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mafia's princess little secret
Last Updated : 2023-01-15
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what happens when the innocent Debra gets mixed up with a ruthless mafia boss who disguises himself as a CEO? now Debra has to keep it a secret from her family to protect them, while she continues to get more deeply involved with the mafia. someone save Debra Santiago.
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--- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every street corner. And while we’re on street corners, let’s talk about sidewalks. Why do people walk like they own the entire thing? Some people stroll right in the middle, slowly, as if they’re the star of a dramatic music video. Others zigzag as if practicing for an invisible obstacle course. Then there are the sidewalk texters who suddenly stop in front of you like they’ve just been unplugged from the simulation. The only acceptable solution is to invent sidewalk traffic lights for humans, complete with honking noises when people block the way. Simulations, yes—what if we are living in one? Every once in a while, you see something so glitchy it makes you pause. Like when you put your phone down for one second, and it’s suddenly gone. Or when you try to plug in a USB and it takes three tries: wrong side, wrong side again, oh—right side. That’s not just bad luck. That’s code lag. And déjà vu? Definitely a rendering error. Whoever is running this simulation better install the update soon. Speaking of updates, technology has gotten so fast that we complain about a five-second buffering time as if it’s medieval torture. Imagine explaining that to someone from the 1800s: “Yes, I became very impatient because my invisible signal didn’t send my moving picture across the world instantly.” They’d probably throw their monocle into the ocean and walk away. Meanwhile, in 2025, we’re begging apps to load faster because our brains have adjusted to microwave-level speed for everything. Microwaves, by the way, are magic. You put cold leftovers in, press a few mysterious numbers, and boom—heat appears. Nobody really knows how it works. Sure, we say “radiation excites the water molecules,” but that’s just science-sounding filler. The truth is, it’s wizardry. If we showed a microwave to someone in the Middle Ages, they’d scream “sorcery” and lock us in a tower. Honestly, they wouldn’t be wrong. But let’s shift from sorcery to socks. Why does one sock always vanish in the laundry? There must be a hidden sock dimension. Somewhere in another universe, a giant pile of lonely socks is having a party without us. Maybe socks are secretly escaping, tired of being walked on all day. I wouldn’t blame them. And while socks disappear, Tupperware multiplies. You buy one set, and suddenly you have fifty mismatched lids. It’s like they’re breeding in the cupboard. Scientists should really study this instead of worrying about Mars. Forget space travel—explain the Tupperware phenomenon! Speaking of space, let’s imagine aliens. Not the scary, slimy kind, but the kind that lands here, looks around, and says, “You people pay money to watch other humans eat food online? You invented planes but still argue about pineapple on pizza? And you call your leader a Prime Minister even though they’re rarely first at anything?” The aliens would probably just leave, shaking their green heads in disbelief. And finally—dreams. Why does your brain invent full-length movies when you’re asleep? Sometimes thrilling, sometimes terrifying, sometimes just nonsense like riding a giraffe through a grocery store. If dreams are practice runs for reality, then I’m still waiting for the day when I have to save the world by sword-fighting a giant slice of cheesecake. Until then, I’ll just wake up confused, craving sugar. --- Word count: 608. Do you want me to make another one that’s equally random but in a different style—like poetic nonsense, conspiracy-theory style, or surreal comedy?Latest chapter
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