Best Tagalog Jokes

Isang malusog na sperm. Ito lang ang kailangan ni Virgou sa lalaking nakitaan niya ng katangian para maging ama ng kanyang anak. Si Zerriko Gray. Estudyante sa paaralang itinayo ng kanyang yumaong ina. Hindi siya nagdalawang-isip na alukin ang binata at nagtagumpay na mapapayag ito. Ngunit, hindi pera ang hiniling kapalit kundi ang kanyang puso. Paano niya ibibigay ang hinihingi nitong kabayaran kung ang puso niya ay tumitibok hindi sa lalaki kung hindi sa katulad niya ng kasarian? Magagawa ba nitong basagin ang baluti niya at ilabas ang marupok niyang katauhan? *** Para kay Zek, si Virgou ay isang bituin. Isang bituin na mahirap abutin ngunit kusang kumalas sa daan nito at nahulog sa kanyang kandungan. He knew her depths and darkness. Her light, because she was like a transparent glass. She is smooth and hard. Beautiful and clear. Can resist the heat. Endured pressure and breakage. But more than a mere glass, she is his queen. Always and forever. His glass queen.

Abby Leonor is engrossed to the thought of being a wife of his childhood bestfriend Cloud Miguel Salazar that she will do anything to get this man even if it cost her dignity and freedom. She destroyed his supposedly wedding and put herself in a shameful situation just to be his wife. Now that they are married, until when she could swallow the pain when the man she loves hait her so much.

Everyone wants to be me. Who wouldn't? I've got the looks, sexy body, money and Andrew Maru Ottave, my husband. Pero kung malalaman lang siguro nila kung sino at ano talaga ang nangyayari sa buhay ko, hindi ko alam kung gugustuhin pa nilang maging ako. Simula pagkabata ay alam ko na ang aking magiging kapalaran. Wala akong karapatan na mamili kung sino ang gusto kong makasama habambuhay. Dahil sa huli ang mga magulang ko pa rin ang magdedesisyon kung sino ang aking mapapangasawa. It's not a new thing with the elite. My parents are also a product of an arranged marriage. They marry for business and had a child for business. And just like my mom, I will also be a Business Wife.

Quinlee Velez has a wealthy but miserable life, despite of that she has a boy bestfriend who is one call away in times of distress and trouble. She always has things planned out to pursue and reach her dreams until one day she meets a guy named Zik, with a contract that ties the knot and who shatters her plans. Felt she was doomed to a life of extreme unhappiness. Marriage is normally one’s happily ever after in the movies but for them it’s a complete opposite of what other’s expect. Are they going to survive? Or ends in break-up and walk in separate ways? All right, let’s see!

Inosente sa unang tingin tila di makabasag pinggan ang awra ni Dorothy Sebastian. Pero kapag ito ay umpisa ng magsalita ikaw ay mauubosan ng dahilan, palusot, oh anong pigil mo wala ring kwenta. Parang bata, wala sa tamang pag-iisip, baliw, kulang sa pagmamahal, abnormal, at higit sa lahat' manyak. Yan ang laging bansag sa kanya dahil kung anong laman ng utak n'ya. Ay gagawin at gagawin n'ya ang gusto n'ya. Paano mo ba maiiwasan ang ganitong babae? Lalo na kung ikaw ay nagustohan at natipuhan n'ya? Kahit anong pigil mo para hindi kalang magkakasala. Paano kung s'ya na mismo ang gumagawa ng paraan. Kaya mo pa kayang umayaw kung ang ng gagahasa sayo' ay isang inosenteng manyak? Hanggang saan ba ang pagpipigil ni Darwin sa sarili' para hindi lang magkasala sa kanyang misyon. Kung gayong unti-unti na s'yang nakaramdam ng pag-ibig kay Dorothy.

LANDIIN si Gabino Melchor!Di baleng bumaksak ang grade basta pasado kay crush!Kaya lang hindi pala pwedeng maging sila....First love ni Sabrina si Gabino kaya naman ng maging sila ay nakalimutan niya ang problema sa sariling pamilya.. Mahal na mahal niya ito pero ng mag bunga ang kapusukan dala ng kabataan nila, nalito siya. Mahal niya si Gabino at alam niya na marami pa itong pangarap at malaki ang tiwala niya na malayo ang mararating ng lalaki hindi katulad niya na maraming hang ups sa buhay at hindi alam kung anong pangarap niya sa buhay.So she decided to left him without telling him that he's going to be a father..Pinili niyang lumayo para hindi maging hadlang sa pangarap nito..5 years later their paths meet again.. Sa isang club kung saan siya nag ttrabaho and all her feelings for him rekindle..Will she let herself to be happy this time??

NO boyfriend since birth ang peg ni Kara kaya naman sa edad na 25 ay pilit siyang nirereto ng ina sa mga anak ng amiga nito. Kaya lang naman wala siyang boyfriend ay dahil hinihintay niya ang lalaking lihim niyang minamahal. Ito ay ang kanyang bestfriend na si Lorenzo. Ang kaso may mahal na iba ang lalaki. Kaya nang malaman niyang liligawan na nito ang babaeng gusto nito ay gumuho ang mundo niya. Naisip niya tutal wala naman ng pag-asa ang lovelife niya ay papayag na lang siya sa kagustuhan ng ina na pakasalan ang anak ng isa sa amiga nito. Pero nagulat siya dahil sa araw ng kasal niya ay bigla na lang sumulpot si Lorenzo at sinabing ilalayo siya nito, na hindi ito pumapayag sa kasal. Matutupad na ba ang matagal niyang hiling o isa lamang itong panaginip?

Nilisan ni Azalea ang kanilang probinsya dahil gusto niyang lumayo sa kanyang madrasta. Natuto siyang lumaban sa hamon ng buhay sa kanyang murang edad simula noong mamatay ang kanyang ina. Ngunit tila nagbago lahat ng kanyang plano nang biglang dumating sa kanyang buhay ang lalaking nagngangalang Izon. Izon Bricks Villamor, a twenty four year stunner and sole heir of Villamor Enterprise. He's good at everything and that includes flirting with some other random women. Paano kung isang araw bigla na lamang mabihag ni Azalea ang kanyang pusong uhaw sa atensyon? Kakayanin niya bang itaya ang lahat ng meron siya para lamang manatili sa tabi ng babaeng nakapagpa-ibig sa kanya?

She was a princess turned nobody. They were the men that every girl wanted to be their prince. They did not plan it but their paths crossed, and so are their hearts.

Second Edition Warning #slow burner #violence #sexual activity At eighteen Gabriella Chambers has no wolf and has no mate, so why is the Academy for shifters demanding she attends? When Gabbie gets there she's demoted to omega, the lowest rank in the pack. The only thing she looks forward to is seeing her best friend Alex again. Things have changed. Alex is a feared and respected Alpha Heir, strong and s*xy, but Gabbie is still his best friend. Even though an Alpha and an Omega must never mix. Things get complicated when Alpha Kade, Alex's rival for battle season, crosses paths with fiery Gabbie. In Kade's pack Omegas are scum, but what happens when simple encounters turn into something more. To add fuel to the fire, Gabbie is a target for three Alpha Females, including Alex's mate and Kade's chosen mate. A mystery blooms while Gabbie's at the academy that involves her past and her family. Will Gabbie survive long enough to awaken her wolf and find her mate?