Novel & Cerita Bloopers From King Of Queens

I gulped, and I have thought of something stupid again. "Whoa, wait a sec! Your highness, aren't you gonna give us, the humans, a minute to discuss how we are going to play this game?" I asked the king that gained noise from the crowd around us. The other prisoners looked at me, and I know they thought I had lost my mind. "Shut your mouth up, or I will pull your tongue out!" Dennis belted angrily at me, and I just scoffed at him. "I am not talking to you, puppy," I said just to piss him off.

If possible I'd say he looks unbothered but I couldn't conclude. The Queen kept glaring at me and I was certain if her eyes were lasers, she would have roasted me by now. Mirabelle kept giving me a stink eye once in a while. If she doesn't look at me I guess she wouldn't be able to breathe. I giggled, breaking the silence and everyone glanced at me, including the King and I gulped. Did I laugh out loud?

“Never. I can't joke about such a serious matter.” Presently, there was a moment of silence and only their heartbeats that could be heard in the room. Meanwhile, the King's eyes were wet, and he fought back the tears. To lessen his guilt, the Queen consoled, “I doubt that you could do that under normal circumstances. You were intoxicated of alcoholic.” “Whatever. It was filthy enough to think of looking at a maid, let alone … Oh! My God.”

The queen looked flabbergasted as she stared at her husband with her mouth open. “Did you just raise your voice at me, my king?” “My daughter is fighting for her life and you are not helping!”He snapped at her and turned to everyone. “Let Ofelia rest. If there is any news, update me immediately!” The king stormed out of Ofelia's room without waiting for his queen. The queen who looked embarrassed ran after the king. Kraven, and the others followed suit until only grandma, Kohen and I were left behind. None of us said anything and I was looking at Ofelia but muffled laughter reached my ears, and I turned to look at grandma, who was covering her face, but it was clear she was laughing because

Eric questioned raising his right eyebrow. “I mean I can do lots of other things, I just can’t do it. I tried everything, but I just get mixed up. Even Raoul has given up on me!” Jamie moaned “I am going to take a wild stab in the dark here and guess we are not talking about shadow detection here” King Eric sighed. “No of course not!” Jamie snapped “I can’t dance!” King Eric burst out laughing, tears started to run down his face. He made so much noise that a couple of rogue guards came in, thinking their king was being attacked. “ You Ok boss?” One of them asked shocked at the sight of their fearsome boss laughing.

Keith got out of his seat and Queen follow on his tail. She caught up with him on the sofa which he happen to trip into. Queen got on Keith as she body search him not minding their close contact. "Found it! I knew you were cheating!" Queen let out a triumphant laugh as she took out a queen and king piece from his pocket. Unknown to her, it's the first time she ever smile in front of Keith. Something Keith is now savouring even as she lie on top of him still grinning from ear to ear.

Theo was lively and easy-going, I lost count of how many times he cracked me up and made me laugh out loud. “I wonder how king Kael’s reaction would be if he finds out you’re attending a tea party and cracking jokes with the queen and not performing your assigned duty.” “Am I?” he gasped playfully. “I know the queen isn’t a tattler, so I’m safe right?” “Who knows? Never judge a book by it’s cover.” I wiggled my eyebrows.

Yesterday night was a disaster. The king was angry about something so his room was completely thrashed. I wasn't supposed to be here but there was a slight change in the cleaning table and of all days I happened to get the king's room today. I had to strip the bed, send the sheets to laundry, put new sheets and clear the floor. Men had come earlier to remove the heavier items the king had destroyed. I moved to the bathroom to clean and was distracted by the fancy bathroom the king had. As I was admiring the shower with my eyes and my hands, the shower began to spray me. Uh oh.. I didn't know where I had touched to put on the shower. I was a goner.

“You should’ve died in the chaotic search for Neil in the library! What’s so good about a moronic wench like you? Huh? Just because you saved him? Why does that matter?!” “H-How do you know about that?” she asked in a feeble voice. Clara pressed her foot on Keanna’s head. “That man is mine! I knew from the start he was going to be the King.” “Auuugh…” “What about a person like you? You, who’s gullible beyond belief!” Stomp! “You don’t even know your place, haha! Do you know what’s going to happen to you?” Stomp! “This dirt floor is where you belong.”

, asked the Queen. “there is nothing much about me”, replied Adam. “come on, you are too boring”, the King uttered. The three laughed again. Few minutes later, the Kind started to looked pale. “love, are you okay?”, asked the Queen. “yes, I am”, replied the King. The red stone from the crown started to vanish. The queen saw it. “oh God, do not tell me”, the Queen mumbled. “forgive me your highness”, the King cried.