60th Birthday Memes Female Novels & Stories

During lunch, an older female colleague asked me, "How old are you? Do you have a boyfriend? When are you planning to get married?" I shook my head. "Twenty-seven, no boyfriend, and no plans to get married." She was momentarily stunned. "What are you talking about? How can a woman not marry?" she asked. I smiled without responding. Realizing I wasn't joking, her expression darkened. "Did you work as a escort and get caught? Is that why no man wants you?"

- JJ (age 18)* *Happy Birthday, Daddy. I made the cover. The horse is supposed to be a motorcycle. Love Emma (age 22)* *You don't seem 50. You seem like you're about 40 but with more opinions. I did the math and I'll be 30 when you're 70 which is wild. Happy birthday. - Grace (age 14)* *Duke. Fifty years. You survived everything thrown at you and built something worth having. Not bad for a kid from nowhere. - Axel*

She was known by many as a successful television host. The painful memories had grown faint with time. This place, after all, had not been entirely sorrowful. Emma, for instance, had been both a mentor and a mother to her. Yasmine had never lost touch with her. Today was Emma’s sixtieth birthday, and Yasmine had come especially to pick her up after work. The moment Emma saw her, her face lit up with joy. “Yasmine, you’re finally back!” Yasmine smiled. “Yes, Ms. Larson.”

"You said early birthday gift so when's your birthday?" "Next month 25th, yours?" "So I'm older than you" I giggled. "My birthday was on the 6th of March" "Are you always this delusional?" Kai had an amused look on his face. "You turned 18 this year and I'm turning 19 this year on the 25th of June." Kill Joy. "I don't care" I rolled my eyes. "I'm older than you"

But today, everything was about to change. It was my sixteenth birthday and as they say, the sixteenth birthday is the most important birthday of a girl's life. It was a day filled with excitement and anticipation. I wanted to make mine the best birthday ever, filled with unforgettable memories. Indeed I had an unforgettable memory although it wasn’t a good one. "Delilah," I hear my mom's sweet voice from the hallway.

she yelled at her "But I .........." "Enough! You all will make me old and wrinkled before my 50th birthday, i better go and take a rest, Emily take over "She said as she left the office. "You all will make me old and wrinkled before my 50th birthday" Gracie mimicked as she walked off. "She still calls herself young when she will be 49th this year" Micheal added "You will get so old and wrinkled that no guy will marry you"Gracie's added and I had to laugh.

She knelt to the little one’s level and smiled at her. “Thank you.” She told her. “Oh, my baby.” Kora cooed. “Awe mom,” Kolby groaned. “Deal with it.” Kora chuckled. “Okay, okay, okay, enough with the mushiness,” Kruz scrunched his face. “let’s party.” He said, wiggling his hips. “Happy Birthday.” Luna Ali hugged Kolby. “Sixteen is such a big age.” Daniel stated. “So exciting.” Ali smiled.

Alana was holding tons of boxes of pizzas also Geraldine holding food while Heaven, Zylus, and Kian holding a gift. I wipe my tears after they sang me a birthday song. It is such warm greetings, I'm so touched. "Happy birthday, Ms. Workaholic" Zylus greet me, but his tone is teasing. I hug him tightly after he kissed my forehead. "Our baby turned 19" Kian hug me after I let go of Zylus's hug. I'm the youngest in our circle of friends that's why they're teasing me! "Happy Birthday" He whispered between his hugs.

Finally, there was peace. Sixteenth of May. Today's my twentieth birthday. I should be celebrating with the closest group of friends but it turned out that Mom created a big party, a surprise one, and I didn't like it! The crowd wasn't that huge, specifically more or less twenty, but still... they're not my real friends!

she chuckled bitterly. “HAPPY EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY TO ME”.