Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
I freeze and realize what I just said, so I give him an apologetic look and I offer him a fry, "Idiot."
"Yes, but I’m not homophobic, I swear to god," I push the fry closer to him, but he slaps it off. I laugh and try again until he snatches it out of my hand and eats it, "Anyway. I'm really sure I could get any girl I want."
"I'm sure you could not," Tyler scoffs, "I'm telling you, Anastasia wouldn't even care if you whipped your dick out. She might not be gay, but she is definitely some form of asexual. She’s never even looked at me like she’s interested.”