Funny Scenes Harry Potter Novels & Stories

Orion snorted, sending a spray of toothpaste into his beard. "Harriet, what kind of half-baked remark was that?" I shot her a dirty look. Harriet was losing her touch, if that's all she could come up with as an amusing comment. "You know, in Harry Potter, Harry could hear the snake moving around in the pipes." Harriet shook her head as she crossed her arms defensively. "I could hear you through the pipes. You guys were so loud I couldn't hear the echo of my own moans." I hopped to my feet and waddled over to the couch. I placed the back of my hand on Harriet's forehead. "No, you don't have a fever. Harriet, honey, I think that's the stupidest thing I have ever heard you say."

“Nah, I mean, what could be more interesting than a crime scene where the suspect flees because she heard a sound in the bush?” When I face her, she’s grinning. Sneaky bi-atch. I flip my middle finger at her and trot towards Harry, who’s only a few feet away, ignoring the teasing comments she’s still hurling my way. Harry, of course, is in full host mode, surrounded by students I barely recognize. About a dozen people laugh aloud at something he says, half of whom are probably just drunk enough to think this night is perfect. His hands move animatedly, and a louder row of laughter follows.

Harry frowns. “I watched you make that, it’s just a normal drink. Where’s the magic?” He demands. “Here.” I say calmly as I reach behind the bar, grab some of the pink potion in my bare hands and fling it right at his face, essentially glitter bombing him. He sputters and coughs out a cloud of glitter. I expect him to be annoyed or complain but instead he just bursts out laughing.

Hogwarts Castle, Somewhere in the Scottish Highlands November 23rd, 1992, 11:45 AM Larry Potter was doing a fine impression of a fish outside the water at the moment. What he just saw was some very amazing stuff, even when magic is taken into account. But then, he only knew this magic world for a little more than a year, so he didn't have much of a base to compare. Larry Potter then looked at his Head of House, and paused. Even if she was not doing a fish outside the water impression, she was looking at Erik with wide eyes.

And make me rip the paper that records his debt! In a chilly tone, Sara explained, "Stephen's mind is not that we say a guess is a guess. These are the words that Mr. Joe just said. Therefore, don't you think you could spare some time to assist me in taking photographs of the rosehip waiters working at Happy Hill Pub? When Mr. Joe overheard that, he laughed and said, "Of course, Yes!" I will right away have someone else take care of that! *** The door to the wolf room was smashed open with a loud "Boom," and the tall figure that entered was none other than Harry Potter himself.

I stood in front of them, wiping the corner of my eye. “No.” Lilly shook her head seriously. “But we’re playing Lilly and Luna the royal princess, and we told him to join us.” “Right.” Lilly turned to him. “Right,” Harry nodded proudly, trying to keep a straight face. “Do you love it?” Luna held a small mirror in front of him with both hands. I could see Harry biting his lower lip, trying to hold his laughter the moment he saw himself in the mirror. His shoulders shook slightly. “This is beautiful.” He clapped softly for Luna and Lilly as they had just done something magical.

I let out a laugh and it came out like a snort. “You have an adorable laugh.” He said. I rolled my eyes. “Stop lying.” Harry had always told me I sounded like a pig when I laughed. “I'm serious.” He flashed me a boyish grin. “Aren't you supposed to give me a dance or something?” I asked wondering why we were both standing. “Are you telling me how to do my job?” He raised an eyebrow and the next thing I knew he began kissing down my neck. Whoahh. I pulled away in shock.

"Yeah nothing huge, Grayson just planned it as he was leaving. I guess he wants to inform everyone of whats going on in-person" I nodded in agreement before I slipped back underneath the warm blankets and reached for the remote. True to her word, Brynn and I enjoyed a full day of nothing but movies and food. We were a quarter of a way through Harry Potter and the goblet of fire when Grayson walked through the bedroom door, his face held an amused expression as he arched one of his eyebrows at us. "So, this is what you two have done all day?", he asked. "No. We also watched the first three films in the franchise and took a house quiz. I'm a Slytherin and Laila's a Hufflepuff!", Brynn added tr

LUCAS'S POV "Dude, Sophia is going to go crazy when she sees this badass surprise. You are the main deal my buddy, no way I could ever pull up something charming like this!" Harry said, rubbing his two palms laden with aesthetic rings together with a playful grin that touches his eyes as he takes in the supposed romantic scene.

"Please, forgive me. I didn't mean to. It took me off guard too. Please don't sue me or throw me away. I still need for my husband to recover and-" I paused when Harry suddenly burst out laughing, clenching his stomach while pointing at me. He took a step back and fell on the couch, wiping off the tears from his eyes. I frowned and noticed some helpers were peeking just to see what was happening between us. Oh god, this is so embarrassing. Harry is making a scene, and they might think I have said something funny when I am not. "You're a joker, Natasha. Of course, I forgive you. You don't have to kneel down for me. Come here." he snatched my arms, helping me get up on the ground. I slowly sto