Halle Shaw
Ever since my best friend, Aurelia Westbrook, moved in next door, my boyfriend, Xavier Whitmore, couldn’t stop complaining about her.
“She’s so completely useless,” he’d scoff. “If she doesn’t know how to cook, she should just order takeout. If she can’t figure out the washing machine, she should take her clothes to the dry cleaner. Why does she have to keep bothering you all the time?”
I smiled and tried to explain. “Aurelia’s family went bankrupt. Her mother had to let all the household staff go. Normally, she doesn’t know how to do these things yet.”
Xavier still wasn’t convinced. He started making bets with me every single day.
“I bet that woman cuts her finger trying to cook again.”
“I bet she leaves the house without turning off the faucet.”
“I bet she doesn’t even know how to reset a tripped breaker.”
At first, I didn’t think much of it.
That was until Xavier made another bet. “I bet she comes over after washing her hair to ask you to blow-dry it for her.”
Sure enough, a moment later, Aurelia stood at my front door with dripping wet hair.
Except Xavier grabbed the hairdryer before I could even move.
“I won the bet, Arabella. Let me go give her a hand.”
After that, Xavier went to “give her a hand” every single time.
Xavier, who had never done a single household chore in his life, cleaned Aurelia’s air conditioner.
Xavier, who had never set foot in a kitchen, simmered soup for Aurelia.
He ended up spending far more time in Aurelia’s apartment than he ever spent with me. Eventually, I couldn’t hold back my temper anymore.
“Xavier, you make a bet every time, and every time, you go help Aurelia. Have you ever considered that I’m actually your girlfriend?”
Xavier didn’t even pause as he twisted open a bottle cap for Aurelia. “Arabella, stop being so unreasonable.”
Me? Unreasonable?
The next time Aurelia stepped out, I made a bet before Xavier could.
“Aurelia left the faucet running.
“And the stakes are: let’s break up, Xavier.”