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The Billionaire's Wife
He was busy with his phone, tapping away, which was starting to annoy me because he was too focused on it.
He finally looked up. “Why would I?” he replied irritably.
I frowned. “What? I said I want some!”
To my surprise, he stood up abruptly, unzipped his pants, and started pulling them down.
Oh no! He misunderstood! “I mean bananas for eating! Not that banana!” I exclaimed in shock.
Can you even eat that? When was the last time his bananas were bought? Is he a gigolo? A paid man? Well, he doesn’t seem like it—he’s loaded with money!
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The Haunted Vibrator
Just by the shape and colour alone, London could already tell what it was.
“Really?” she scoffed. “An extra-large sized banana vibrator. I hate all of you. Why would you send me a toy that resembles food? How do you expect me to eat a banana normally ever again after putting one down there?”
Turning the toy on, Queenie demonstrated her anger by smacking it against the desk twice. Then, she did something that the chat wasn’t expecting.
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Fated to Marry the Devil
(Lily's POV)
While I and my brother were eating vanilla ice cream. I saw a can intended for Bantay Bata (Bantay Bata, a charity group in the Philippines) I know that I still have coins inside my bag. I stare at my brother, he smile at me. Nod. He knows the meaning of how I look on that thing. I always drop a coin to every for charity can I am seeing everywhere. I am trying to look for coins inside my bag and... I saw something at the bottom of my notebooks… That's my scientific calculator!
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Dirty Family Secrets
I answered sheepishly, "We had that full bottle of Bailey's, and I was going to make B-52's but we were out of Kahlua. Well, a B-52 without Kahlua just happens to be a Blow-job."
"And I'm supposed to believe that?"
"It's true! Of course once I had the idea of making Blow-jobs, well we had to go with the whole drinking method." I told her, almost believing it myself.
"And 'Buttery-Nipples'?" she kept on.
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The Temporary Husband
You started the song Izzy Valentine, you must complete it.
“What’s your favorite comic?” he breathes as we stand there, pretending not to notice Larry.
“Huh?”
Ivan sighs, standing in front of me, forcing me to look at him.
“What’s the name of your favorite comic book? It could be the one you’ve written, or the one you read.”
Oh.
That was easy.
“Banana Splash.”
He quirks a brow, and I feel my cheeks heat up.
“It’s about this kid who slipped on a banana peel and ended up in an alternate universe where he was the villain, and had to figure out how to beat the super heroes. He also had banana powers.”
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CHOKEHOLD; Trapped By My Ex
Thick.
Thick.
That was the word. The very word that spiraled it all, and after that, only one thought sat on my mind.
This banana looked like a good cock.
A really beautiful looking cock, I mean it was shaped and bent with a strangling curve. A curve meant only for the organ between a man’s legs. It looked like a cock. The banana looked like a cock!
I was just about to happily search for another one when I realized what I was doing. Cleo’s words replaying almost instantly.
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Wanted By 2 Alphas
she trails off shyly.
“I wanted to, I offered. Please, is there anything? Just ask,” I answer brightly. It feels relaxed between us right now, and I like it, “anything at all?”
“Yeah, erm, banana milkshake… and strawberries- no bananas- no strawberries- gah I don’t know!” Bethany ends up laughing at herself, “meat… bacon? Sausages… God, I don’t know what I want! My stomach is growling at everything I consider.”
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Undercover Hearts
I smear butter over the top and watch with a happy little smile as it melts right into the hot bread.
"Okay," Jamie says through a mouthful. "This? This is the cure to all your man troubles."
I grin. "You think I can solve my emotional dysfunction with carbohydrates?"
"I think you can distract yourself long enough to remember you’re a bad-ass."
I raise my wineglass. "To banana bread and bad decisions."
"And to knowing the difference."
We clink glasses.
After we’ve eaten enough to feel slightly queasy and the wine is all gone, Jamie sprawls across the couch like a drama student between takes.
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From Heartbreak to the CEO’s Bed
If it was a girl, I would shower her with love, buy her all the prettiest dresses, and let her learn horseback riding.
To avoid sinking into depression at home, I decided to drive over to Luna’s place.
When I arrived, she’d already prepared a spread of food—a table full of fried chicken wings, pizza, veggie sticks, fresh berries, and mini cakes filled with fresh banana slices.
“Come on! Our stunning lawyer deserves a slice of banana cake. I read somewhere that bananas help fight depression and lift your mood.”
She handed me a slice, and as I took a bite, I did feel a bit better.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Santa Banta jokes are a staple of Indian humor, and the fifth installment doesn't disappoint. One of my favorites goes like this: Santa asks Banta, 'Why do you always carry an umbrella?' Banta replies, 'Because my wife said it might rain money!' The sheer absurdity of it cracks me up every time. Another gem is when Santa tells Banta, 'I bought a dog for home security.' Banta asks, 'Does it bark at strangers?' Santa says, 'No, it smiles and invites them in—it’s a Labrador!' The way these jokes play with everyday logic is just brilliant.
What I love about Santa Banta jokes is how they blend simplicity with wit. Take this one: Banta complains to Santa, 'My wife says I don’t listen to her. Or at least that’s what I think she said.' It’s relatable yet hilarious. The fifth collection has this timeless charm where the humor isn’t forced—it feels like banter between two old friends. If you’re into lighthearted, no-nonsense comedy, this series is a goldmine.
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