Third Wheel
“Taylor, they are not humongous.”
“Oh, please,” I argue. “I’m lucky I don’t topple over. I’m so top heavy.”
Through her laughter, Kennedy informs me, “You are only average now. Your tiny titties have been below average your entire life.” Jackson laughs out loud, and Kennedy continues, “You were half an A size. You wore the bras most middle school girls use as training bras. I remember your complaints when a bra you liked at Victoria’s Secret didn’t come in an A. That won’t be a problem anymore.”