Melting The Ice Captain
It's like asking an adult why they don't want a diaper on.
“I'm not going to be your fuck buddy, if that's what you're asking.”
“I don't—”
“You asked me out on a date, and I was thinking…you and me. The both of us with champagne on the side, a cool meal, and some jazz to top it off by the rooftop. But you instead offered me a contract. A contract to be your fuck buddy. ‘Friends with benefits’.” I said in air quotes. “It's like saying, I don't really like you, Olive, but here is what I can offer.”