Batman Joker Quotes Heath Ledger Novels & Stories

She leaned over, keeping her eyes on him. “Did he just put himself in time out?” She asked, raising a brow at the other man. “Uh… I think so…” Kane said, frowning… “Uh, Joker?” “Hmmm?” He asked, keeping his face towards the wall. “Whatcha doing buddy?” Kane asked, a little confused. “I’m in time out….” Joker mumbled. “Why?” Kane asked, truly confused. “My sister lectured me recently about the things that I say… She says that I’m an insensitive, mansplaining douchebag, with the undeserved ego the size of Texas….”

Lucas bent to take mental notes of the surroundings while roman just stood casually with his hands in his jacket pocket, while low key feeling uncomfortable. “You don’t have much of a choice my friend” Roman muttered under his breath, “I heard that” Lucas got up and Roman chuckled softly “Just waiting for the day you’d admit I’m batman because I’m always saving your ass” He grinned at Roman “You’d never hear that from me” Roman scoffed, Lucas shook his head at Roman’s denial and kept scouring the area.

Marcus was always at the ready beside Damian, protecting the man in case one of Leonard's men fired a bullet at them. “You're not the Joker.” Leonard growled in annoyance. His gun was trained on Damian. “If you get any closer, I don't care if I have to deliver your corpse to Hera!” Leonard chuckled, but his laugh sounded terrifying. “Do you think I'm afraid of you? Or... should I write you a last letter for my dear mother to read?”

"He might as well be dead with what Aurelius has in store for him." “I'm still here ladies. It's rude to talk about me like that.” I teased weakly. I might have passed out again, or maybe not. But when I stared up, the torchlight shifted, casting different shadows. I saw both lackeys; Spear Guy leaning against the doorway, Joker Guy pacing in small circles like a wolf pretending to be bored. I bared my teeth in a half-smile. "You girls haven't touched me yet? And to think I gave you time to take me out."

“I just don’t like when my stomach drops!” I laughed, ruffling both their hair. “Okay, so a zoo with lions and roller coasters. Got it.” They grinned at each other, already plotting, while Mom’s eyes softened. “By the way, you should have seen Cassie against the bad guy,” Quentin began, causing my eyes to widen. “She was like pew, pow, pow.” He said excitedly, making finger guns. “Like Batman!” Luke added helpfully. “Batman doesn't use guns.” Quentin told him kindly. “She was like… Deadpool!”

Jordan hissed. “I must have sinned in my past lives.” Joshua walked straight ahead. Jordan grew furious and his expression fell. He suddenly laughed “Joshua Decker, you will be beaten up terribly in just a moment, Oh well, the thought of you getting beaten up will make me feel great delight!” He then quickly walked away after recovering his expression.

"I was diligent enough. " "Too bad. Just when I thought our little Batman and Joker act was killing it, " he said and then cackled hysterically. "Stand down, Michael. " He immediately got up inhumanely and slashed Margot's throat open with his butcher knife and blood trickled viciously from the cut. "Never say that name again. I'm the fucking Butcher," he said and then caressed the knife on his face sticking his tongue out. My pupils shrunk. "No, no. Margot! Margot! " I shrieked at the peak of my voice.

Shin Alexandra said which instantly made Joker nod his head as a response. Well, she really needs to rest because she still has class tomorrow and that actually sucks big time. Cypher "Who the fucking hell is behind this?!" - I yelled at the fucking man in front of me. One of my people - people whom I trusted and right now I am fucking mad because I shouldn’t have trusted them in the first place. It is very wrong to trust them and right now I don’t know what I am going to say to my parents

"You're his mama?" "Yes." Leo thought for a moment. Then he smiled. "So you're Mrs. Batman." Lucas, who had just returned with the mugs, burst into laughter. Naomi covered her mouth, trying not to laugh. Even Evelyn laughed until tears rolled down her cheeks. "Mrs. Batman," Lucas repeated. "I don't think anyone has ever called you that." Evelyn wiped her tears. "I don't mind." "If Leo says it..." "I'll happily be Mrs. Batman."

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”