Beetlejuice Quotes Novels & Stories

“Good. Serves you right. And I love that movie, too. The Sandlot is one of my favorites.” “What’s your favorite line?” She slipped under the covers and plopped down on the pillow next to him. “You’re not going to like it.” Jaylon grinned. “Try me.” One eyebrow hiked up, and she smirked. “You know—if my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.” He groaned, and Becca’s grin widened. “I warned you! Every cat in my Leap loves that line.”

They also had their card held up. “Jordan.” Kelly said and the whole room turned to see the woman in question blushing. Grinning, Jordan nodded. “My granddaddy always said it. My grandma was never sure if he was talking about being surrounded by the enemy or kids.” “Either way,” Charlotte laughed, “being surrounded simplifies things.” “How many more?” Someone asked loudly. “Someone is getting hangry.” Charlotte laughed and clicked the key on the computer. The program that Camille and Trevor had written for this, shuffled the quotes and pulled up another one. “Last one. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West.”

The set of dumbfuckers that teamed up to trample on Quincy's naivete—they crew hovered near him like vultures on a leash. I didn’t flinch, God forbid I do. Didn’t blink, never will I ever on terms like this. Just picked up a carrot cube and popped it into my mouth like I was watching a boring rerun. Quincy leaned in closer. "Jesus... what did you do to him?" I kept my voice low, smiling without humor. "You really wanna know?” I chewed on the overly fertilized vegetable. He seems disturbed by my question because he is rubbing his palms together like it's winter.

Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.

I retorted firmly, going back to staring at the ceiling like it was the most interesting thing in the world. "Because you're making me depressed being depressed," Shane frowned, poking my cheek as he sat on the ground beside the bed. "Sucks. You can watch sad movies with me if you want." I pushed his hand away. "You can't stay in bed forever," Jade shrugged, not having a better reason. "You're going to have to get up to pee eventually." "And then I'll come back in bed." I told her. Bea groaned loudly, "Because you aren't about to be a sad little bitch who is depressed over a guy! There's so many fish in the sea! That's the saying, right?"

Boo stopped rocking himself but he kept sobbing, his face still hidden in his knees. "Forgive yourself for what you didn't know before you learned it." I told him a quote I remembered reading from the author Maya Angelou. "You couldn't have known what she was thinking at that time, Boo. You have to try and free yourself of the guilt." I stopped hugging him and made him look at me. His eyes and nose were red and his face miserable.

It says some kind of weird quote. ‘ I didn’t make myself like this, you did’, Beck said with some kind of deepness in his voice like he was talking to someone that wasn’t here’. I looked at him for a while then looked back to the road. ‘is that something?’, I asked. ‘it’s the quote of the demonions’, he said. ‘oh and do you have it on you’, I asked. He nodded. ‘no? why?’, I asked. ‘you only get that when you are part of the gang, I am just affiliated to the gang.’

Lily asks them and everyone shrugs. “I guess so. His whole speech has pretty much been quotes from movies. 'He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did'.” Adam's words make the men at the table laugh and even Kimmy thinks that it is funny. She can not help but laugh with them. She knows that he is quoting Iron Man from The Avengers when he says “that man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice.. but we did.” “Nice,” Alex tells Adam, who smirks at him. But Bella shushes the table to quiet them down and makes them listen to the alpha once more.

” “ I'm proud of you, Miranda. She'd said when I'd graduated early primary at the top of my class. ” “ Her words never cease to make me recall the quote, “ Keep smiling, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ” “ Hm. ” Jose was attentive, quietly listening to her. It'd been a long time since they've actually had a heart to heart conversation and he honestly missed it.

“You’ll learn. You are the smartest person I ever met. Even back when you were a teenager, you were smarter than me.” “I don’t feel smarter,” said Jeannine, looking out to the infinite blackness that surrounded them. “Trust me, you are. You just need to act the part. “If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.” Matthew 12:20.” Jeannine snorted. “You quoting the Bible at me now?” Curtis laughed, too. “You would’ve had a lot of that if you’d come to live with Georgina and me.”