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The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Quade states. I laugh at the two of them. Andre looks at him like he has lost his mind. Something tells me that Andre has not heard how fucking boring this class is. I look at him halfway through the class, and he is barely awake. “That was fucking terrible. How the fuck do the two of sit through that and not fall asleep?” Andre asks. “I tried to warn you that this class is fucking boring but you didn’t get the hint.” Quade comments.

"The last time I went to the movies I watched a very boring comedy.” "No wonder. You look so uncomfortable tonight that the last time you saw the premiere of a movie must have been in 1992, and at that time they didn't make cool movies even "he comments in his mocking tone. Without thinking, I slap your arm, laughing. He laughs even louder, causing chills in the back of my neck. "It hasn't been that long!” "If movie comedies don't please you, what makes you laugh easily?” “My friend Penelope after five glasses of beer or two shots of tequila “I answer, without hesitation.

I cooed when my laughter subsided a little. “I’m the sweetest, doll!” One guy claimed as he stared at me in awe. “Don’t call me that unless you want all your secrets to be out!” I warned him with a sweet smile and a deadly angry tone. “Noted.” The guy gulped. Good… Moving on! “What do you guys usually do for fun around here?” I asked no one in particular. “Play video games.” A girl shrugged. “Ugh! Boring!” I groaned. “I’m bored now.” I huffed, placing my head on the head maid’s shoulder as she was the one sitting next to me.

he exclaims making me laugh. "Do you know that life is boring without doing anything? I don't want my life to be boring as I am." "I want my life to be bored as your life, Ana. Life is so tiring. I am tired of working till my butt burns and all we receive is just a piece of shit from the higher up's who can't appreciate our effort."

In the afternoon, he usually joined the security in the training grounds and I mostly lazed about either painting or basically doing nothing. By two, he was always gone. By two, I was always bored. And bored people do stupid things. I sprawled on the couch scrolling through tons of videos. “I'm bored,” I muttered sitting up straight on the comfy couch. I needed something that could make me thrilled, but this house had the most boring people.

I asked confusedly. "To be your boyfriend, idiot!" Bian said in annoyance. "You always complain that all your exes are boring because they're too smart. Maybe, if you lower your standards a little and try to date someone who's ordinary, but has a great sense of humor, you won't feel bored. At least, he's not even your boyfriend yet, and you're already laughing all the time." I groaned and put my forehead on the table. This was annoying and this was a situation I'd never experienced before in my 24 years of life.

"I've got nothing to do these days. I'm bored." Hilaire, his eyes widening in surprise, his brows furrowing in confusion, looked up from the newspaper he was reading. "Bored?" he asked, his voice a low murmur, his tone laced with a hint of amusement. "What do you mean, bored? You're a young woman with the world at your fingertips. You can do anything you want. Travel, shop, spend time with your friends. What more could you possibly want?"

I take another sip of the disgusting pumpkin, hoping it helps calm me. "Really?" He seems a bit surprised, but clearly happy. A big smile forming on his lips, taking a swig of the drink himself - not reacting with a face this time. "Making friends with others is good. Bre tells me I need more all the time. If I don't, then I will be alone and bored." I need stronger booze. His scent is getting stronger. He scoots again closer to me, now our sides touching ever so slightly. "Boring? Well if either of us is boring - it's me. All I do is train all day and then sleep, eat, and refresh. My days off I usually just be lazy..."

I felt like if I didn't talk, I was going to go insane. She groans so loud a few students stare at us. They too are tired or bored out of their minds. "I'm so bored. And this man isn't helping anything. He's so slow and uninteresting. I'm going crazy." "Same." I fall back to my chair, sighing. "Maybe we could jump out of the window. We're just on the first floor, our chances of death are very limited." I snort a laugh because I don't think she's serious. Her pokerface tells me she is.