Ahhhh Meme Novels & Stories

Me crossing the room, leaning in to kiss Kyrian on the cheek and the one second I stayed, paused and stretched into many seconds. I scrolled past it and the headlines were something else entirely. PLAYBOOK'S CONNIE AND KYRIAN: ARE THEY THE REAL DEAL? THE KISS THAT BROKE THE INTERNET—CRESTFIELD'S COUPLE CHEMISTRY. I stared at that last one for a moment longer than the others. "Are you seeing the memes?" Hori said, still chattering like a broken radio. "Connie there's a whole thread—" "I see them."

“I’m your slut...both of you.. use me— AHHHHH!”

And I don't share. --- A/n Oooohhh burnnnn 😏 Let's see what happens next. Remember to vote 😙🖤

“Ahh, how come I just realized it! Hehe… HAHAHAHA!” BANG!

Hmaph. Puff…

Cassandre The shrill ringing of my phone pulls me from sleep like a slap. It’s still dark in the room, but the phone screen radiates like a nuclear alarm. I grunt, pull the blanket over my eyes, then, annoyed, sit up halfway to grab the phone. A flurry of notifications. Missed calls. Mentions. Group messages. Links. Screenshots. And that headline at the top of the homepage, framed in red like a terrorist alert: “ALEXANDRE LACROIX AND DANIEL ROZOV: A LOVERS' CLASH IN FRONT OF A PRIVATE RESTAURANT”

Her fingers trembled as she scrolled. “Bro she’s INSANE” “Ethan run 😭” “Psycho girlfriend energy” “She belongs in jail wtf” Elena clicked out of that post and the next one loaded so fast. A meme this time. Her face photoshopped onto the Hulk’s body, mid-rampage. Caption: “Elena when you forget to text back.” Then another. Her face on a tiger, roaring. “Don’t mess with Elena Cruz.” Then another. Her with exaggerated muscles and a unibrow. “Roid rage Elena.”

“AHHNN!!!…Deeper!..master!…deeper!!…do it!!…AHHNNN!!..AHNN!!…AHHH!!!…my mind doing blank!!….ahhh!!..”. (Elijah) “HAAAHH!!…EHMMMM!!…ELIJAH!!…AHHH!!……Chuu!!…Hmmm!!…you inside taste like no other!!..AHHH!!..you’re so tight!!..”.

I think you too should listen as well and judge them, yeah? *Sigh!* Here it goes... "Ahhhh...Hmmm...Harder! Harder...ohh! Mnnn…!" "Oh my God! oh my God…! Ahhhh...!" "Oh, baby! Mmm... Meihuiiii… holy f**kkk!!"

Aaaahhhhhhhh—‘ ***