Featherain Baby
A former classmate of mine, Zack Lindell, is unlawfully fired by his company and denied a severance package. With nowhere else to turn, he becomes so desperate that he threatens to take his own life.
I represent him entirely free of charge and run myself ragged until I secure a 500,000-dollar settlement for him.
Yet on the day he receives the money, he comes to me with a 50-dollar parking receipt.
"William, I drove my car that day, so I'll let the gas money slide, but the parking was because you had business at the courthouse, so that should be your expense, right?"
Beside him, his wife, Helena Lindell, adds sarcastically, "I hear you big-shot corporate lawyers make insane money. Tens of thousands, and even hundreds of thousands of dollars at a time. You're not seriously going to stick us with a 50-dollar parking bill, are you?"
As I watch the couple count their money, I lose whatever goodwill I still have toward them.
I turn down an acquisition worth millions of dollars to handle his case, only to end up owing Zack 50 dollars for parking.
I toss a hundred-dollar bill onto the table and block them.
A year later, Zack sinks his life savings into a residential development that is never completed. When he can't find anyone willing to help him recover his money, he corners me with tears in his eyes.
"William! Please, you have to help me! That money was everything we had."
I have my assistant hand him a retainer agreement.
"I can help you, but my consultation fees run at 5,000 dollars per hour, and my contingency fee is 30% of the total asset value. Those are my terms. Not a penny less."