Aging Humor Quotes

Elena Vale has spent her entire life sticking to the rules, until the night she's forced into an engagement she never wanted. Fleeing from her high-society cage, she ends up in a grimy bar, drinking with a brooding stranger who offers the one thing she never expected: freedom.  Jack Roman is the last man a woman like Elena Vale should marry. Tattooed, sharp-tongued, and hiding secrets behind his sea blue eyes. He's everything she's been taught to avoid. But when an impulsive drunken wedding turns into a full-blown scandal, Elena seizes the chaos. She makes him a deal — six months of pretending, then they part ways. To Elena, faking a marriage with a stranger is supposed to keep her safe. But as sparks turn to passion, and buried truths come to light, Elena realizes she may have just traded one kind of prison for another. Because Jack didn't just walk into her life by accident… and falling in love with him might just cost her everything.

Rejected by her mate for being unfit as a Luna, Lyra is shattered, and determined to prove her worth. When her twin brother, Rowan, falls ill, their parents hide him away. With war drawing near and Alpha heirs sent to train at the elite Alpha Academy, Lyra disguises herself as Rowan to protect her pack’s honor. Now living among future Alphas, she must master her wolf, fight harder than anyone, and keep her identity secret. But one enemy threatens it all. Killian, a ruthless Alpha, hates “Rowan” for reasons he can’t explain…until his wolf reacts. Mated to a boy? Impossible. As war nears, Lyra must choose: keep lying and survive…or risk it all for her second-chance mate.

The Billionaire’s Secret Bride Bhemzly Acson thought she was untouchable, forever. She could manipulate and control everyone—even Jack Devera, the quiet, unassuming boy who was once a plaything in her youth. But time turned the world upside down. Now, Jack is on top—a respected billionaire, not only brilliant but also wielding immense power… including control over Bhem’s fate. In an agreement she cannot escape, Bhem is forced to accept the role of contract wife to the man she once hurt. What she doesn’t know is that Jack’s motives go beyond revenge. Beneath his cold exterior lies a man who has long harbored feelings for the woman who wronged him. And this agreement isn’t just to teach her a lesson—it’s to protect her, shield her from greater danger, and help her rediscover the heart he once broke. But amidst anger and hesitation, the true colors of their emotions gradually emerge. When hatred begins to crumble in the face of a rekindled heart—is there still hope for a marriage built on lies to become real? A story filled with emotion, unexpected secrets, and a man who, despite the wounds of the past, chooses to love the woman who caused them.

“Let's divorce now and get this over with. We've both gotten what we wanted for this arrangement.” A tear fell out of Zerah’s eye, unnoticed. “Is that so?” Two years before, Zerah saved his life and they'd fallen in love with a promise to return as he'd left. Now, a year after their reunion, he was no longer the man she knew. Compelled to sign a contract marriage for the sake of her mother's health, she thought she could regain his love but only received humiliation and heartbreak in return. As he put the divorce papers in front of her, she'd resigned herself to let go of her love, leaving with the secret growing inside her. Yet fate still brings them together? As the bond of her sons forces her back into his life, now engaged to the childhood friend he'd never failed to humiliate her for, secrets are revealed and she is forced to bear it. What will happen when he recovers his memories and realizes that he'd chosen the wrong woman? Will he be able to win her heart? Will she accept him or choose a different path? Or will the forces against her take her before she can choose?

Une rencontre aléatoire sur une application de rencontre conduit Amelia à une nuit inoubliable avec un inconnu. Mais lorsqu’elle prend son nouveau poste, elle découvre que son aventure d’un soir n’est autre qu’Ethan Blackwood, son patron milliardaire qui ne croit pas en l’amour. Désormais prise entre désir et danger, Amelia pourra-t-elle survivre aux secrets, aux jeux de pouvoir et à la tentation qu’implique l’amour d’un homme comme lui ?

Hindi mapupunta kay Shanna Cole ang lahat ng mana na iniwan ng kanyang mga magulang bago sila mamatay at mana ng kanyang lolo at lola kundi mapupunta lang ito sa kanyang step mother o charity kung hindi siya magpapakasal. Hindi man makatarungan na dahilan kaya walang magawa si Shanna Cole kundi ang maghanap ng lalaking magpapakasal sa kanya. Sa sobrang crush niya kay Xyvielle Mornett, kaya niligawan niya ito pero walang epekto sa kanya ang lalaki kaya sa sobrang despirada na makuha ang mana, kaya isa lang ang tamang paraan ang naisip niya. Ito ay kidnapin ang crush n'yang si Mornett para siya ay pakasalan. Magtagumpay kaya si Shanna Cole kung 60 days lang ang palugit ng kanyang lola para mahanap ang mapapangasawa niya? Paano kung pumayag ang lalaki na magpakasal sa kanya pero natuklasan ni Shanna na maling tao pala ang kinidnap niya. Handa na ba siyang mawalan ng mana o ipagpatuloy niya ang plano kahit ikakasal na sa iba ang taong natutunan na niyang mahalin?

He pressed our hands together, mixing our blood as he spoke the words that sealed my fate. “I, Alpha Kayden Maxwell of the Blood Moon pack, reject Leah James as my mate.” The words hit me like a punch to the chest, knocking the air from my lungs. The pain that followed was unbearable, like my soul was being torn in two. I gasped and clutched my chest as the bond between us snapped. “I… I, Leah James, accept your rejection.” Kayden turned away from me as if I was nothing more than a nuisance. “Now that that’s done, I have another announcement. Selena will be my mate. She has all the qualities of a future Luna.” The crowd erupted into cheers. Their approval for Selena was loud and clear. I watched as she stepped forward. She leaned into Kayden as if to mark her territory. The sight of them together made my stomach turn. ********************************* Leah’s world shatters when her fated mate, Alpha Kayden, rejects her for another. Heartbroken, she discovers that she is not just an ordinary wolf. In fact, she is the last heir to a powerful bloodline. As dark forces rise and her hidden powers awaken, Leah must face the truth about her past and the dangerous future ahead. With a prophecy threatening to destroy everything, Leah is forced to choose between love and power. Can she and Kayden stop the coming storm or will her destiny tear them apart forever?

Caca Aurora Tifani atau orang-orang di sekelilingku biasa memanggil Caca, aku tak pernah menyangka hidupku akan berubah menjadi mimpi buruk setelah dijual oleh ibu tiriku sendiri. Di usia tujuh belas tahun, aku dipaksa menikah dengan putra seorang wanita kaya raya yang memiliki mata tajam seperti ular dan senyum yang tak pernah benar-benar sampai ke mata. Orang-orang bilang, aku beruntung karena akan menjadi menantu keluarga terpandang. Tapi kenyataannya jauh lebih mengerikan dari yang kubayangkan. Suamiku, pria yang bahkan belum pernah kutatap langsung wajahnya, dikurung dalam sebuah kamar gelap di sayap timur rumah besar itu—sebuah ruangan yang selalu tertutup rapat, lembap, dan sunyi, seolah menyimpan rahasia kelam yang tak boleh diusik. Mereka bilang dia sakit. Tapi tak ada dokter yang berani memeriksanya. Tak ada pelayan yang selamat setelah masuk ke ruangannya. Setiap yang masuk… tidak pernah keluar dalam keadaan sama. Beberapa hilang tanpa jejak. Sisanya, ditemukan dalam keadaan mengenaskan—penuh luka, pandangan kosong, atau sekadar tubuh dingin yang tak bernyawa. Kini, aku adalah istrinya. Dan waktuku tinggal sedikit sebelum aku harus masuk ke kamar itu… ke dalam kegelapan yang bahkan cahaya pun takut memasukinya. Apa sebenarnya yang disembunyikan keluarga ini? Siapa sebenarnya pria yang kini menjadi suamiku? Dan... kenapa aku merasa semua ini bukan kebetulan?

Hindi ko inasahan na muli kaming magkikita ng lalaking minsan ko nang minahal… si Michael Brian Lucero. Akala ko siya na ang lalaking makakasama ko habang buhay, pero nalaman kong pustahan lang pala ang dahilan kung bakit siya lumapit sa akin. Pagkamatay ni Papa, hindi na kami tumagal sa iisang bahay—palipat-lipat kami dahil paiba-iba ang kinakasamang lalaki ni Mama. Hanggang sa pinakasalan niya ang isang bilyonaryo, na babago sa takbo ng buhay ko. Sa paglipat ko sa mansyon ng bagong asawa ni Mama, bumungad sa akin ang mukha ng gwapong lalaki na matagal ko nang kinalimutan—si Michael, ang kaisa-isang anak ng stepfather ko. Akala ko, madali lang makisama. Pero nang magtagpo ang aming mga mata, ramdam ko ang kakaibang init sa pagitan namin—isang damdaming mali, pero hindi ko kayang pigilan. Habang pilit kong itinatago ang bawal na damdamin, mas lalo lang akong nahuhulog sa kasalanang hindi ko kayang tanggihan. Dahil minsan, kung ano pa ang bawal, siya rin ang pinakamasarap tikman. “He’s the sin I can’t stop craving.”

Aku tak menyangka istri yang selama ini kuhina dan kurendahkan karena kukira hanya seorang pengangguran ternyata konten kreator terkenal berpenghasilan besar. Penyesalan memang selalu datang belakangan...