100 Ways To Annoy Your Neighbor Novels & Stories

He was an asshole. Just as Kate was questioning just how much commentary on Colton’s size she could take, a loud banging rattled against her bedroom wall. She growled, springing from the bed and storming through her apartment. She flung open the front door, stepped across to Colton’s, and began pounding on the old wood with as much force as she could muster. Her fists pummeled into the wood, frustration turning to anger. How the hell had she ended up living next door to the world’s worst neighbor? He was just so fucking inconsiderate.

She couldn't help but complain to Liam about her neighbor again. "I might go home an hour earlier today. I'm feeling tired, and I want to go see if the next-door neighbor is there! I must talk to him. Even if he's hurried to move in, they shouldn't be making the noise all day and night. Otherwise, I'll call the police!" Leaning back in the seat, Anna's eyelids were getting heavier and heavier. Looking at the sleepy little woman, Liam covered a coat on her thoughtfully. "Sometimes we need to be a little more understanding. After all, you may have to be neighbors with them for a long time afterward."

The more he pushed, the more my irritation grew. It wasn't just about the tomatoes, though. Richard's constant chatter, and his ongoing need for validation and attention, grated on my nerves. His animated conversations and enthusiasm clashed with my reserved nature, leaving me craving moments of silence and solitude. The obvious difference between our personalities intensified my annoyance and made our living together more challenging.

"Goodnight Daddy." He did not answer. But I knew this was only the beginning. I went up to my room with his taste still on my tongue and his fingers still burning inside me. The rain kept falling but I was no longer scared of it. I was scared of how much I wanted more. **100 Ways to Damn Yourself**

I was trying to kick a wicked woman, full of bad intentions and cruel behavior, out of my house. It felt completely justified, even righteous. She froze. Her mouth opened and closed, but no words came out. Then, she clenched her teeth, her brows furrowed, and the veins in her forehead started to bulge. She got angry. She screamed at me, “You bastard! You’re the one who hid the money!” I stayed quiet and did not deny it. She got even angrier. “You’re disgusting! How could your dad have a child like you?!”

Before I could finish, my phone started buzzing. I opened it and saw a flood of angry messages in the building’s group chat. Kerry had launched an all-out attack. [Attention, everyone! Be careful! The lunatic who moved in across from us is violent and dangerous. My family has already been harmed! This maniac is completely out of control! If the landlord doesn’t evict him, I’ll take this straight to the local news!] … As I scrolled, I saw messages from other tenants chiming in. [What?! A lunatic? That’s not okay! I have kids!]

His sister taunted with a smirk, sticking out her tongue at his glare. The boy opened his mouth to retort but was interrupted by his mother's threat to ground both of them until they're old. It was a threat his mother never grew tired of making and yet it was always effective to shut the siblings up. So the boy wisely swallowed his retort and followed his parents and sister to the new neighbor's house. To the house of a girl younger than him. How annoying. *** "Hello." No response. Poke. No response. Poke. Poke.

He nods and rakes a hand through his hair. I shake my head and chuckle. "For you to think that the most important of everything I've lost just goes to show how much of an inconsiderate person you are. Why don't you just go and find another woman to exploit for your selfish, stupid ploys!" I snap, and glance at my body neighbors. "What are y'all watching? Searching for another neighbourhood gossip to make your boring lives stay relevant?" The neighbors grumble and strat dispersing back to their homes.

Damn it! I approached her and intentionally pressed my body against hers. Of course, if I'm annoyed, she should be annoyed too, so I irritated her again. "Soon, our bodies will eventually be one, so you should get used to being close to me because in the future, we'll be even closer." "Urgh! Shut up pervert!" I couldn't help but smile. At least I successfully ruined his day. Now we are even, Kendall, but just for today. Kendall is out for lunch, and I am so f ucking horny. He's not here, so I'll take care of myself first. If I call a girl to do this for me, it might take a while and Kendall might come back and catch us.

From out the sliding glass doors which lead into the small yard everyone shared, she saw a disheveled looking woman in grungy cutoff shorts, brown work boots, Hawaiian buttoned shirt and a tattered baseball cap over sandy blonde shoulder length hair. This neighbor had fired up the grill and was in the process of playing air guitar when Tanner stomped towards her. Aggravated, Tanner poked the oblivious woman in the shoulder. "Would you please turn that down. I'm trying to work." She loudly stated. "Hey sexy," the woman said in greeting. "What's wrong, you don't like Korn? They're awesome!" she yelled back. "I'm sensitive to sound. Please turn it off." Tanner had hoped raising her voice would