Evil SIL
I am timid by nature but have this strange sleep disorder where I immediately fall asleep when scared. However, what nobody else knows is that after I fall asleep, a split personality will awaken and take over my body. That split personality is also prone to violence.
When I was eight, a fierce dog scared me so much that I fell asleep on the spot. When I woke up again, the dog was whimpering in a corner, clearly terrified of me.
When I was 17, a robber accosted me. When I opened my eyes next, he was clutching a police officer's legs as he begged to be taken away and thrown into jail.
All these years, I have tried my best to remain calm, so no other accidents happen again.
That is, until I enter university and am placed into the same dorm room as the campus hunk, Theodore Caldman.
During the welcome party, he corners me in the equipment room. With a pair of scissors in hand and a malicious smile, he says, "You always dress so tackily, yet you still dared to hit on my girlfriend? I'm going to ruin that pretty face of yours! Let's see how you'll seduce others again!"
My legs turn to jelly, and I stammer out, "I-I'm not the sort who likes to cause trouble, but if you scare me so much, when I fall asleep, things are going to get real ugly…"
He punches me in response. "What's with the tough guy act?"
With that, my eyes roll back as I fall asleep.
Theodore barely gets a smug laugh out when I suddenly spring up from where I was prone on the floor.
Even though my eyes are still shut, I seize him by the neck and lift him into the air with one hand.
Ten minutes later, the security guard kicks open the door to the equipment room, only to see a beaten and bloodied Theodore, kneeling on the ground and singing nursery rhymes.
Meanwhile, I am leaning against the wall off to one corner, snoring softly.