Black Humor Jokes

The trouble starts when Grace rejects her true mate in favor of her best friend, Alex. Yet, Alpha Alex has secretly found his true mate, so he rejects Grace. Grace runs away to save her life, but she faces an even more painful reality. Grace is the only surviving tribrid, and she is pregnant. She struggles to protect the identities of her triplets, even at the cost of her life. As she begins to organize her life, Grace must accept her fate of having three mates. New obstacles keep popping up, including Alpha Alex, who wants Grace back. And a new villain who wants the blood of the triplets. Grace must fight desperately to keep her loved ones and her pack safe. Can Grace protect the identities of her triplets from the threats of the outside world? Who will Grace choose to be her true mate? Can Grace and her true mate solve their problems and live in peace?

Twin Alphas' Celestial Luna is the second book of the Twin Alphas trilogy. If you haven't read the first book, Twin Alphas' Abused Mate, I would recommend reading that first as this story follows on directly. Pine Lake pack is on the verge of war to save their way of life and their pack from long time nemesis and Alpha of the neighbouring pack, Alpha Kendrick. With the help of Witches, a half millennium old Vampyre and the knowledge of the existence of powerful Dragons, the fierce Twin Alphas of Pine Lake and their gifted Celestial Luna might just stand a chance of surviving the war that has been prophesised to change the world. If the fates and Moon Goddess would only stop dealing them devastating after , they might be able to find the last piece of the ultimate battle plan. Liberty has already overcome so much, only to be knocked back down in the final hours. The return of her mates' sister brings about a new era for Pine Lake pack and alters their course to a degree nobody is prepared for. A journey of ascending Alphas, controversial mates, secret societies, heart ache, promise and hope.

Rangga adalah orang yang sangat kaya dan sukses. Namun semua kekayaan itu pada akhirnya lenyap setelah ia dikhianati orang-orang terdekatnya; mereka yang semula memuja dan menjilat Rangga agar mendapatkan limpahan harta. Manakala Rangga telah hancur, miskin, sakit-sakitan dan nyaris mati, datanglah seseorang yang merupakan mantan istrinya, Citra. Dengan segenap ketulusan, Citra menemani Rangga di hari-hari terakhirnya. Rangga sangat menyesal semasa muda ia telah membuat Citra menderita dan hancur padahal kini wanita itulah satu-satunya manusia yang peduli padanya. Rangga sangat menyesal. Ia berandai-andai jika bisa kembali ke masa lalu, ia sungguh berjanji akan membahagiakan istrinya. Apa yang diandaikan oleh Rangga itu menjadi kenyataan; ia kembali ke masa lalu tepat satu hari sebelum ia benar-benar menghancurkan hidup istrinya.

She married her childhood crush for money. Falling for him again wasn’t part of the deal. When Adele’s mother is diagnosed with ovarian cancer, she’s left with one impossible option: marry the man she once loved in secret—or watch her world fall apart. Julian Hawthorne, a cold billionaire with everything to lose, offers her a deal: two years of marriage, no strings attached, in exchange for enough money to save her family—and keep his manipulative ex-wife at bay while securing his dream business deal. To him, it’s just business. To her, it’s heartbreak waiting to happen. But fake vows can’t hide real feelings. And when old wounds reopen and boundaries blur, Adele is no longer the quiet girl he used to ignore—she’s the woman who might just destroy his control. Because in a game of power, secrets, and desire... The heart never sticks to the rules.

Isabelle, esclave du roi Lycan au cœur impitoyable, Alexander Lawson, n'a jamais pensé que sa vie avait un sens. Rejetée par son maître et compagnon, Alexander, elle pensait que son maître en avait fini avec elle. Mais Alexander la désirait plus que comme compagne, bouclier, espionne. Lorsqu'elle fut envoyée dans le lit de son ennemi le plus détesté, Henri Lawson, Isabelle n'imaginait pas que son plan échouerait. Coincée entre les Rois Lycans, Isabelle devait percer le mystère qui la hantait. Oubliera-t-elle son passé ou restera-t-elle à jamais prisonnière des deux rois ?

(Mengandung unsur 21+) Jelita Kanaya adalah seorang pengacara yang cantik, seksi dan menggoda. Hingga suatu hari ia bertemu dengan seseorang dari masa lalunya, Dexter Green seorang CEO Alpha Green Company, yang menjadi penyebab dari trauma Jelita untuk menjalin hubungan yang serius dengan lelaki. Hubungan mereka yang tidak akur di masa lalu karena pengkhianatan Dexter, membuat Jelita membenci pria itu. Dan ia bertekad tidak akan pernah terjebak lagi pada pesona dan aura memukau dari lelaki yang juga pernah menjadi tunangannya. Namun apa jadinya jika ternyata Dexter belum bisa melupakan Jelita, padahal pria itu telah bertunangan dengan wanita lain? Dan bagaimana Jelita bisa mengelak, jika Dexter benar-benar menggunakan segala cara untuk mendapatkan Jelita lagi? Kisah akan dimulai dari saat pertemuan pertama antara Jelita dan Dexter, menghantarkan kepada sebuah persimpangan jalan hidup, pilihan dan takdir. IG : @blackauoranovels

(Cerita utk 21+) "Jadi kamu ingin membalas budi untuk semua kebaikanku, Aveline? Itu mudah, bayar saja dengan tubuhmu. Setiap hari. Setiap malam." ---Dominic Wolfe *** Aveline Rose semula hanya ingin bertemu untuk mengucapkan terima kasih, kepada pria misterius yang selama ini telah mendonasikan uang untuk pendidikannya hingga kini Aveline telah lulus kuliah. Maka dengan hati yang tulus serta senyum yang lebar, ia pun menemui pria dermawan itu, tanpa mengetahui siapa sebenarnya jati dirinya. Dominic Wolfe, pria yang semula dikira memiliki hati malaikat karena telah menjadi sumber dana pendidikannya selama bertahun-tahun, tanpa Aveline sangka ternyata memiliki sikap kejam dan manipulatif. Ia membuat Aveline menjadi budak yang dipenjara di sebuah superyacht (kapal pesiar) mewah miliknya, dan harus siap setiap malam untuk melayani hasratnya. Namun di balik itu semua, tak ada yang tahu jika Dominic menyimpan luka yang dalam, luka yang menjadi alasan di balik donasi pendidikan serta obsesinya kepada Aveline. *** visual tersedia di instagram @blackauroranovels

Slave. A word I've been hearing for the past 10 years that I have completely forgot what my real name was. My money driven parents sold me to the Alpha of the New moon pack when I was only 10 in return for a large sum of money. I was nothing but a worthless human who never had her first shift and I was kicked to the lowest of the low, beaten, worked to death and cursed all day. Losing all hope in life, something still made me want to hang on a little while longer. I can feel my chest warm up with fire and I pray to God that I'm not being delirious.

Paano kung matapos ang isang masakit na pangyayari sa buhay mo ay alukin ka ng isang bilyonaryo na maging “contract mommy”? “You can return the favor by being a contract mother to my daughter,” ani ng gwapong bilyonaryo. “H-Huh?” gulantang na tugon ni Vivienne. Batid niyang hindi siya makatanggi dahil ito ang nagligtas ng kanyang buhay. “I’ll pay you 2.5 million per month, but first… divorce your husband,” aniya. Alam ni Vivienne na wala siyang kahit piso kapag iniwan ang asawa, at ni ang sariling anak ay ayaw sa kanya. “S-Sige! Bigyan mo ‘ko ng isang linggo…” sagot niya, at ngumiti ang bilyonaryo. “One week… That’s a deal,” sagot nito, tiyak na wala na siyang takas.

Seven years ago, Althea Marquez was ready to share life-changing news with Mikhael Bryce Henderson—the love of her life—when she discovered he had returned to his ex. Heartbroken, Althea fled abroad to raise their child alone. Now back in the Philippines, Althea is shocked to find her new boss is none other than Mikhael, now a powerful CEO. Furious and confused by her sudden disappearance, Mikhael demands answers, but Althea remains cold and distant. As secrets from their past come to light, including the startling revelation of Althea's father's connection to Mikhael, both are forced to confront painful truths. To make matters worse, Mikhael's ex-fiancée re-enters his life, determined to win him back. Amidst betrayal, hidden enemies, and unresolved feelings, Althea and Mikhael must decide whether to fight for their rekindled love or let the past tear them apart once more.