My Body Calls BS On My Husband
During the New Year holidays, I'm hooked to an IV in an ER ward because of my Pathological Lie Aversion, which is a condition that makes me vomit whenever someone lies to me.
Meanwhile, Landon Yale shows up at a public event with his female best friend, Eunice Parker, in a high-profile manner.
Clad in the Ice Queen championship costume that I've worn during the time I won my championship, Eunice whines to Landon cutely that she wants to ride on his shoulders.
With a doting smile on his face, Landon replies, "Alright, alright. You're my queen tonight. If only that figure-skating numbskull is as sweet and understanding as you…"
Thanks to my Pathological Lie Aversion, I keep vomiting the whole time.
After taking off the IV needle, I rush toward the venue in the sports car that I've planned on giving to Landon.
In the stark silence that follows, I hurl the divorce agreement in Landon's face.
"Happy New Year, Landon Yale. By the way, here's an announcement. From now on, I'll be retiring as a figure skater. On top of that, I will be retracting all sponsorships that I've bestowed upon Yale Group."
I want Landon to know that he can never afford to pay the price of offending me.