Lucky Fortune Cookie Blessings
I sell handmade fortune cookies in the park. Each one costs $10,000, yet every day, people fight to buy them.
That’s because what I sell are fertility fortune cookies. Eat one, and you can get pregnant instantly.
You can even choose what kind of child you want. Slip in a double-yolk charm, and you’ll have twins. Seal in a perfect test paper, and your child will be a genius.
A spayed female dog ate one and ended up pregnant with six puppies. Someone buried a fortune cookie beneath a withered tree, and by the next day, it had burst into full bloom.
I sell fortune cookies to both women and men—anyone who wants to get pregnant. I turn no one away. Even animals, if they so much as make a sound, I’ll feed them.
Until one day, a young woman, Mara Kessler, who had been standing in line from dawn until dusk, finally stepped forward and timidly said she wanted to buy a fortune cookie.
I only took one look at her, then staggered back in terror.
"I can’t sell to you. Leave. Now."