Bored Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

I force myself to chew and swallow anyway. This is the exact kind of dinner I used to spend my last savings on just to snap one picture and post it like some influencer. I would get maybe ten pitiful likes and one comment. Now it sits right in front of me and I can barely enjoy any of it. Boredom starts creeping in after a while. The silence feels heavy. I glance around to make sure no one is watching, then slip my phone out of my pocket. Just for a minute. I open my favorite funny videos and turn the volume low. A silly cat video pops up and I smile. Then another one makes me laugh softly under my breath. For a few seconds I forget exactly where I am. The knot in my stomach loosens just a l

The speed at which Esra got there. And now, I'm bored again. Unknown Number: Hey! There is a ghost on your side. Me: Oh? Ghost your face! Do you like to be a ghost? I told you not to text, did I? You waste my time. Unknown Number: If I wasted your time, why are you replying to me anyway? Me: Bored. Unknown Number: Hope all bored. : D Me: You know your passion for emoticons. Unknown Number: For more feelings.

"I just wanted to do something. Sorry if I'm blabbering some nonsense. It's just that were stuck here and I don't want to die with boredom." "You do realize that there is more interesting thing to do with your mouth than talking right?" I stated suggestively without thinking. "You are a jerk." She stated laughing. "I know but at least you're laughing and you won't die out of boredom. I would really have a hard time explaining to others that you died out of boredom being stuck in an elevator with me." I stated and looked at her still laughing. "Wow, I feel much better. Thank you." "We have to get out of here. I might lose control and do something stupid."

“Why am I even noticing that?” No answer, obviously. I grabbed the remote and turned on the television, flipping through channels without actually watching anything. Ten minutes later, I realized I had no idea what was playing. “Great. I’m bored.” The words slipped out of my mouth before I could stop them. Being bored in a mansion sounded stupid. People would probably laugh if they heard me complain about it. But that didn’t change the fact that the place felt too quiet again. I turned the television off and stood up.

It was late at night and I didn't expect Jack to pick up my phone but he answered my call. Jack said to me, "Hello Harry! Is everything is Alright?" I replied to Jack, "Yes, Everything is fine". Jack was scared of my call. He thought there was a problem. Then I told him I couldn't sleep and I was getting bored. And I wanted to talk to someone. When I didn't find anyone, I called you. Jack started laughing. Jack told me, "My dear friend, Am I the way to end your boredom?" Then we both started laughing.

Things are actually quite boring now that there’s no one lounging in the living room, drinking wine and laughing over old days. I sigh into the glass of wine in my hand and sigh again audibly. I am so dang bored, I have, while sitting here after dinner, watched Raees, another new movie, got disgusting into the first ten minutes and just shut it off, choosing to browse on my phone and go through social media, something I never do, and see what’s going on in other people’s lives.

"I'm bored." "Watch the movie." "I am." he whined like a toddler. "I just don't get what's the big deal with this film. It's pretty lame." "It has dancing numbers. Just with that the lame-label is out of the question." "Whatever. Next time we're seeing Avengers." "Deal." I bargained as I folded the last flyers and piled them carefully. Finally! "Uh, that was too easy. I should have said The Hangover, or Fast and furious-"

“Oh, I see. You all have different hobbies even though you’re all born close to each other. What about you? What are you into?” “I like numbers. Out of the four of us, I’m the most boring.” “That’s not true! I’ve never been bored around you. But I hate numbers, I’m not a fan of math,” I said, and he laughed before suddenly lifting me up. I squealed and clung to him like a koala. “That just means you’re really smart, and I love that. You’re not boring.”

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