The Joker Quotes The Dark Knight Novels & Stories

"But since we're on the topic of roles, you do know your time will come too, right? Just like I and Osiris failed. So will you, and if you don’t die on the job like Osiris, you'll end up…. Just. Like. Me!” They laughed. Loud and obnoxious, one was a grating sound in my ears. The other? Sounded forced. "You’re something else. Seriously. I almost don’t wanna break your face." Joker drawled, wiping a false tear from his eye. "Almost?" I smirked. That one pissed him off, cause he slapped me. Hard across the face. My head snapped sideways, not really… just for dramatic flair. I let it hang, motionless. "Hey. Don’t kill him yet." Spear Guy said.

Sebastian, as the right hand of Shin Alexandra can’t help but to be pissed off because of what he heard from the mouth of a worthless man that didn’t even tried to find their friend and he even had the guts to act in such way. “You don’t know a thing” that is what Cypher Kurt said which then made Joker laugh. “What? We don’t know a thing? Well we do know a thing and that is even if you two don’t even love each other you as her husband has the responsibility to take care of her and worry about her safety every single time. You weren’t able to fucking do that because of your fucking ego!” that is what Joker said which then made everyone - especially his friends flinch. Well, this is actually t

"Either way, no thanks, I'm good." "Are we ever gonna get to the fact that I drank the poison that was meant for you?" "You mean the fact that someone wanted to kill me?" "Except, you did not even try to die." "What do you want me to do, thank you?" "Are you fucking kidding me right now?" "Honey, do I look like The Joker to you?" "No," Kyle growled. "Right now you look like the prick you are, and I just wanna punch your fucking teeth in!"

When he couldn't catch them in time, the clown fled using the prostitute's young daughter as a shield, throwing her, in addition to a large amount of laughing gas, which he had to stop chasing, to isolate the bomb and save people. Now, he was surrounded by Dark Wing along with other heroes who were almost surrounding them. - Well, what's the problem, do you think I won't stop, that I care about the consequences? – Joker questioned them. - I think you do not know the consequences. Nathaniel said. - So, the hero of the city, who cannot save anyone. - The man provoked him. - So what are you going to do with me? - Joker questioned him. Obviously, human punishments and prisons, and the ways in wh

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

I couldn't care if his head cracked. “That hurt,” he whined as he robbed the spot, but I felt satisfied at my revenge. “You psycho Joker!” I said ready to hit him again when he grabbed my wrist. “Joker is a psycho already so your sentence is redundant. It's just like saying ‘you black charcoal'” he said and continued laughing. “What are you so insufferable?” I couldn't help but ask, “I feel like pulling my hair out just talking to you. Who knew you had this side of you too?”

he keeps talking, speaking about being a homophobic jerk. I took a sip of my coffee but it didn’t taste the same, it wasn’t even good to begin with, I placed the cup on the table, placed some money on the table and left the café angry, my mood is as sour as always, and they doubt if I have a soul. I clearly have one, a dark one, one that’s filled with darkness and pain, with no one to be there for me, to bring light to my darkness.

"Let's throw out some names and see which one we like the best." "Pride of the Man," Kade suggests. We write it down, but it doesn't seem to resonate with anyone. "Princess and the Beast," I propose. Shaylee thinks it's a good one, but the boys aren't convinced. "Um, how about 'Pride and Prejudice'?" Shaylee suggests, but I don't think we can use that since it's a book. As long as we steer clear of Jane Austen, we should be fine. The three of us look at Andrew, waiting for his input. "Her Dark Knight," he suggests, and holy crap, that's the best one so far. "Dang it."

Joker, and some villains gathered at a round table, talking and playing poker, around them, between smokers and the villains of the underworld. - I bet I can make Dark-Dragon kill. - Said the clown of crime. - Who gains something from this, is the hero, not us. - Said Mister Cold, in addition to him killing for money. – said Cold. – I don't see, Dark-Dragon killing around, not even for money. - Said Mr. Cold. - Actually, I just see a Dark-Dragon, but I don't know if this is the original. - Said Penguin. "Even if he had to." - Said Penguin.

“Stop being a fucking coward.” Joker’s face hardened. His ice-blue eyes looked even more white and deadly than usual. He placed both hands on my chest, pushing me backward. “You don’t know shit! Shut the fuck up and get out!” He pointed to the door, and the rest of his body looked visibly shaking.