Plus One
Wait, are those bananas?
"What are you wearing?" Using the back of my hand I try to hide my smile.
Standing upright he looks over his shoulder, a devilish look crosses his face.
"These?" He tugs on the elastic band of his briefs, making the banana prints dance. "They're underwear," he responds like I should know that.
"I know they're underwear. I just didn't peg you for a banana-wearing kind of guy," I laugh again.
"I bring a whole new meaning to banana hammock, baby." He turns and the smile on my face is wiped clean when I see the length and girth of that bulge in his underwear.