Batman Joker Quotes Heath Ledger Novels & Stories

"You're wearing my t-shirt." He says, completely ignoring my question. "You know what that means?" I ball my hands into fists as I struggle to sit up. "That you're a moron and need your head examined." He shakes his head. "Nope! It shows that you're-" "Don't even think of finishing that statement, you oaf." The mad hatter appears from another place in the ramshackle building, and comes to stand in front of Leonard. He crooked his thumb backward and jerks it. "Get lost!"

"Batman wouldn't be Batman without The Joker and Superman wouldn't be Superman without Lex Luthor." All fours guys were staring at me as if I'd grown a second head but I continued talking nonetheless. "The bad guys are what makes superheroes, superheroes, so no, I'm not choosing either one. I'm sticking with Thanos and The Joker, though Thanos isn't a villain if you really think about it." "You wound me Alexis," Nick said placing a hand on his chest and feigning hurt, "I don't know who you are." "And you never will." Everyone agreed with him but I just shrugged and continued eating.

,Dane tensed and hurt flowed around us. "My boy was innocent it wasn't my fault your sister was my mate. I hope you choke on your own blood bitch. You killed your own nephew",Joker laughed. "He cried for you Dane, he was taunting him now, cried Dada the whole time till I ripped his head off",fuck me Howl growls kill him now. "He was innocent Joker and when your dead I'm pissing on your face",Dane said calmly as he watched Joker walk around looking at others.

Ash, Decker, and Nat were downright hysterical and I could hear even Blade trying to keep himself from laughing. "I'm not gonna yell at her. I just want to know when they learned to ride." Joker snarled as he glared at me and then at the rest of the group. "Yeah, me too!" Dom and I both said at the same time which set off another round of laughter. Joker continued towards the door with us right behind him. He finally wrenched it open only to be greeted with Petal and Margo rolling in laughter on the floor. Thor, Sunny and Thrash were behind them, cracking up as well.

he snapped. “Oh, he sure wasn’t. In fact, we were just about to move our conversation somewhere else before you ruined the night for me.” “Oh, I ruined the night?” he hissed, stepping even closer. “That guy was dangerous! Do you even know what he would’ve done to you if I hadn’t gotten there in time?” “I don’t know, Nate. Why don’t you enlighten me Batman? You’re the hero here, right? And I’m just your helpless little damsel in distress?”

“How about chaos for chaos' sake. - Joker said. - Yes. - They said around. - Clinking glasses. He would try to get the gold. While the dumbest, in every way, everyone to a lesser and greater degree were turned into animals, in addition to being electrocuted, a mountain of pigs walking back as they tried to get the money boxes from that pointy tower. Among the villains, bets on who would kill first began to occur. Leticia Lane was looking for a story, ignoring most of the hero screams and antics. During that week, reporters were approaching the heroes about those issues.

“I never said their words got to me,’’ Adrian answered coldly, and I nodded. “How's your basketball training going?” I asked, watching Alicia as she laughed at something on Bella's phone. “It's good,” “Why are you still standing there like an old man, while that fucker has our mate?” Arnold walked over and stood beside me. “Or am I the only one burning in rage?” “We can't be seen by the public in daytime, Arnold”, I said, and Arnold turned to face me. “When did we become batman?” “Oh, please shut up,” Adrian rolled his eyes at him and looked away. Arnold's lips stretched into a smile, and he winked at me.

The dashboard opened, revealing bundles of banknotes. She stopped and looked at him incredulously. “Fuck! What are you? Some sort of Mafia ?” “That's irrelevant,” he took out a fat bundle of cash.” This is twice the cost of that piece of junk which you were driving. Take it.” He waved the bundle towards her. Lisa wasn't sure if she should take him seriously or not. “Who are you? Superman?” He chuckled, and one corner of his mouth turned up in that amused smile he'd been wearing off and on all night. “I prefer Batman. I don't think I can pull off that atrocious red and blue leotard.”

“It’s my biggest honor to have a meal with you!” The person was none other than Ledger himself. Harvey smiled. “You’re too kind, Master Ledger. I’m thrilled to come here. I do hope that you won’t disappoint me.” “You won’t! I’ll make sure you’re satisfied!” Ledger slapped his chest when he made the promise. “After all, you might just destroy the York family if I don’t show my proof of loyalty! “No matter how bold I am, there’s no way I’d treat that as a joke, right?”

he smiled sinisterly. They both laughed after that. An ordinary person would be mortified if they knew these two but since I was not any better I Iet a cold smile grow on my face. While we passed time going to the rendezvous. They chose to chit chat on this topic It was a memory I remember quite well. The death of the Dark knights’ gang's leader, Leonardo. He let his power get to his head and actually thought he stood a chance against me… well long story short… he died the worst possible death ever.