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“It’s fear of the diaper marathon he saves for the middle of the night. This kid’s got talent. Potent, rapid-fire poop, right, little man?” “Lucian!” I brought a hand to my mouth, laughing between shock and amusement. “Don’t talk about my baby like that!” “Sorry, Lauren…” He raised his hands in surrender but kept the mocking expression. “But Uncle Lucian here doesn’t lie. The art this little guy produces is professional-level.” “Sorry, but Uncle’s got a point,” Theo chimed in between laughs, his face red from giggling so much. “One time, Noah’s diaper exploded all the way up his back. I saw it—it was a war zone.”

Lee muttered as he tossed Juilan’s dirty diaper in the garbage chute. At first I thought it was a bit much to have a chute in the nursery, but it was quite handy and the room never smelled gross. “You’ll get the hang of it,” I assured Lee, handing him another diaper. I turned around to find the wipes as Lee gasped. “Aw, Julian!” I turned to see Julian had urinated and Lee’s shirt was the target. “Yeah he does that sometimes,” I laughed. “This is a Supima Cotton shirt!” Lee exclaimed.

Danica teased. “Hey! I’m not that small anymore. I’ve actually gained weight,” Aubrey joked, pinching her friend's arm. The two spent the next hour wandering through the aisles. Danica was on a mission, inspecting every cloth diaper and educational newborn toy. “This one is perfect for the Silverstone heir,” Danica said, holding up a white onesie with the words 'Tiny but Mighty' printed on the front. Aubrey smiled softly. “It’s adorable. But it’s so hard to choose, isn’t it? So many colors, so many types. Half of this stuff, I don't even know what it’s for.”

Mom is screaming in pain as Dad is telling her to push. “Remind me why I want to have kids again?” I ask, which gains chuckles from everyone around me. “Because Death says we have to. At least we guys get to enjoy the fun part and not have to deal with the pain of delivering the baby.” Kai replies, and I slap him upside the head. “I’m so making sure you have to change a blowout diaper,” I tell him with a grin. “What’s a blowout diaper?” Kai asks, horrified. “It’s where the baby’s poop explodes out of its diaper. It’s messy and stinky. You usually have to clean the baby in the bath.” I inform him as I watch Kai’s face twist in disgust.

I ask, raising an eyebrow at Zoe. “My heel broke the second we stepped outside,” she explains with a sheepish grin. “And when I went back in to change, Zeke decided it was the perfect time to pop.” “Pop?” Alex asks. Zoe nods. “Diaper disaster. You know.” Everyone erupts in laughter. “Oh my God.” I giggle. “That’s insane.” Alex shakes his head, chuckling. “This is peak parent life.” “But I’m blessed,” Sky says with a calm smile, glancing over at Zeke now gleefully spinning in circles near the tree.

David teased, making Daniel grimace at the impending future awaiting him. We all laughed, seeing how David's remark had caused an effect on him. "Yeah, and until the real trouble arrives, you'll have to deal with lots and lots of diapers. And not just any kind–the worst kind," William chimed in, his voice laced with amusement. "The ones that reek so badly you can't tell if it's your child or a skunk in the room."

We've got to change you for 't. He opened up the heavy overnight diaper. "Dude, that's a lot of pee. How many beers did you have last night?" Junior squeaked and squealed as if he was trying to answer his DaddJake's question. Then he giggled. Junior gave Jake hope that they would be blessed with a sibling. "Mamma mamma...mama," Jesse repeated.

Janani said He suspected it wouldn’t be the last child-rearing caution he would hear. "To take care not to flip him on his head?" He asked. She frowned. "Well, obviously that, and make sure you’re ready to hold the diaper back in place if he’s not done. Otherwise, you could find yourself being drenched in the face." Janani said He certainly had never considered that. "How do you know these things?" She withdrew a white container from the bag and opened it to reveal some sort of paper wipes. "I learned the hard way." After he lowered the diaper and didn’t have to dodge, he readied for the next step.

Lulu seized the moment to free herself from Vivian's grasp and backed away. She promptly came up with an excuse to leave, saying, "Mr. Slate, she just need her diaper changed—" "What a coincidence! We can use the diapers I bought, and I'll help the baby change too!" Vivian exclaimed, her eyes lighting up. She looked around, and finding all the things she brought on a table, hurried over to take out the diaper. "That's it!" She exclaimed. "This is an export from a company that designs size-fitting diapers, and it meets the baby's needs more than the average diaper!"

Baby war whoops are highly on-brand. "Vandaulf, she isn't even born yet." "And yet she already commands my wallet." Back at home, they were greeted in the front hall by Brenna, bearing a diaper caddy with divisions marked: "Emergency Snacks," "Butt Balm," and "For Daddy's Tears." "You purchased a diaper organizer?" Lily laughed, hugging her. "I did it," Brenna said, beaming. "You never know when a breakdown—or a blowout—will hit."