1000 Funny Ways To Die

“Never in my wildest imagination did I thought na kailangan pa kitang ipa-kidnap para lang magkita tayo ulit. Hindi na ako papayag na makawala ka pa sa akin ulit, Calista. You’re in my possession now. And once mine, will forever be mine.”

Freya Xylla Hernaez's marriage to Phoenix Henderson was never meant to last. Forced into a shotgun wedding under the false belief she was pregnant, Freya quickly realized that she was just a wife on paper—ignored, mistreated, and unloved. Subjected to cruelty from his stepmother and stepsister and heartbroken watching him with other women, Freya’s resolve finally shattered. She made one desperate move, framing Phoenix into a one-night stand, and then left, disappearing with a signed divorce agreement. Six years later, she’s built a life in London with the two surprises Phoenix never knew about: their twins. But when Phoenix finds her and kidnaps one of the children to force her return to the Philippines, Freya is filled with fury. Determined to get her daughter back, she returns—this time armed with anger and a vow to exact revenge. Yet, amidst the fight, old feelings reignite, and a love that was never meant to be slowly begins to bloom again.

As the wife of the Colombian cartel heir, Krystal Serrano is a symbol of diplomacy and control. Dressed in silk, wrapped in silence, and displayed like a crown jewel at the center of power. But behind the flawless smile lies a woman raised not just to survive, but to rule. When her husband's betrayal ignites a war with the Italian mafia, Krystal is taken. Kidnapped and hidden away by Zachary Romano, the young, ruthless Don who solves problems with bullets and buries questions with bodies. He thought he had captured a soft, obedient mafia wife. What he brought home was a storm in heels. Krystal doesn't beg. She doesn't break. Her silence provokes, her lips taunt, and her gaze slices deeper than any blade. Inside the stone walls of his private villa, control begins to slip. Hatred turns into tension. Tension burns into obsession. And in their world, love always comes with blood on its hands. The ring on her finger still binds her to a man who believes she belongs to him. But what happens when a woman like Krystal meets someone dark enough to understand her, broken enough to match her, and reckless enough to want her? Because there's a difference between loving a woman like Krystal… And trying to own her. And Zach Romano is about to learn—only one man can stand beside her. The rest will be buried.

Camila has the face and body that every man would die for just to have her. But not the life, nagmula sya sa mahirap na pamilya at tumayong breadwinner ng kanilang pamilya. Nabubuhay naman nya ang kanyang pamilya ngunit isang pangyayari ang magpapabago sa buhay nya. She sold her body and joined an auction kung saan maraming mga milyonaryo at bilyonaryo ang kasama. Ang inakala nyang matandang nakabili sa kanya ay isa palang gwapong binata! Elijah, a young billionaire joined the auction as one of the buyers and there he met the lady in red that will change his whole life.

Si Bianca Batista, isang barista, lumaking ulila matapos mamatay ang kanyang mga magulang sa isang aksidente noong bata pa siya. Pinalaki siya ng kanyang lolo’t lola, ngunit palagi niyang hinahangad ang pagmamahal ng kanyang mga magulang at ang magkaroon ng isang buo at masayang pamilya. Nagbago ang lahat nang makilala niya si Lucas Alcaraz isang gabi sa isang bar—isang guwapo, mayaman, ngunit napaka-aroganteng lalaki. Kinaumagahan matapos ang kanilang one-night stand, hindi inaasahan ni Bianca na mababangga niya ito sa isang insidente, at mas lalong hindi niya inaasahang mapagkamalan siyang ina ng anak nito. Dahil sa sitwasyon, napilitan si Lucas na alukin si Bianca na magpanggap bilang ina ng kanyang anak.

Isang malaking bangungot ang pagdating ng isang marriage contract kay Luis na babago sa kanyang buhay. Matatali siya sa babaeng kinaiinisan niya ng sobra at kailanman hindi niya hiniling na maging asawa. At para makuha ang inaasam nitong mana, nakiusap siya sa babae na magkunwari silang masayang mag-asawa. Kasabay ng pagpapanggap nila ay kanila ring inaasikaso ang pagsasawalang bisa ng kanilang kasal. Pero sa kasamaang palad, unti-unting mahuhulog ang loob nila sa isa't isa. Alin kaya ang matutuloy, ang kanila kayang annulment o ang pag-iibigan nilang dalawa.

When Brayden asked Julienne to marry him, nagbago ang lahat. Si Julienne, nakaalis sa masalimuot na mundong matagal na niyang isinumpa, habang si Brayden naman ay sa mundong siya mismo ang lumikha. Pero paano kung malaman nilang kasinungalingan lang pala ang lahat? Sapat na ba ang mga nadarama nila para piliin pa rin ang isa’t isa at manatiling nagsasama sa kahariang binubuo nila? “Dreaming is for fools. At hindi pa ako nababaliw, Julie. Hindi pa. . .”

Para kay Ayen Ramirez, simple lang dapat ang buhay—trabaho bilang secretary sa isang malaking kompanya at isang matinong relasyon na inakala niyang pangmatagalan. Pero nang biglang maospital ang kapatid niya at mangailangan ng malaking halaga, agad siyang lumapit sa boyfriend niya para humingi ng tulong. Ang akala niya, maiintindihan siya nito. Pero sa halip, iniwan siya nito na parang wala lang. In her desperation, isang hindi inaasahang alok ang dumating. Mula mismo sa boss niyang si Justin Berkeley. Mayaman, makapangyarihan, at kilala sa pagiging istrikto, pero may isang bagay siyang wala: isang asawa. Kailangan niya ng kasal para makuha ang mamanahin niya, at kailangan ni Ayen ng pera para sa kapatid niya. Isang pirma lang sa kontrata, at magiging Mrs. Berkeley siya. Walang love, walang intimacy... isang kasunduan lang. Pero paano kung habang tumatagal, unti-unting nagbabago ang lahat? Paano kung ang dating malamig at prangkang boss niya ay may mga tingin at hawak na hindi kasama sa usapan? At paano kung sa isang kasal na peke, isang tunay na puso ang mahulog?

Nicah Flores is known for being a poor girl and a serial dater. She changes boyfriend like she was changing her underwear and would always be seen being fetch by different guys after school..but that wasn't truth, the truth is she was paid to see them everytime her dear friend got a new boyfriend.

Dark.SensitiveContent.D/s.MAFIA ROMANCE.CEO/Billiomaire Mila(Carmella) I ran away. I did it. Left everything I knew so I could just live my life without the future that promised hell on earth. Now all I have to do was hide so noone from back home finds me.But did I really left the hell behind? Because no, the new job I got comes with Boss that’s devil incarnate and he sure knows how to make my life hell. The problem with him was, as much as I wanted to kill him, I also wanted to look into those grey eyes and find all his secrets.To tell him how much of an arsehôle he is, and then maybe kiss him a little,forgetting the fact that he was dangerous. But I couldn’t help the attraction to his untouchable beauty, knowing I’d be the one getting hurt and killed. Jonathan Nothing in life comes easy and I learned that the hard way. But when my new secretary managed to stay more than two weeks I knew that something was not right. And for someone like me-a man leading a double life, if something is too good then it’s the worst thing waiting to happen. Proving me right, I received an email directly from the source. The little nerdy girl wasn’t as boring and submissive as she pretended to be. There’s a wide world of fantasies she’s hiding inside that head of hers which includes me. But this isn’t it. I've only uncovered half of what she’s hiding. There’s more lot to my little secretive secretary. And our worlds might not be as different as she thought .Because she came running right through the door she wanted to exit.