Angel Dust Funny Novels & Stories

Godfrey’s boy toy Jeeves, casually strolling out of the woods… literally skipping. *That’s… weird. But elves are anyhow,* Colt says, dismissively. I’m not one to rain on someone’s parade but that guy is beyond weird. I shake off the odd feeling I have about him, and move inside. Heading to Shane’s office, I stop abruptly around the corner from Ash’s. He and Angel are whispering, and it's obvious she’s upset. “It makes no sense,” she says, with a sniffle. “You should have come to me with this,” he snaps, clearly angry.

"Ah, my love, you'll just have to wait and see. It's something special that I know you'll adore." She pouted playfully, nudging my shoulder. "You're such a tease, Angel. But I trust that it will be amazing, just like everything else you do." Our conversation flowed effortlessly, filled with laughter and anticipation. We discussed our plans for the trip, the places we wanted to visit, and the delicious food we couldn't wait to try. It was a lighthearted and enjoyable exchange, keeping the tone light and fun.

She laughed. Angel thought for a minute. She thought about Red the club whore. Then she smiled. "Girl, I know that smile. You are up to something." She grinned. "Let's get started!"

Angel yelled out without stopping. Chelsea laughed at what her friend did. She gave her a hug, and then she let go. "Breathe in deeply! You're too tense. Come on, let's go inside. I made you some juice to help you chill out "Chelsea told her friend as she pulled her toward the living room. "Are you living here?" Angel asked, and Chelsea said, "Yes," by nodding. "Wow, it's so pretty! Do you want or need one? Beshy, I'm willing to do it "She said this in jest.

I shook my head with disbelief as I also fastened my steps …. …. When we got to earth, I told her to picture the lady in her head and focus more on her, she did and we teleport into a dark room but we could see the occupants clearly, a guy was atop a lady and the lady was busy screaming while the guy at the top kept on banging her, he was slamming her with his waist on the bed. Me and the perfect one just stood there looking at them. ” what are they doing ” the perfect one asked with with a confused expression

He mumbled suggestively in a lower tone, causing me to raise an eyebrow at him. "You don't know me" I laughed at nothing in particular. I had no idea why I laughed because what I said wasn't funny, but in my drunken state everything felt like swirly colours and SpongeBob land. Can I say SpongeBob land? Wouldn't it more likely be SpongeBob water? "But I would like to," he argued, cutting off my ridiculous thoughts. I eyed him as carefully as I could, analysing if I could trust him or not. My fuzzy mind couldn't draw a proper conclusion, yet I felt oddly comfortable with him.

"No. This was only the beginning of more chaos." We stepped over Denver’s lifeless body, our steps measured and unbothered as we walked through the storm we had created. "Shall we dance in the ashes?" Ashton asked, his grin devilish. I laughed softly, pulling him toward the exit. "Oh, we’ll do more than dance, you devil. Let’s burn everything he built to the ground." "As you wish, mio angelo oscuro." Goddess, I love when he agrees with me.

Yet, here he was, already giving her attitude. "I'm going with you." Dexter sighed helplessly. Seeing Angela's blank expression, he truly felt that she'd shut herself off emotionally. She no longer sensed other people's feelings or tried to understand their thoughts. "No need. Azure Club is just nearby. I used to go there often with them," Angela said casually as she grabbed her bag and headed for the door. Dexter asked, as if unintentionally, "So, did you think any of them was the most handsome?" She absentmindedly replied, "Number 18, the one who's six feet tall with perfectly defined abs, and his hands were just..."

Then what was she, and elf angel or elgel. "Then what am I...." "Probably not an elgel.." Byron joked....as Madeline face reddened in embarrassment how did he know what she was thinking. "You see, it just like a rule, you can only become one thing, you can choose to be a elf or an angel." Byron thought, there had never been anyone who had both powers before. "Then who killed my mother.." Madeline asked the right question at the wrong time. "It's getting late, we'll continue the story some other time."

yes i know, I'm such a jerk for a prince. "Nervous?" I almost jumped from my position. His voice from my back feels like I've been electrified and it made me feel weird. There's no way I'm going homosexual with him! "Don't be such a d*ck Luther" I angrily spat. He just laughed in amusement when-- "Harris Esqroic and Luther Astrix please join arena 4!" This really is doomsday!