Angel Dust Funny Novels & Stories

Kicking her legs in the air happily,she dialled Doris number. “Hello?” Doris answered on the first time. “Hello girlfriend..” Angela giggled. “Okay…someone is happy today..let's hear the good news”. Doris answered,getting a snack from her cupboard. “Well..you should guess”. Angela said and jumped excitedly onto her feet, strolling across the room, smiling uncontrollably. “You know, I am not good at guessing but the only thing that could make you this happy is your freedom,are you free from the Montero contract?”

“You should have woken me up.” “What would happen if I woke you up?” Angela asked, raising her eyebrows. “Give me milk and cookies?” She grinned, and her beautiful smile curved her lips, making me jealous of Dylan. My cellphone chimed in a message from Elenita. Elenita: Sky, are you making fun of me? She sent me the message I just sent her. From Sky: dsajlkafjiogjdsgnladfdopdga I pressed my lips, almost wanting to guffaw at myself. I was glad it was Elenita I was talking to, not an important client. I sent her another reply, but I couldn’t stop listening to Angela and Dylan. They were making me crazy.

She questioned with her bulgy eyes. "Client want him alive."He said and hung up. "Crazy bastard." She cursed out as she smashed her hand on the wall looking pissed off. "He dare to have a chain round my neck like I was a dog?" She hummed and said, "you will regret this." Angie stared at her neckline in the mirror and twitched her lips. She sank her teeth into her lower lip and smirked. "Bingo!" He yelled out. Angie chuckled and twitched her lip. "So I'm bingo? He dared to call me a bingo?"

"Angel, the abomination, is attempting to win the lottery." Valeria burst into laughter and said, "You're so humorous! I did not expect you to criticize Angel in such a manner. By the way, honey, take a glance at my photo-collaged movie. It does look good, doesn't it?" "Of course! My wife is absolutely gorgeous and hence, it is no doubt that the pictures that you take would be marvelous as well." "You're so cheesy! I shall give you a grape for you being so honey-mouthed."

Tashir turned to me and said, “Her description of stronger leads to waking up butt ass naked, hungover, and sandwiched in bed with two male strippers in a hotel room and getting my ass smacked with a flogger!” My jaw dropped. “Seriously?” A tiny laugh bubbled out of me from shock. “In Vegas!” Tashir added, her eyes widening. She reminded me of one of the Disney characters with their big eyes. Ana rolled her eyes and a playful smile tugged at her lips. “Don’t be so dramatic, Tashir. Your inner freak was begging to come out and play. I didn’t see you lock it away when they took you again in the shower.” I choked on my drink, sputtering as it went down the wrong pipe. “Tashir! Did that really h

he said, and I smiled. "Impressive, don´t you think?" I smiled, and he nodded. "Not as impressive as you," He smirked, and I rolled my eyes. He always came up with corny ways to tease me. "Alright, let´s focus... We need to find something that will help us unravel the mystery of why Asteria´s mark is poisoning Zane," Angie said, as if she were commanding a football line-up.

I was rethinking too much about it until I was disturbed by the conversation that was brought up. ''Hey Angel, don't you have any music in your car?'' Jasmine said breaking the silence that was there. Angel chuckles and said ''yeah sure what kind of music do you like though?''. ''Gospel?'' she went on. ''Gospel! you're joking right?'' I said while turning back to look at her. We all broke into a laughter except her who seemed not to like what i said. ''Wha... what's so funny, uh?'' she asked while raising both her hands and eyebrows. Nobody responded to that cause we were still laughing.

Marea mutters with distaste in her voice and I frown a lot deeper when Angelique does nothing but giggle, "Kellypopotamus has to be there, of course." "Duh… you know what? I think you like Kelly and that's why you tease her like a kindergartner," Angie mocks after writing down on that piece of paper. "Well, I like fat bitches, I can't help it," Marea says, making Angelique gasp in complete offense, then she pretends to pass out. The alien starts laughing and I get tired of eavesdropping. I walk until I make myself noticed, "Umh..." "Elliot, what are you doing here?" Angie asks, starting to stand up.

Placing her little hands on both sides of his face, she smacked her lips to his. "Muah". She giggled. I loved watching them. They complete me. Our moment was interrupted by the door opening. Val and Chris strode in like they owned the place. "Vha!!!". Angel squealed, making grabby hands at him. Lucian dropped her on the ground and she rushed to him, hugging his legs. Val picked her up from the ground and she giggled. "How's my favorite niece?". He blew raspberries on her stomach, making her giggle more.

Jason looks at me through the corner of his eyes and then turns around to face me. He gives me a look like asking what the fuck is wrong with me but I can’t stop laughing. “What’s so funny?” - she asks “You, thinking that I give a fuck about what you think” - I say. Jason is showing a smile and I can see his demons taking over. Jason has been through a lot like me. His judgment gets clouded when we have a reason to torture. He enjoyed it too much. Jason opens the glass door and Angelica stands up with her naked body still showing. She puts both her hands on her hips as I walk to her. Usually, I don’t hit a woman but this bitch I’m gonna enjoy ripping her hair off of her head.