Batman Joker Quotes Novels & Stories

,Dane tensed and hurt flowed around us. "My boy was innocent it wasn't my fault your sister was my mate. I hope you choke on your own blood bitch. You killed your own nephew",Joker laughed. "He cried for you Dane, he was taunting him now, cried Dada the whole time till I ripped his head off",fuck me Howl growls kill him now. "He was innocent Joker and when your dead I'm pissing on your face",Dane said calmly as he watched Joker walk around looking at others.

“You do it right, and you two are enough.” Joker nodded, turned away. He’d just reached the door, when Nails’ voice caught his attention again: “Oh, and Joker?” He spun to face his Prez. “Yeah?” “When you do grab him? Leave his right hand behind.” Joker didn't even blink. “You want us to cut off his hand?” “Yeah. Leave it on the kitchen counter for the bitch to find when she gets home. OK?” “Oh, yeah,” Joker said, a warm wave of pure rightness and sheer happiness passing over him. “Oh, yeah, that’s OK. That’s perfect. That’s exactly the kind of thing that I’ve been waiting for.”

“What’s this, hmm? My little soldier refusing orders?” Alan’s pout deepened. “It’s the morning one, Mom. The worst! I don’t want it.” Richard came to sit on the other side of the bed, arms folding across his broad chest as he gave Alan a mock stern look. “So what? You think real heroes only eat candy? Even Batman takes his vitamins.” Alan wrinkled his nose. “Batman doesn’t have gross medicine!” “Oh, trust me, champ. He does. How else do you think he runs around Gotham all night? Strong medicine, strong hero.” Richard winked, trying not to laugh.

"How dare you speak about my father that way, you trashy little—" "What?" I cut her off, raising my voice. "I'll speak however I want about you and your insane father. I don't know what you've done to her but I swear I'll fuck you up and get you back for it," Rebecca's face contorted into an ugly mask of rage. "You ungrateful fool My father is a great man who has done nothing but look out for this goddamn city!" I scoffed at her words, almost laughing. "Didn't realize your father was Batman," I mocked.

I turned to look at him, exhaling rapidly before I talked. “I know he won't make that mistake of attacking first again. And if he plans to, we act on the famous quotes.” I said as I took a deep breath, wiping my face with my palm. “What famous quote are you talking about?” He asked as his eyes were opened widely, raising an eyebrow and looking rather curious. I smirked a little, tilting my head to face the direction of the crib of my baby. “Never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake,” I said slowly as if I were counting my words as they came out of my mouth. I adjusted on the bed, leaning forward a bit as I exhaled rapidly. Lucas took a deep breath as he licked his lips.

Time passed quickly when you were occupied. “You’re ridiculous! How can you say Superman is better than Batman?! I give up on you.” – Jordan. 10:35pm. “I don’t really? I don’t think I could if I tried, not anymore, but you’re wrong. Just saying.” – Jordan. 11:15pm. He smiled honestly before sending a text back and calling it a night. “The feeling’s mutual.” Derrick didn’t confirm what feeling he was mutual about to Jordan’ frustration when he text him twice demanding to know which one.

“No, they really wouldn’t.” “No, they wouldn’t,” Tracy agreed. “You’re a real hero.” I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, I’m a regular Superman,” I joked. DJ grinned next to me. “You can’t be Superman,” he protested. He looked back at Tracy and smiled. “My daddy’s a hero like Batman, because he can’t fly either.” I burst out laughing then immediately winced when it hurt my ribs. I grinned down at DJ, who was giggling to himself at his joke. “That was classic. Good job,” I congratulated, holding out my hand for a high five. He grinned and slapped his hand on mine.

When he couldn't catch them in time, the clown fled using the prostitute's young daughter as a shield, throwing her, in addition to a large amount of laughing gas, which he had to stop chasing, to isolate the bomb and save people. Now, he was surrounded by Dark Wing along with other heroes who were almost surrounding them. - Well, what's the problem, do you think I won't stop, that I care about the consequences? – Joker questioned them. - I think you do not know the consequences. Nathaniel said. - So, the hero of the city, who cannot save anyone. - The man provoked him. - So what are you going to do with me? - Joker questioned him. Obviously, human punishments and prisons, and the ways in wh

Not even my own blood came close to them. Hitting the dial I wait for Joker to pick up. “ Speak fast “ he states. I hear him panting and faintly I hear gagging , slurping and moaning and I roll my eyes. He was fukcing. When was he not ? “ It’s planted , empty your sack and then get to work “ I snap, hanging up.

Diamond "That b-tch must be contained. She's a wild card and is liable to put us all at great risk. Queen " I totally agree with you. I wonder what the boss sees in her. She's nothing but a liability. Joker "It's true but I can't deny that she's a tasty dish. That crazy b--tch is fine as hell. It's a shame that she's mental. Queen " (jealous) Your eyes definitely need medication. What's so special about that psycho? Joker "Say whatever you want but just accept the fact she's a lot more attractive and s-xier than you.