Bloopers From King Of Queens Novels & Stories

“You have a company to run and a whole lot on your plate right now. You do not have the time for the expensive distraction that is Alex Donovan.” Her phone buzzed on the desk, a text from this same distraction. ‘Tulip again? Or should I switch it up next time?’ Despite all her earlier pep talk, Dukia laughed out loud, the sound a contrast in her quiet office. She didn’t reply right away. She set the phone down, the screen dimming as she tried to remember exactly when Alex Donovan had gone from an inconvenient distraction to something she looked forward to. It hadn’t been the flowers. It hadn’t even been the call.

Queen joked while I just laughed even though it wasn't wholehearted. " I guess he forgot" I defended. "Forget what? Valentine's Day? Even if he wanted to forget, all these paparazzi in our school will not allow him to, everything screams Valentine! Look at Boiling ring for example, he intentionally brought a read face towel as a symbol even through it doesn't match our uniform" Queen jokes even further while I laughed again, wholeheartedly this time. "All these rose and cardboards don't even freak me, I woke up to an alert of 5k on my account from the love of my life and that is better than all these stupid junks that will end up in the trash can!" Queen boasted.

“Please tell me.” “I do not think I really deserve this.” Upon that statement, I looked at the Queen and I can see that she was trying her hardest not to laugh. ‘What was laughable with what I said?’ I thought to myself, trying to understand the Queen’s perspective. But the Queen’s effort to stop herself from laughing was all thrown in the trash as she laughed in the end. Her laugh was similar as to how the King laughed during the dinner. Her shoulder were shaking, a hand holding her stomach as it probably aches and the other hand wiping the tears forming in her eyes.

Doc is right, I look towards Sal, he can cause a scene, he's good at it. "Sal," I wave him over. "Forgot to tell you, King," Caleb shouts, and King glances at him confused. "Queenie kissed me this morning, thought I was you." Shit, I hear King shouting, and everyone turns. "Should have probably told her I wasn't you, but hell, when she pulled her top off, I couldn't resist." I move to stop King, and he swings and hits me, rushing for Caleb. "Did that fuckin' happen?" Doc looks at me.

The king moved forward chasing everyone behind him, then removed his shirt. Charging him and without wasting too much time, he did ten "Push-ups," showing his arm muscles. His bicep looks so big and has other muscles. His wives and everyone there could not stop laughing, the laugh was so loud that some children and many servants came out to join them while some were peeping from where they were. They were all laughing watching the king's show. What a hilarious moment. "You are such a comedian. Let's just go inside. Your dinner is getting cold. You are wonderfully made and exceptional. That is why you are the King of this great kingdom." Queen Sarah commented as she was trying to stop King Ab

It was indeed a foolish thing to do, just up and leave my lessons in the middle of the day, especially when our coronation was in a few months and Erick should also have dealt with the situation politely rather than behaving like a teenager. We were startled to look up at the throne the next moment as King Valroy burst out laughing, his booming voice echoing through the empty throne room. Kenna, who had been sitting beside him with a ‘now you’re about to die’ face, cracked up too and joined the King in his laughter, while Erick and I looked at each other wide eyed and confused. “My goodness! You two should’ve seen the look on your faces,” King Valroy commented, still chuckling. “I have to ag

"He is not aware of anything, believe me. Just don’t ever humiliate me like that again." “I’m sorry,” Boma whispered. “It’s okay.” Just then, Queen returned with her friends. “Too bad, you cannot live a little,” Queen teased. “You all should be ashamed of yourselves,” Hilda countered. “The party is fine without that nonsense, and you know it.” “Boma, do you want to listen to her over me again?” Queen challenged.

“Every holiday season it’s like—boom—John Travolta and some ‘ho ho ho what’s in your wallet? ’ commercial.” Jackson shook his head, laughing under his breath. “You’re such an idiot.” “Big talk from Homecoming King,” I shot back. He grimaced. “Don’t say it like that.” Chris leaned in, grinning. “Our king hates his crown.” Shane added, “Your queen was basically crying at the game, man. She’s probably out there living her Disney moment.” Jackson’s eyes narrowed. “If I hear the word ‘queen’ one more time tonight, I’m jumping out a window.”

he hissed under his breath as he stormed past me. I let him go. Because I knew the truth. It was over. For him. But as I stepped off the stage, my phone vibrated with a message from an unknown number. You think you’ve won? You have no idea what’s coming. I lifted my head, scanning the crowd. Damian was already drowning. So who the hell had just sent me that message? The game wasn’t over. Not yet. *** to be continued… *** Hey, awesome readers! Thanks for sticking with me through Once a Fool, Now a Queen!

Joshua scoffed, he sipped from his cup and then burst into laughter. Terry didn’t see that coming, he gasped wondering if the king was already loosing his mind “my king… what’s amusing you?” He asked feeling slightly lost and confused, his heart was beginning to pound in his chest knowing that if eventually that the king have truly lost his mind, the queen would ensure to bury him alive since he was the one with him when it happened.