Johnny Fisher
My girlfriend, Sophie Selby, and my best friend, Darren Norton, have been at each other's throats for the past month. They're both determined to make the wedding perfect for me.
Sophie wants something classic and grand. Darren insists romantic and picture-perfect is the way to go.
They go through dozens of plans, arguing over everything from the guest count and Sophie's dress to the reception menu.
And every time, I end up playing referee.
Sophie rarely wins an argument with Darren, though somehow, we still end up going with whatever works best for her.
They both joke that I'm the lucky one because I get to sit back and let them handle everything.
The funny part is, whenever I actually try to give an opinion, neither of them wants to hear it.
Darren just grins. "Relax. I've got this. You're getting the perfect wedding."
Sophie sighs helplessly. "It's fine. Just a few more days. I can survive him that long."
The night before the wedding, they're at it again. This time, it's the flowers.
"I'm just saying, gardenias are prettier. Lilies are tacky."
Sophie scoffs. "So you say you want gardenias, and suddenly everyone has to change the flowers for you? Can you stop making such a fuss?"
Darren comes to find me afterward, looking completely crushed. "Zack, what do you think?"
Honestly, I agree with Sophie. Changing all the flowers this late sounds like a nightmare. But then I see the hurt look on Darren's face.
I sigh, ready to take his side.
Before I can say a word, Sophie's thoughts suddenly sound in my head.
[Fine. I owe Darren. I'll pay extra and have them switch the flowers to gardenias.]
A second later, Darren's thoughts come through just as clearly.
[Gardenias mean secret love. I may never get to be with you, but as long as you're happy, that's enough for me.]