Novel & Cerita Beetlejuice Quotes

‘Is your memory that bad? ‘Not to me, duh-brain,’ Elmo said. ‘To her!’ ‘Little Bertha?’ Lucas said bemused. Then his face adopted a look of utter horror when Elmo’s words finally made sense. ‘You mean, talk to Bea? Are you joking?’ ‘See this face?’ Elmo said dead pan. ‘Observe, there is no joking parked here.’

Miss Grace exclaimed, panic rising in her voice. But Elijah stared into Madam Jewel’s eyes, sneering as though she had just started a game of chess that he wasn't willing to back out of or surrender, and said in a deadly serious tone, “Do unto others as you want them to do to you,’ do you know that quote?” Madam Jewel froze, looking at Elijah with wide, disbelieving eyes, her mind unable to comprehend that Elijah was challenging her and trying to provoke her, which left her completely stunned and unable to respond.

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

Then, it vanished quickly. “I never thought I was caught off guard there. That was a good one, kid. But no matter what you do, you can’t stop me. Nothing can stop me. I am invincible,” Beelzebub proudly uttered. Did he just absorb the effect of Lotus’ Mind Magic, too?

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

“Not everyone is destined to be mopy all day.” “I was happy this morning.” Flipping him off, he just laughed and sat down on the other side of Jo. “Seriously, why are you so happy?” Beau leaned over Jo and looked at him. “I used this sick pickup line on a girl and it worked.” “I got one for you.” I said, glancing at Steele. “Oh yeah? Let’s hear it.” All eyes turned to me as I set my rag down. “Are you a smoke detector? Because you won’t shut up and fucking annoying.”

The hoard of zombies—yeah, I am just going to call them that—all just gave him a look before completely ignoring him. Actually, if I am truly being honest, they seem to be avoiding him. And I just realize why when Beelzebub went and grab a scorpion latched on a zombie’s neck and ate it. Seeing this, the other zombies flee on sight. Levithan, Belphegor, and I were all stunned. It seems like we won’t be needing much of Levi’s water shield after all. Is it weird to say that Beel is basically eating his nieces and nephews? I guess we can confirm here that Beel is really living up to his reputation.

He replied that he was still rubbing his head that had been hit. "Great! Now, this will be more difficult." Jules stated. "I should now make a reservation in funeral homes," Clint promised. "Gago! You're the only one who can be eaten! Don't make me feel sorry for you!" I promise I'm bored here. I don't have any plans to eat it yet. So if he has a plan, it's up to him alone. "This is no joke," Clint said with a laugh. "This is not the best time for jokes, Clint," Alucard commented.

“CECEEEE! YOU’RE BEING FORCED TO LIVE! PIZZA IS WAITING!” I turned to Jullian. “You do realize this is a bad idea for you, right?” “Bel,” he said with a grin that made resistance feel pointless, “pizza is the most underrated form of therapy.” And for the first time all day, I nodded. No inner monologue. No list of justifications. Just... agreement. Because maybe, just maybe, pizza and the laughter of a four-year-old are enough to make a cracked world feel a little more bearable.

If only I had a shovel I could make an epic debut… I forced a smile, and muttered through gritted teeth, "Help me out, will you?" They both looked at each other just to affirm they were on the same wavelength and hummed, "I could go down to get a ladder so you could climb down three stories without the watchful eyes of creeps!" Juliana clapped her hands, looking ready to exit. Suha nodded solemnly, "Yeah, weirdos these days have strange kinks." God… that shovel. Please grant me that shovel.