Zee
The battery in my artificial heart is about to run out, yet no matter where I look, I can't find the spare battery.
When I turn around, I realize that my wife, Tracy Maddox, has installed it in a streaming camera. She is using it to livestream a fundraiser for her sick first love, Gavin Spade, who has a cold.
"Come on, everyone. Send more gifts! Gavin feels terrible because of his cold. Once we raise enough money, I'll take him to get the most expensive imported cold injection available!"
I am so enraged that my vision darkens for a moment, like I'm about to pass out.
I shout, "Tracy, you know exactly what happens if my heart loses power. Are you going to just watch as I die?"
Covering the microphone, Tracy turns to me and shouts back, "Gavin has a fever of 102.2 degrees Fahrenheit! Your heart is just out of power. Can't you just wait a little while? Once the livestream is over and we've raised enough money for his injection, I'll give the battery back to you!"
Using the last of my strength, I activate the emergency communication system inside my artificial heart and contact the R&D center.
"The artificial heart is about to stop permanently. Activating the black box... Uploading evidence of murder in real time..."