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WARNING: [R18] STORY WITH EXTREMELY MATURE/EXPLICIT CONTENT Si Alvin ay bahagi ng isang mapait subalit matamis na nakaraan ni Patricia na pinilit niyang takasan. Ito ay matapos ang maraming ulit niyang nagawang ipagkaloob ang sarili sa lalaki. Para siyang gamu-gamo na naakit sa kagandahan apoy at paghahangad na palaging ipinadarama sa kaniya ng binata, sa kabila iyon ng katotohanang alam niyang pwede siyang mapaso, at ganoon nga ang nangyari. Pero sa hindi inaasahan pagkakataon ay muling nagtagpo ang landas nila kung saan kinailangan niyang sumailalim sa mismong pamamahala nito. Si Alvin bilang kaniyang amo at siya bilang sekretarya ng binata. At sa pagkakataong ito, hindi niya maunawaan kung bakit palagi ay nakikita niya ang galit sa mga mata nito tuwing tititigan niya. Pero kailangan niya ng trabaho, kailangan niya ng pera dahil kailangan niyang bawiin ang anak niya, at sa tulong ni Caleb, alam niyang magagawa niyang paghigantihan ang pamilya ni Robert, ang asawa niya na umapi sa kaniya. At hindi iyon pwedeng malaman ni Alvin.

"I know, and you know it yourself as well, that you want me just as much as I want you; you just don't want to admit it," Pauline said with full confidence. — Handsome, kind, hot, and sexy. Those are the four adjectives I could always connect to Alfredo, my dead father's best friend. I found Alfredo handsome the moment I learned the definition of handsome. I was ten when I started having a crush on him. I was sixteen when I realized I loved him and that he's the only man I'll ever want. I was eighteen when I started to have sexual fantasies about him. And now that I am twenty, I finally decided to turn my fantasies into a reality. Seducing Alfredo wasn't easy, but it wasn't something I could easily give up on either. He can try to resist all he wants, but I know, and I am very confident, that in the end, I will still have him. Alfredo will be mine.

Ava Monroe is struggling to pay for her college fees. After a terrible loss in business when her family went bankrupt overnight, Ava saw all her dreams shatter right in front of her eyes. It doesn't help that her family is obsessed with becoming wealthy again. The shock of being poor had turned them into something Ava could no longer recognize. However, eager for some quick money, Ava works as an escort over the summer before college begins. The money is good, and she hasn't had any strange experiences yet. That has to be worth something, right? Brian Reinhold is rich, successful and soon turning forty. But his home is anything but happy. After losing his sixteen-year-old daughter in a car crash, Brian doesn’t know how to go on with life anymore. Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes him lively. His friends believe Brian needs a break. A long pause in his hectic life so he could grieve and make amends for the sadness that is dousing him from inside. But instead of packing his bags and moving to his hometown, Brian thrusts himself more into work and pretends that moving on is a choice, not binding. But life takes a toll when the next client on Ava’s list turns out to be Brian Reinhold. The dear daddy of Valerie. Ava’s best friend. Now, Ava doesn’t know why the idea of sleeping with a man double her age is electrifying. Brian Reinhold might be forty soon, but he looks anything but old. His arms are a thing of beauty and his charming grey eyes can suck you in so deep that reality gladly withers away. But this arrangement has cons of its own. And truth has the power to destroy the lives they both care for.

I built them up. I gave them everything. And they destroyed me. I thought love meant sacrifice. I thought friendship meant loyalty. But I was wrong. I bankrolled my boyfriend, helping him rise from nothing, believing in his dreams. I took my best friend under my wing, giving her everything she never had. But while I was away, enjoying a much-needed girls' trip—the one she conveniently backed out of—they were busy betraying me in the worst way possible. I found out by accident. A simple call from his phone, meant to tell my best friend I was back, turned into the moment that shattered my world. "My baby." Those words on the screen made my stomach drop. And then I read more. "I’m just after her money. Once I get enough, I’ll leave her. I’m collecting from her and her father. I’ll use her and dump her." Every message felt like a dagger to my heart. The man I loved, the friend I trusted—they had been plotting against me all along. I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t think. I can’t think. I can’t breathe. What do I do? Do I confront them? Do I scream? Do I fall apart? I want to wake up. I want this to be a nightmare. But it’s not. This is my reality. And I don’t know what happens next.

Her Forbidden Husband. What happens when she sleeps with her father's best friend, and it gets complicated with a baby? Will she hide the truth from her dad, despite her baby bump showing? Or will her dad find out the truth and express his disappointment, forcing her to marry his best friend? _________ She kissed her father’s best friend, Nathaniel, and it didn’t go well. Not only because he is eighteen years older than her, but also because he didn’t like it. Not one bit. In her defense, she didn’t mean to fall for him; it just happened. Gwyneth found him to be the most attractive man she had ever seen, with enough charisma to blind the sun. However, he was forbidden to her because of their age difference, and her feelings for him were considered wrong. She tried to get over him, but after she was forced to marry him, Gwyneth realized that she had truly fallen for him, and she began to wonder if he might feel the same way. ****** Warning: 18+ only This Book Contains Explicit Scenes And Adult Languages featuring hard-core taboo , age gap and young adults erotica. In Bed With Daddy’s Best Friend Is a compilation of short erotic stories containing irresistible , steamy, fun, naughty, dirty, filthy , s*x with daddy's best friend, s*x with best friend’s Daughter, forbidden marriage etc. If you're not up to eighteen then this book is not for you. Get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement... To Feel sin

A story of a extraordinary girl from the Island of Siargao. All about her life experiences, her feelings and her sacrifices. She focuses on her family, but one day her priorities we're changed. he experienced more challenging life. Would she be able to get herself back? Will her sacrifices will be paid off?

“Omega, in about an hour, you’ll feel warm, dizzy, and overcome with hormones in your body.” I paled. “What happens after it takes effect?” “Then an alpha in the surrounding area will react to your scent.” After an hour, the nurse popped her head in. She had a strange look in her eyes and I didn’t like it. “So he is out there?” The nurse’s smile fell, “No, not one.” My eyes widened. “two?” “No, you have four mates.” I shook my head. “No, that’s not possible!” She sighed and opened her phone. “Your mates are as follows; Colby Mcgrath, Rain Kim, Matthew Clark, and Jade Johnson.” When she said the first name I started to feel faint but then the nurse kept rattling off all the names of my tormenters for years. How could I be tied to all of my brother’s friends? My panties got wet, I refused to accept that this was a hormonal reaction.

Isabel Rodriguez is working as a journalist for six years and she was assigned to interview Callix Montero who is a well-known businessman. Callix Montero is not only a businessman, he's also a billionaire. He's handsome. He's hot. A lot of women are fantasizing him. Unang kita pa lang niya dito ay aminado na siya sa sarili niya na gusto na niya ito. Akala ni Isabel ay mai-interview na niya ang guwapong si Callix ng araw na 'yon ngunit hindi pa pala. Callix told her that he'll only allow her to interview him if she would have sex with him. Hindi siya puwedeng magsumbong sa editor-in-chief nila dahil nalaman niya na pamangkin si Callix nito. Kahit magsumbong siya ay wala siyang magagawa kundi ang pumayag sa gusto nito. Pumayag si Isabel na makipag-sex kay Callix para ma-interview ito. Mahal niya ang kanyang trabaho at kapag hindi niya nagawa 'yon ay posibleng mawalan siya ng trabaho. Dahil sa pagpayag niyang 'yon sa nais na mangyari ni Callix ay tuluyan na ngang nagbago ang takbo ng buhay niya. Habang tumatagal na nakakasama niya ito ay mas lalong lumalalim ang nararamdaman niya? Ano'ng gagawin niya? Is he the perfect man for her or a perfect man to destroy her life forever?

Si Melodia ay isang nilalang sa ilalim nang madilim at malawak na dagat. A heart full of hatred, ang puso ng mga taong may kinikimkim na kasakiman, selos at pagkamuhi ang nagbibigay buhay sa kanila. Silang mga sirena'y may kagandahang tinataglay at boses na pang-akit sa biktima. Ngunit isang insidente ang magbabago ng lahat nang buhayin muli ni Melodia ang taong nag-aagaw buhay. Ang simpleng sitwasyon ay naging sumpa ang dulot. Ang kanyang buntot ay maging paa at ang paa ng tao 'yon ay naging buntot. Kaya napagpasyahan niya na manatili muna sa lupa kahit walang ideya kung paano mamuhay bilang tao. Isinama naman sa ilalim ng dagat ang taong ngayo'y nagibg sirena. Nakita siya ng isang lalaki na noo'y namamangka na kaagad siyang tinulungan. Sa paglipas ng mga araw ay muling nagbalik ang taong tinulungan i Melodia. Ngayon ay hatid niya ang pakiusap na tanggalin na ang sumpa, na ibalik na sa kanya ang mga paa ngunit hindi alam ni Melodia kung paano.

AMOUREUX DE SA BEST Cette histoire nous retrace la vie de Joe, qui, à sa dernière année scolaire, fera une rencontre d'une nouvelle fille venant du nord au nom de Theresia. Joe, très timide, tombe amoureux de Theresia, et n'arrive pas à vouer tout cela à la fille. Theresia de son côté deviendra la meilleure amie de Joe. D'où le titre "Amoureux de sa Best". Joe qui sera amoureux de sa meilleure amie Theresia, et qui passera par toutes les émotions possibles pour déclarer sa flamme à sa meilleure amie. Une relation qui risquerait de diviser Joe et ses amis.