Bloopers From King Of Queens Novels & Stories

The snigger instantly turned into full-blown laughter. “Okay, okay, stop sulking, go get my child and bring her to me,” Queenie walked near Kingsley, patted his cheek and kissed his forehead. “Okay!” smiled Kingsley but didn’t stop pouting. “We are leaving. Give us the good news soon. And Emer! Sorry for hitting you,” said Queenie, patted his cheeks too and also kissed his cheek. “What about me?” sulked Kingsley. “What about you? Just do your job!” snapped Queenie and walked out.

Doc is right, I look towards Sal, he can cause a scene, he's good at it. "Sal," I wave him over. "Forgot to tell you, King," Caleb shouts, and King glances at him confused. "Queenie kissed me this morning, thought I was you." Shit, I hear King shouting, and everyone turns. "Should have probably told her I wasn't you, but hell, when she pulled her top off, I couldn't resist." I move to stop King, and he swings and hits me, rushing for Caleb. "Did that fuckin' happen?" Doc looks at me.

The king moved forward chasing everyone behind him, then removed his shirt. Charging him and without wasting too much time, he did ten "Push-ups," showing his arm muscles. His bicep looks so big and has other muscles. His wives and everyone there could not stop laughing, the laugh was so loud that some children and many servants came out to join them while some were peeping from where they were. They were all laughing watching the king's show. What a hilarious moment. "You are such a comedian. Let's just go inside. Your dinner is getting cold. You are wonderfully made and exceptional. That is why you are the King of this great kingdom." Queen Sarah commented as she was trying to stop King Ab

It was indeed a foolish thing to do, just up and leave my lessons in the middle of the day, especially when our coronation was in a few months and Erick should also have dealt with the situation politely rather than behaving like a teenager. We were startled to look up at the throne the next moment as King Valroy burst out laughing, his booming voice echoing through the empty throne room. Kenna, who had been sitting beside him with a ‘now you’re about to die’ face, cracked up too and joined the King in his laughter, while Erick and I looked at each other wide eyed and confused. “My goodness! You two should’ve seen the look on your faces,” King Valroy commented, still chuckling. “I have to ag

"He is not aware of anything, believe me. Just don’t ever humiliate me like that again." “I’m sorry,” Boma whispered. “It’s okay.” Just then, Queen returned with her friends. “Too bad, you cannot live a little,” Queen teased. “You all should be ashamed of yourselves,” Hilda countered. “The party is fine without that nonsense, and you know it.” “Boma, do you want to listen to her over me again?” Queen challenged.

“Every holiday season it’s like—boom—John Travolta and some ‘ho ho ho what’s in your wallet? ’ commercial.” Jackson shook his head, laughing under his breath. “You’re such an idiot.” “Big talk from Homecoming King,” I shot back. He grimaced. “Don’t say it like that.” Chris leaned in, grinning. “Our king hates his crown.” Shane added, “Your queen was basically crying at the game, man. She’s probably out there living her Disney moment.” Jackson’s eyes narrowed. “If I hear the word ‘queen’ one more time tonight, I’m jumping out a window.”

he hissed under his breath as he stormed past me. I let him go. Because I knew the truth. It was over. For him. But as I stepped off the stage, my phone vibrated with a message from an unknown number. You think you’ve won? You have no idea what’s coming. I lifted my head, scanning the crowd. Damian was already drowning. So who the hell had just sent me that message? The game wasn’t over. Not yet. *** to be continued… *** Hey, awesome readers! Thanks for sticking with me through Once a Fool, Now a Queen!

Joshua scoffed, he sipped from his cup and then burst into laughter. Terry didn’t see that coming, he gasped wondering if the king was already loosing his mind “my king… what’s amusing you?” He asked feeling slightly lost and confused, his heart was beginning to pound in his chest knowing that if eventually that the king have truly lost his mind, the queen would ensure to bury him alive since he was the one with him when it happened.

I was also about to ask that same question too," The queen said looking around in the hope to see her somewhere. I tried my best not to give it away that it was funny but my laughter did break out. I laughed as loud as I could. Everyone became so quiet at the table. They were staring at me like I was going crazy. This whole thing only made matter worse. I'm very sure the queen sees me as a witch or something. I wouldn't blame her though. I sounded like a witch by the way with the way I was laughing so loud. " Are you alright dear?" Zion's father asked My laughter subsided. I nodded " Yes I'm program showing on tv is what made me laugh. I got lucky the television was on and funny enough they

It was awkward… for her. “You said you met with your father the night before you escaped, right?” Emery nodded in response without looking at the king out of embarrassment. “Do you know that you are such a bad liar?” he asked with a giggle. The queen glared at him in no time. “I am not a liar.” Gritting her teeth as she said those words were the only thing she could do to suppress herself from punching his face right at that moment. Not only was she feeling awkward with their current position but the king seemed to be having fun teasing her as if he knew everything about her.