Cloudy Double
Before the birthday party starts, my boyfriend, Edward Parker, casts his phone onto the large screen in the private room. He starts an anonymous poll in the group chat we share with our friends.
The question is, "Tonight, should I stay and cut the cake with my girlfriend, or go to the premiere with my childhood friend?"
A 30-second countdown begins as the votes keep climbing.
His childhood friend, Renee Lane, gets 17 votes while I get just one.
Everyone thinks I'm the one who has voted for myself.
Edward leans back against the couch and smiles. "The minority yields to the majority."
Renee hands him the movie ticket. "Guess everyone agrees that I need you more."
Meanwhile, I'm standing before a cake with the candles still unlit, wearing my favorite dress.
Someone in the room whistles. "Tanya, don't be a sore loser."
The voting thing has been going on for three years now. Whenever we fight, Edward will let them vote on who apologizes first. On dates, he will let them vote on whose hand he holds.
Even when I ask him whether he loves me, he sends the question to the group chat, saying, "Let's have everyone weigh in."
I think that if I win just once, he will finally take my side.
But I never win.
Tonight is no different.
Edward gets to his feet and grabs his coat. As he walks past me, he ruffles my hair. "Be good, okay? I'll make it up to you when I get back."
I look at the results on the screen, lock my phone, and push the cake knife toward him. "No need. Edward, I'm done voting."