears slowly like a warning signal. We truly praye
Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year Donation!(Family meeting)
When morning arrived on the 21st of Christmas,we had already said our morning prayers and went off for morning ablutions. Grandpa was at his usual spot sipping a cup of coffee with his eyes glued to his morning newspaper. Well,it was only grandpa that didn't have to work or participate in morning runs because he was old.I never knew that today would be the most embarrassing day of my life as a kid. Just wait and see how it happened!Once we had taken breakfast and wanted to go upstairs to do our things, grandpa stopped us midstairs with a wave of his hands and gestured us all to come back to the living room. Iyvonne,Pete,Josh and I slowly descended the stairs and walked back to the living room with a head full of question marks.???Aunt Caroline was already in the living room chatting away on Facebook or so I thought. Mom sat on one of the couches and was focused on whatever she was writing on a paper.“Come on everyone,take a seat.” Grandpa said and kept his folded new paper on
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