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Zechorah's Funniest Nine Days To New year
Last Updated : 2025-11-23
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This Christmas was actually one of my favorite and hilarious Xmas celebrations with uncle Gabriel here with us. It was fun and embarrassing too which made everything much of a sweet memory later on. How many can I remember? It began with little Josh's scandal, grandpa's embarrassment in the mall that day when he actually and mistakenly took his voter's card to the mall instead of his payment card. That day,I wouldn't dare wish anyone else the kind of embarrassment I felt under the unusual gaze of my classmates. I had to endure it all because my siblings and aunt ran away when they sensed what was happening. What if I tell you about aunt Caroline's argument with the pastor right there in the church on the twenty fifth of Christmas in the presence of everyone and with the pastor still standing in front of hundreds of people or is it uncle Gabriel's mischief which got us in trouble with the police, making us to sleep in the snowy woods with crazy imaginative ghosts hunting us down.
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Throughout the rest of the day we all stayed indoors because of the snowy weather. Around four in the evening, Pete, Iyvonne and I were beginning to get bored so we devised a back plan and snuck out of the house through the back door to go build a snow man. Trust me,it was really fun. After building our snowman,we noticed that something was missing.A nose!The snowman had no nose. I snuck back into the house through the back door and into the kitchen stole three carrots mom had bought for the next day's food preparation and ran back to our hideout. I was so careful to avoid being seen. Finally, our snowman had a nose. We were happy and played with it. Iyvonne took pictures of it. As the fun went on, Pete suddenly and mistakenly bumped into the snowman and everything fell in a twinkle of an eye. Iyvonne glared at him, “ why did you ruin it?” “It wasn't intentional!” Pete replied as he dusted off snow flakes from his body.Iyvonne rolled her eyes and walked away, going back to the ho
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Dad began to shout at aunt Caroline.“Caroline what was the meaning of that nonsense you pulled back there.” He said, almost screaming.Aunt Caroline ignored him and looked out the window. When dad saw that she wasn't saying anything,he became more angry.“I'm talking to you Caroline and not dead wood,how could you embarrass our family like that in the presence of hundreds of people.”“Well you should have told your pastor to be nicer, no one should talk about my makeup like that,with all disdain.” Aunt Caroline fired back.“But he wasn't talking to you Caroline,he was addressing the congregation, you shouldn't have done that,that was awful.” Mom said, not pleased at all with aunt Caroline.“ That was very rude of a man of God.” Aunt Caroline insisted like a blind goat.Dad scuffed, “ Can't you admit you are wrong for a second. You are always acting so stupid, maybe you felt he was talking to you because your makeup is always abnormal,take a look at your hair, just like a wizard.Why
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When we arrived at the church,the service was already going on. We all settled down and joined in singing and dancing until the pastor walked to the altar to preach.The sermon started off good and exciting but to a point, aunt Caroline wasn't finding it great at all. We all could tell. She was so uncomfortable on her seat, dabbing her neck and face with a piece of cloth, blinking her eyes rapidly.The pastor was talking about the proverbial woman. He was giving examples of good women in the Bible who didn't adorn themselves with jewelries, makeups and expensive perfumes but with good characters and modesty. Men were nodding and slowly sneaking a glance at their wives with smiles on their faces,when their gaze locked with their husband's, they rolled their eyes and looked away. The pastor continued his sermon, hammering on makeup and expensive dressings of women.We were all following the service. When I slowly turned to look at aunt Caroline,she was all red with anger. It was all wri
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22nd of Christmas) After breakfast on the twenty second of December which happened to be Sunday, mom insisted that everyone must go to church but aunt Caroline refused and went upstairs. Mom gave dad a long stare which I didn't understand before going back to the kitchen. Dad shrugged and went after his sister upstairs. I just sat there on a couch with grandpa swinging my legs like a kid and waiting for whatever that came next.Point of correction!I hated being called a kid so much that I rather go hungry on a bet than agree that I was a kid and that made me do things that were simply out of the ordinary for kids to do. Mom found that outrageous. She kept insisting that I should calm down and act like a kid which I was but dad was the opposite of her reasoning. He thinks that I'm growing up,duh!I was still engrossed in my little fantasy thoughts when Iyvonne walked down stairs, looking distressed. She was complaining about her outfit. She couldn't find a suitable one in all the mou
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